Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [color="orange"][b]Read Once a Week during the Off Season for inspiration [/b][/color] ______________[img]http://bengalsjungle.com/t5.jpg[/img][img]http://img196.exs.cx/img196/6782/project12so.jpg[/img][img]http://bengalsjungle.com/superspin2.gif[/img] [img]http://img199.exs.cx/img199/7722/s1qx.jpg[/img] [b]It all starts 300 Years ago..... When a group of intoxicated-explorer-fishermen were sailing down the Ohio river looking for Indians to kill [img]http://home.comcast.net/~evholmes/Tuesday/BigKegger.gif[/img] They came to the site of what would later be the town of Cincinnati[img]http://www.winddancer.tv/images/cincinnati%20from%20the%20ohio%20river%20kentucky%20side.JPG[/img][img]http://valdefierro.com/wkrp004.jpg[/img] Then out of nowhere decended an Angel [img]http://img188.exs.cx/img188/6978/w9zy.jpg[/img] Her name was WhoDesha and she gave the men a scroll and told them to bury it in the ground. [img]http://img199.exs.cx/img199/5046/scroll5bz.jpg[/img] The scroll is never seen again until Centuries later in 1995. At the time the dumbest human being known to man was at the helm of the Cincinnati Bengals [img]http://www.cincypost.com/sports/images/daveshula.jpg[/img] after wathcing them lose terribly Jonathan Weber [img]http://img188.exs.cx/img188/3472/112io.jpg[/img] began to walk home from Riverfront stadium distraught over the Bengals ineptitude to win and be successful. He was present for the glory days of the 1980's and everyone in the city believed that it was the decade of krimped hair that was going to be the one to deliver Cincinnati its Lombardi trophy. Now as he walked home he asked the Gods why they had forsaken him...... All of the sudden it began to rain and water fell from the sky in biblical poportions ..... a wave picked him up and washed him into the Cincinnatus Statue [img]http://img188.exs.cx/img188/8803/fstatue220x4000la.jpg[/img] as he held on to the base of the statue .... it suddenly slowly opened up and revealed a scroll [img]http://www.ancientegypt.co.uk/life/explore/images/scroll.jpg[/img] Mr. Weber unrolled the beer soaked scroll [/b][img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7272/hud50ho.gif[/img] [i][b][color="purple"]and the following testimony is a copy of the holy scripture[/color][/b][/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [b][color="green"][u]CHAPTER 1 [/u][/color][/b] [b]There shall be a young boy...[img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown1.jpg[/img]who would overcome the painful loss of his baby teeth[img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown2.jpg[/img]and hone his playcalling abilities in elementary school bands in a land far, far away [img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown5.jpg[/img]his sense of style would strengthen just like his resolve [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown8.jpg[/img] especially after getting beat up for wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown4.jpg[/img] after healing from his broken arm he would develop superior athletic ability by participating in elite white sports [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown6.jpg[/img][img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown7.jpg[/img][/b] [b]and then dissapear during his younger years like other Messiah before him [img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown3.jpg[/img][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [b]eventually he would go from the sunsoaked beaches to the football field and dominate the highschool ranks throwing 100 TD's [img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/teams/1996/images/3palmer.jpg[/img][img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/teams/1997/players/carson.jpg[/img]as the dust cleared he would emerge as the most heralded passer in the nation, and elect to place the hopes of an entire city overcome with silicone and botox on his shoulders [img]http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/College_Football/43_CarsonPalmer3.JPG[/img][img]http://www.centralohio.com/ohiostate/stories/20021215/football/581965-213554.jpg[/img] As the Big Man on Campus [img]http://img158.exs.cx/img158/627/tgt2ak.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/ss.jpg[/img][img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/palmer_celebrating.jpg[/img] There would be national accolades [img]http://www.zippystudio.com/IMAGES/CARIC/CARSON.jpg[/img][img]http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/9809/pp1td.jpg[/img] [img]http://sportserver.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/356-palmer.jpg[/img][img]http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Jun-22-Sun-2003/photos/palmer.jpg[/img][img]http://www.toysnjoys.com/xbox/ncaafootball2004.jpg[/img] [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/pac10.jpg[/img] [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/sn_big.jpg[/img] He would get the girl (seated next to him) [img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/heisman/registerheisman5.jpg[/img][img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/heisman/registerheisman17.jpg[/img] tell Lee Corso to get a real Job [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/heisman/awards2.jpg[/img] and then Ravage some Beaver [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/fall01/osu2.jpg[/img][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [b]Next as the Draft day neared and the entire nation waited with anticipation .... Carsons family were on the edge of their seat [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/growingup/homegrown9.jpg[/img] meanwhile Carson took some time out to sign Ken Dorseys football [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/heisman/registerheisman10.jpg[/img] and hang out with the other less talented invitees [img]http://eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/draft/draft.jpg[/img] he seemed to be the only one that wasn't nervous.... He knew he could handle whatever obstacles put in front of him because he had already confronted 2 Killers [img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/4495/ph163ojsimpson1yf.jpg[/img][img]http://images.ea.com/sports/games/2003/madden/palmlewistop.jpg[/img] and he knew that as draft day approached it was all in fates hands. