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    ^ If the Bengals ever left Cincinnati, I would never watch another NFL game the rest of my life. As for the Queefs, they should troll and move to actual Kansas. 🌪️
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    🤔 Ok hear me out ... Use the 10 picks and Tee to somehow get 4 picks where we can acquire Bowers, Byron Murphy, Cooper DeJean, and Patrick Paul (Picks 18, 20, 25, 49?). That would make the draft an A+, even with only 4 picks. Quality over Quantity.
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    I fear he doesn't even make it to 49. I think he likely goes from picks 33-40.
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    😳 ... If the first 3 picks went this way I would need to go on IR with 2 broken wrists and the first known case of carpel tunnel dick.
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    ^ Maason has intriguing measurables ... 6'5 with 35" arms on a DT is very rare. His build reminds me of an athletic Chris Jones.
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    For April Fools, Bengals.com gave Shiesty a porn stache with 'business in the front and party in the rear'. 🐯
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    Bengals checking out some more LSU merchandise ... DT Maason Smith 🤔
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    This draft, when the Bengals see the player they want (last year it was LaPorta) they need to just take him, even if it's believed it's "too high", as it's all a crapshoot anyway. Last draft they wanted LaPorta, but saw him as an early Rd 2 guy. Now we see he was worth a top 10 pick.
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    The classic wholesome clip of Vontae Davis being traded and wanting to call his grandma #RIP 😢
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    Well that fucking sucked ... Guess the answer is 1 😢
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    The offensive "genius" that went to Tennessee ... Burrow was the real OC
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    Shiesty: "So with this new bionic wrist I should throw for like 6,500 yards." 😎
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    Shittsburgh has 2 free QBs 💩💩 but both suck
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    ^ I particularly enjoyed this 'Boomer' take ...
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    Some on social media are roasting Caleb Williams for appearing at a NCAA tourney game with painted fingernails and a hot pink phone.
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