Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/emhdrag2.jpg[/img] [size=4][b]Officer:[/b] [i]"You see the problem we are having is seperating the Vagina blood, from the head wound, .... this is where we found the soiled tampon" [/i] [/center] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERE BACK Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [b]"The driver of the New Yorker, Martha Fleishman, 62, who maintains residences in Maine and Squirrel Hill, escaped serious injury, police said."[/b] I guess Patriot fans are good for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals Fan #9 Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Imagine saying toothlessberger without teeth "Tooflessbuger" that hurts just thinking about it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I might as well add these posts here... Since Roethlisberger hurt both knees, they`re considering changing the name of the street he wrecked on to von Oelhoffen Street... Better call George Foreman 'cause Ben needs a new grill ! Ben`s new nicknames... 1. Reckenberger 2. Scarface 3. Toothelessberger 4 Captian Summerteeth 5 Gumby 6 BrokeJaw Mountain 7. Ben Roethliswinslowberger Guys, guys. I just got an update............... Apparently "big" ben is going to be OK. It appears that the huge ASTERISK on his superbowl ring broke his fall. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Some endorsement deals Toothlessberger just missed out on... Crest White Strips Bell Helmets Any brand of toothpaste Dental floss I guess he could get an endorsement deal with Denture Creme now though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Entertainer Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jrod9927/fifthbenpicture.jpg[/img][/center] [center][i][b][size=4]Big Ben before the accident[/size][/b][/i][/center] [center][img]http://www.tian.cc/matt_whitetrash02.jpg[/img][/center] [size=4][i][b][center]Big Ben after the accident[/center][/b][/i][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 That one T-shirt should say "Drink through a straw like a Champion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][b][color="#663366"][size=5]Time to send Joey Porter to Walgreens ...[/size][/color][/b] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/Tampax.jpg[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [color="#FF6600"][size=3][center][b]Broken Ben trying out his bike for the first time ---> [url="http://www.break.com/index/brandnewbike.html"]Link[/url][/b][/center][/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyT Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I heard that the first responders had an easy time dealing with the excessive bleeding, they found some femanine products in the saddlebags, and stuck a tampon in each ear, and a pad across his mouth. When he reached the hospital the doctors asked him if he needed some morphine he said nah, I had some motrin on the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I heard about this and it is great it is about time for Karma to strike....eat shit big ben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBear Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Shame about the bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengaldee Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Rumor has it , he just signed as deal with fixodent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I used to have class but lost it when I watched Von Oelhoffen purposely snap our QBs knee and their fnas and players celebrate now its my turn to celebrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals Fan #9 Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Hey BJ they are talking about you on stealers.com message board !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/20060612benmapa9fo.jpg[/img] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/633824750_l.gif[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/dies1.jpg[/img] [size=7]....[/size] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/79c5804a.jpg[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][b][size=3]Should have stayed in your pimpwigga mobile, dumbass [/size] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/wig.jpg[/img] [/b] [/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 GREATEST. THREAD. EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengaldee Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 They see things different now that it is their beloved QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 If toothlessbergers wreck feels this good can you imagine what its going to feel like when we sweep the stealers and go on to win the Super Bowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/ownn.jpg[/img] [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/303d9284.gif[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Toothlessburger after crash [img]http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/jul04/buckel071604.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Entertainer Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6935/20060612call1a3ir.jpg[/img][/center] [center][size=4][i][b]Martha Fleischman. The Bengals 12th man!! Who-Dey!![/b][/i][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengaldee Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [quote name='The Entertainer' post='281822' date='Jun 12 2006, 06:21 PM'][center][img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6935/20060612call1a3ir.jpg[/img][/center] [center][size=4][i][b]Martha Fleischman. The Bengals 12th man!! Who-Dey!![/b][/i][/size][/center][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 [center][i][size=6]"I believe I can fly ...... [img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/crash.jpg[/img] I believe I can touch the sky"[/size][/i][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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