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [b]and when draft day came[img]http://www.houstonprofootball.com/slant/images/PICTURE_bengals.gif[/img]...the real Black Jesus [img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/8278/jes28hv.jpg[/img]would make him the # 1 player in the land... [img]http://www.packersnews.com/00coverart/042603palmer.jpg[/img][img]http://www.eaglesfootball.com/college/palmer/images/draft/draft7.jpg[/img] [img]http://img1.exs.cx/img1/2919/wsqqq9fp.jpg[/img][img]http://i.cnn.net/si/football/2003/draft/news/2003/04/26/draftpage_tease/t1_carson.jpg[/img] The strongest arm in the world would sit and wait like fine wine in a cellar [img]http://www.nfl.com/u/nfl/photos/nfl819_lower.jpg[/img][img]http://www.procamps.com/carsonpalmer/images/palmerpractice.jpg[/img] [img]http://espn.starwave.com/media/nfl/2004/0805/photo/g_palmer_ft.jpg[/img][img]http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/07/25/bengaltrain/palmer_225.jpg[/img] for his oppurtunity to show the world he was truly the one Bengal fans had been waiting for... Then the great one would hand him the reigns [img]http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/carson_palmer_bengals.jpg[/img] He knew that every mistake would bring on the calls for his crucifixion [img]http://img186.exs.cx/img186/1899/nnf0ex.jpg[/img] but he also knew that he wasn't the Akilis heel that had fooled the believers of years past... He was the one...and [img]http://www.sportsfrog.com/brownpalmer.jpg[/img] and with the backing of the managment, city, and leader...He would take the propehecy to a new level as the unquestioned starter... he studied and learned [img]http://www.cincypost.com/2003/07/28/07-28-2003_204226.jpg[/img][/b] [b]and fit in some charity bowling [/b] [img]http://www.bengalscentral.com/Images/AutismBowlingEvent003.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [img]http://bengalsjungle.com/flagpolecp.gif[/img][img]http://www.retro-sports.com/images/productlineitem/1223003239.jpg[/img][b][img]http://www.nflnut.com/store/media/FCpalmerAction.jpg[/img]as he took the reigns towards the Lombardian climax we have all been waiting for !!!! there would be small bumps[img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041031-3.jpg[/img]....... sure he would get picked off by his former roommate [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041003-4.jpg[/img] [img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7325/cff8xa.jpg[/img] And start out with the same record as Kitna the previous year,[img]http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/1127/photo/a_kitna_i.jpg[/img] this would cause some Bengal fans to panic,[img]http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/College_Hockey/170805_bengalsFans200.JPG[/img][img]http://i.cnn.net/si/si_online/covers/images/2003/0428_large.jpg[/img] and even use blasphemy in questioning the great one (Marvin) who had given them hope to begin with....[img]http://images.nfl.com/photos/img6563852.jpg[/img] but all along BlackJesus [img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/784/m48ej.jpg[/img] knew that this 6'5 Howitzer throwing machine was only getting better by the day ..... the Fans would return [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041205-5.jpg[/img] and watch him average 300 yards a game as the season wore on [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041114-11.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041107-15.jpg[/img][/b] [img]http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/06/55/77/image_877556.jpg[/img][img]http://llc.fanball.com/fanball/images/story/3656.jpg[/img][img]http://www.bengals.com/2004/gameday/bucs040816/palmer_notes040816.jpg[/img] [img]http://cincysportsart.com/images/carsonpaint7crop.jpg[/img][img]http://www.yks.ne.jp/~kawauso/bengals/gallery/other/carson.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [b][img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041031-7.jpg[/img] National Pundits stood in awe .... this was the Bengals, they don't develop Pro Bowl QB's, what was happening ! Well my friends as the clock struck 0 in Baltimore.... one of the best defenses in the land walked off the field stunned, by how they had just witnessed first hand the heroic emergence of the true "One" all of WhoDey nation had been praying for. [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery040912-6.jpg[/img] He was big, strong, agile, smart, composed, and had a rocket for an arm. Deep balls rained down like a plague of frogs, and half a million crowded the Holy shrine of PBS to take notice [img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/4535/bilde93ny.jpg[/img] [img]http://img198.exs.cx/img198/9794/mecca9ox.jpg[/img] Then as other teams realized their chances for dominace were diminishing, the soon to be dethroned champion who had recruited the "Judas" of Cincinnatis past .... attempted to injure the Great One..... [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041212-8.jpg[/img] but destiny could not be ruined.... Just delayed........He rose up and fully recovered [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041212-6.jpg[/img][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [b]And here we stand [img]http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/c.jpg[/img][img]http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/f.jpg[/img][img]http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/journal-news/bengals/122704/p9.jpg[/img] [img]http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/i.jpg[/img][img]http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/y.jpg[/img] [img]http://img186.exs.cx/img186/7977/whodeysupper21dn.