BlackJesus

Rankins is already a top 5 personality on the Bengals after one day. Love his vibe. It's up there with CTB & Hilton, my favorite two personas on the team.

I think he winds up in Shittsburgh unfortunately. Tomlin has always liked him and he's from there. Hell, Squeelers fans are already photoshopping him into their uniform 🤢🤮

Holy shit! The Ravens called to trade for Tee and Duke or Mike Brown hung up on their ass! 😂 😆 Beautiful.

In other news, Rankins might have the nastiest spin of any DT in the league (see bottom video).

When the Squeelers find out that the Bengals are no longer interested in Tart because he could be a shitbag, they will definitely offer him a guaranteed contract. 🤨

Joey Buckets 🏀

I can live with that. But why won't the Bengals just say so? As for Becton I hope he still is a reality. And I want Brown as well. The Bengals need all the big OL they can find.

If the Bengals can't find another DT, I really think it pushes Sweat way up their draft board. Maybe even to 18.

Trade Dax Hill for a NT? (since the S room is full and stacked now) Bengals don't have many pieces they can move for a DT, as it will only leave another hole.

😮 Are you trying to kill me? I would have to wear one of those cones they put on dogs heads around my hands for a week. 🤌🤌

But we don't even know if they offered him a deal? There's been full radio silence from him and them. Usually there is some update on where things stand. They had a visit and pulled out the Burrow 'Big Guns' for a dinner and now act like none of it occurred.

If we got Murphy and Paul in the first 2 rounds, then running a blacklight over my living room would resemble a murder scene. 💥 💦

Becton hasn't taken his other 2 visits yet either. So I'm totally confused. Why don't one of these beat writers do their job and ask Zac about Becton and Tart? Were they offered deals and contemplating it? Are we waiting on physicals? Did the Bengals decide against signing them after the Ruby's bill came due and they saw 7 appetizers on the check?

What's strange is they aren't addressing it at all. Like both of them went into witness protection and weren't eating steaks next to Pollack on Thursday night ??? 😕😟

😍 DO IT NOW Duke! CEH will be amazing back with Shiesty.

^ Bengals have all the leverage with Browning and Tee for the next 2 years (exclusive rights + double tag) Mike Brown is like the Godfather petting his cat. They will get what he lets them have. 🎩

Reporting for domination 😎

I believe Burrow and Browning are now the only non-black QBs in the AFC North. Even though Russell Wilson is arguably the "whitest" one of all and culturally makes Burrow look like Malcolm X. ✊🏾

Friendly fire 💥

🐯 🍀 Trey supporting Ted