High School Harry

My inside sources tell me that if they let A.J. Green walk they will draft Oklahoma cornerback A. J. Green, give him #18 and save a lot of money on new jerseys. Plus they will still receive royalties on all the #18 Bengals jerseys out there on the market now.

Before I got this far I was thinking how about a new forum called Buckeye Bullshit vs The The World? Would have been amusing, anyway. Or not. Or whatever.

Yep. So much this. Billy Price was wandering around on the sidelines like a lost kid at the zoo looking for his parents. So sad. I had high hopes for him.

I don't believe thisfor a minute, Jamie. Forget the ? Anyway, not a snap decision but its time to put this thread to bed.

Sign him for a few years. A Happy Green Makes a Happy Team. Great intro to the NFL for Athens Joe and although not really a "bridge wide receiver", could work out that way. Extend Joe Mixon while they're at it. Stability and lack of impending drama will go a long way to improving this team.

She has a face?

LOL. Yeah, but a happy boob, indeed. And, after further review... I agree about the hooters looking the same. I picture two she threw back her shoulders a bit and sucked in her gut making The Girls stand up and say "Hello". I look at them and all I can think is "Motorboat".

Boob Job Before After

Dead Money > Dead Wood

Yeah, buddy, boy howdy.

No you wouldn't. I'm the CEO and would downsize by terminating the paper generating bull shit artists bureaucrats who turn out verbiage instead of product. Now run along and go to a meeting to justify your existence. What administrators do best. Those who can, do. Those who can't become administrators.

A.J.Green WR Oklahoma State Player in the Senior Bowl on Zac's team.

You're too old for her.

Maybe she and Tom Dinkle's wife can double date and go to Frisch's.

Spoken like a true administrator. Blah blah blah statistics blah blah blah Insert buzz words here blah blah blah. Total bullshit. For the record, your employees laugh at you behind your back and your fellow administrators know you are a brown noser.

I saw a mock draft where this guy was projected as our third round pick. Speaking of OL potential picks, LSU C/OG Lloyd Cushenberry III will be on the Senior Bowl South team so the Zac Pack can get a good look at him. Some nice things said about him during the Trevor Transgender choke-a-thon. LSU OL Damien Lewis also on the Senior Bowl South team. Even if low picks maybe bring them in.

Every time I see the term "Vision Statement" (or "Philosophy") all I can think of is some lard ass, useless administrator trying to justify his job with bullshit by holding a useless meeting before going out to a two hour lunch while the peons return to their seat behind the oar while some ass kissing flunky pounds out ramming speed on the drum just for the hell of it.

Yeah, I know there's the ignore button, which I don't use, but perhaps time for this child to join Fred Toast, Blue Ridge, Lewdawg in Lala Land. JMHO And bring back Scharm. He was amusing if a pain in the ass to The Powers That Be. Would like to see the return of Rick, although not banned, as far as I know. I like the tales of MILF Heaven in a golf cart.

A quick check of the board and I see this. I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Maybe because its not a done-deal it will encourage the Bengals to hire quick, instead. Maybe I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon, too. In the mean time, the Bengals hired some 50 year old journeyman coach who has never been very successful as the defense backs coach. It is frustrating.

+ 1 and I'm not even that much of a college football or THE OSU fan. Something. He's butt hurt from something else. Maybe Chase Young's donkey dong.

A homeless person smoking a crack pipe leading the symbol of the Democratic Party is the PERFECT logo for the San Francisco football team.

I don't think you are a troll and am very OK with your input. If the Bengals do draft Joe Burrow, then what for you? Giving up your tix and the team? I hope not.

Be kind and benevolent, Mr Spicoli. He's a little Ohio State pixilated because the best part of him squirted out between the gap in Archie Griffin's front teeth.