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.bengals.com/press/img/gallery041025-18.jpg[/img][img]http://www.bengals.com/img/whodey.jpg[/img] Patiently awaiting through the winter and the spring knowing that we only have a few months ahead until the Whodeyian prophecy is again renewed..... PBS will be sold out, New free agents will have arrived, Marvin will have made the necessary changes, new draftees will be eager to show their worth, and the dream of the man who brought football to Cincinnati[img]http://bengals.enquirer.com/img/photos/brown_150x262.jpg[/img] will soon finally be realized. Keep the Faith and know that our time .....to reach revelation of the prophetic message written on those scrolls .....should be coming next February !!![img]http://bengalsjungle.com/1whodey.gif[/img][img]http://bengalsjungle.com/bengalpull1.gif[/img] [img]http://www.gamblingmagazine.com/graphics/04-06-G1.gif[/img][img]http://img48.exs.cx/img48/9848/l3uc.jpg[/img] [img]http://img79.exs.cx/img79/8826/project14iy.jpg[/img][/b][img]http://bengalsjungle.com/tigerwalk1.gif[/img] --------------------[img]http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2065/2004wrapbengals025me.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [color="blue"][b]Hope you all like the New Version [/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals_12th_Man Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/brad3261/forum/bump.jpg[/img] Love the amendments my man. Awesome work, as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 wow... is it time for workouts yet? thats a great story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalLady Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Just beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Dey Forever Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 i love it bj god bless you and the bengals!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarsonDaMan Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 I think it is time to see the prophecy of Chris Perry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [quote name='CarsonDaMan' date='Jan 23 2005, 02:24 PM']I think it is time to see the prophecy of Chris Perry. [right][post="38328"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] That is a great idea!! Get to work, BJ, get to work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CTBengalsFan Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 ROFL I love the confronting 2 killers part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 [quote]I think it is time to see the prophecy of Chris Perry.[/quote] [b]Actually Chapter 2 the next installment will be about Marvin Lewis and how he became BlackJesus. It will take some time though to compile photos of him.... I wonder if I should call his mother for the baby books [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Great post, it made my Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_dish Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 haha that pick from "draft day" with the little red headed step chil... I mean, kid, calling in the draft pics is halarious. Although, it does suck because I think it really was him calling in those picks for about 12-13 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [quote]haha that pick from "draft day" with the little red headed step chil... I mean, kid, calling in the draft pics is halarious. Although, it does suck because I think it really was him calling in those picks for about 12-13 years.[/quote] [color="blue"][b]I thought the same thing..... He probably said I stubbed my "Dang Finger" and the commisioner thought he heard "David Klingler" and on stage he went [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//17.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] [/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jan 25 2005, 02:46 AM'][color="blue"][b]I thought the same thing..... He probably said I stubbed my "Dang Finger" and the commisioner thought he heard "David Klingler" and on stage he went [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//17.gif[/img]  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img]  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img]  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img]  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img]  [/b][/color] [right][post="39012"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDey85 Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Great story; WhoDey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Wow nice updated version BJ... I have read it like 6 times since u first posted it but it always leaves me with a big grin man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [quote]Wow nice updated version BJ... I have read it like 6 times since u first posted it but it always leaves me with a big grin man![/quote] [b]Glad you enjoyed it I was having problems with my image hosting earlier, but it should be fixed now so all the pictures should be there unlike earlier ....[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengaldee Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 BJ great job, brings chills down my spine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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