Polishing a Turd --> Browns debut new Unis

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look for them to realize their mistake

 

 

... Doubt it  :37: 

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TOP 10 ways you know you're a Browns fan:

 

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

 

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

 

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

 

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

 

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

 

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this!"

 

7. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

 

8. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

 

9. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

 

10. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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America's Most Miserable Cities

Kurt Badenhausen

Forbes Magazine

 

This year Cleveland takes the top spot in our third annual ranking of America’s Most Miserable Cities. Cleveland secured the position thanks to its high unemployment, high taxes, lousy weather, corruption by public officials and crummy sports teams (Cavaliers of the NBA excepted).

 

We expanded the list of cities under consideration this year to include the 200 largest metropolitan statistical areas (in years past we’ve examined 150), which led to a shuffling in the ranks. Any area with a population of more than 245,000 was eligible.

 

Cleveland nabbed the top spot as a result of poor ratings across the board. It was the only city that fell in the bottom half of the rankings in all nine categories. Many residents are heading for greener pastures. There has been a net migration out of the Cleveland metro area of 71,000 people over the past five years. Population for the city itself has been on a steady decline and is now less than half of it what it was 50 years ago.

 

Cleveland ranked near the bottom when looking at corruption. Northern Ohio has seen 309 public officials convicted of crimes over the past 10 years according to the Justice Department. A current FBI investigation of public officials in Cuyahoga County (where Cleveland is located) has ensnared more than two dozen government employees and businessmen on charges including bribery, fraud and tax evasion.

 

On the housing front Cleveland is dealing with thousands of abandoned homes. The city contributed to its foreclosure problem by providing down payments to many people that could not afford homes through the federally funded Afford-A-Home program. Cleveland led by Mayor Frank Jackson sued 21 large investment banks in 2008 who he felt were complicit in the subprime and foreclosure crisis that hit Cleveland hard. A federal judge dismissed the suit last year, but the city is appealing the ruling.

 

The city of Cleveland has had a colorful history. The Cuyahoga River, which runs through the city, famously caught fire in 1969 thanks to rampant pollution, and it wasn’t the first time. In 1978 it became the first U.S. city to default on its debts since the Great Depression. Cleveland sports fans have had to endure more anguish than those in any other city. The city has been dubbed with a less than endearing nickname: the Mistake by the Lake.

 

http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/11/americas-most-miserable-cities-business-beltway-miserable-cities.html

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84-172  ALL TIME (16 seasons)

 

Yearly wins avg = 5.2

 

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13 straight years without even 'sniffing' the post-season

 

[|BlackJesus|]

... That face when he saw the scoreboard  :lmao:

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WORST FRANCHISE in the HISTORY of ORGANIZED SPORTS

(it's actually mathematically impossible to be as bad as they've been)

 

[Big Boss]

Neon-orange numbers against a brown jersey?

Repulsive. Fuck Nike.

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