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  1. Hey, can we sign Terrel Owens? Yeah buddy! Put your money where your mouth is.
  2. https://www.facebook.com/NFL/videos/10155072982396263/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED Snoop Dogg's message to John Ross.
  3. Thanks for the thread that inspired so many thoughtful comments. I thought I'd have nothing to read today.
  4. Listerine goes pretty well with Vodka I hear.
  5. Statistically, there has to be a certain percentage of high functioning alcoholics in the NFL. Jones shows all of the signs of being an HFA. By this point, Jones could probably blow over the limit "sober". My Dad was an HFA - People didn't know he was constantly drunk. A) They have "strategies" to make sure it isn't obvious. B) I think at some point, the booze smell just mixes with your normal BO.
  6. Did you look at the video? The kids name was out there, and Jones made it public. Kid explains pretty clearly why he felt he needed to get his side of the story out there.
  7. The same reason that Woody Allen can tell jokes about Jews all day and we can't. The same reason George Lopez can say "Mexicans be like" and we can't. The same reason that Amy Schumer can do her "I'm a drunk fat slut" routine and still get offended if anyone says she's fat or a slut. The same reason you can complain about your mom and get PO'ed when your wife does the same. Or how you can complain about siblings but be willing to fight anyone who were to say the same uninvited. It's the difference between saying "I'm such an asshole" and "You're such an asshole". No double standard - If you're a white dude, refer to your honky friends as crackers and no one is offended. Joke about how much you love mayonnaise, polo shirts and lawn care all you like.
  8. Maybe instead of "Pacman" he could go by "Yosemite Sam"? He's short, not all that bright, and he can't say three words without cursing.
  9. You do realize that you're not going to change anyone's mind - nor is anyone going to change yours. I'm not going to say you can't yell at clouds all you like, just asking why you would when it's pretty pointless.
  10. Hernandez failed to get two feet down. It doesn't count.
  11. #TeamGourd