High School Harry

OMG! Collinsworth just said something good about the Bengals and didn't mention the Squeels once. PLUS... ❤️ seeing Kay Adams lean down but it would have been a hella lot better without the graphic in the screen. And, of course, if she had leaned over more. And maybe sneezed. Yeah, that would have been good.

I wonder if we could work out a trade with them for Joe Mixon? A 5th round draft choice and he's there's.

“If Carson stays upright… we would have a Lombardi, we would have a Lombardi Trophy,” ~ Chadwick Johnson Chad is, of course, referring to the infamous low hit on Carson Palmer by Kimo "Cheap Shot Bitch" von Oelhoffen in the 2005 playoff game on the team’s second offensive snap. Those Stealers went on to win the Super Bowl over the Seahawks.

Seriously... A.J. Green and Kevin Huber are shoo ins. Tim Krumrie since he did not make the Ring of Honor (until next year?)

Option two would be Kelsey Conway... She could rule my jungle any day, boy howdy.

Speaking of quarterback rankings... anyone else expect Aaron Rodgers to fall through his ass and bust out of the league this year?

I think he must have made my steak at Western Hills Outback last week. No

Nice to see Mike Brown getting some overdue props and credit after decades of bashing and trashing. He is a genuinely nice man and did his best to run the organization with what he had available.

I didn't realize he was still on the team. Wonder what kind of comp pick we will get for him?

Taylor Swift

Collins will be healthy and in football shape about the time Williams gets injured. Not impossible Williams is relatively healthy and fresh when Collins goes down. 1/2

He's going to have a problem with his clavicle if he keeps that up.

FWIW... Ian Rapoport @RapSheet The #Titans are giving star WR DeAndre Hopkins a 2-year, $26M deal worth up to $32M with incentives, source said. He gets a base of $12M in Year 1 with a chance to get to $15M.

This is unbelievable. Made me dizzy and a little nauseous just watching it. No surprise to any of us, but this guy is going to be special, boy howdy.

good point

Could not agree more about the delight since signing part. Not only is he like an extra high first round draft pick but he has blended and fit right in with the team and community immediately and seamlessly and a witty, intelligent breath of fresh air to the team culture. Has been so since Day One.

THIS ^ ^ ^ is what I want to and love seeing about my Bengals. Mr Chase is a class act and nice kid. Even if he does drive a Rolls Royce.

Cris Collinsworth was in the booth when they honored Bengal veterans on the field for some reason several years ago. He went down from the booth, threw a jersey over his shirt and tie and appeared on the field for the recognition and honor. Nice round of applause from the crowd. Back in the booth after the half time recognition. Moot point. He won't be getting it this time around.

In that case... no David Klingler No vote.

Of course he is. JMHO that he should give more thought to the shit at such parties he chooses to attend. If another Bengal or two was there, JaMarr, Tee, Sam Hub, McFearsome, etc et al, fine and dandy, Chad, even, as if I had a horse in the race. But wearing a uniform and rubbing elbows with shit hooks like OBJ and Brady... he's better than that. Unless there was something in it for him. He's better than that ilk and wtf does he have to do with some entitled little rich boy and his birthday? I would have much rather he attended Taylor Swift's 4th of July party. He would have had a much better time and far more hawt baes there than at that ass wipe publicity circle jerk. End of topic and God Bless all who disagree.

Say what you will, Ol' High School simply does not like to see Joe Burrow hanging around with ass wipes like that at some posh frou-frou circle jerk for some wealthy jock sniffer. At least local wealthy jock sniffer Jeff Ruby invites all the gang and even staying open late for JaMarr, Tee and the crew when they get in from a late game. He's better than that, my Joe is. And better than the other guests. Unless there were other ties or something else involved... He should have pulled every string he had and gotten invited to Taylor Swift's 4th of July party. That would have been cool!

Gotta say it... and it will get me flamed off the board but... Piss poor decision by Burrow to go and in his mandatory white outfit rubbing elbows with scum like Brady and OBJ and some of the others completely sucks. As far as I know, no Mahones, no Josh Allen, no other Bengal, no Aaron Rogers and C.J. Uzomah, no Fat Randy no vote. I didn't even think of the gambling connection but unless there was some sort of contractual obligation or big bucks in his pocket I think Joe should have skipped it. Kind of a "Say it ain't so, Shoeless Joe" moment for Ol' High School. Not the Joe Burrow I know and love. End of rant, sort of but, damn, Joe, birds of a feather flock together, a person is known by the company they keep and you are so much better than that.

This year's Oktoberfest Zinzinnatti will be Thursday September 14 thru Sunday September 17. and moved back to 5th Street. Ravens home game Sunday September 17. Love Oktoberfest but traffic, crowds and parking downtown (me) will be a cluster fuck.

Remember your roots, Joe. I'd rather see him drinking icy mugs of draft beer at the Quatman Cafe in Norwood with Cordel Volson and Ted Karris than hanging out with these chodes.

I think I hear banjo music...