FOR THOSE THAT THINK THE CRASH WAS HILARIOUS DIVINE KARMA !!!

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[size=4][b]Officer:[/b] [i]"You see the problem we are having is seperating the Vagina blood, from the head wound, .... this is where we found the soiled tampon" [/i] [/center] [/size]

[WERE BACK]

[b]"The driver of the New Yorker, Martha Fleishman, 62, who maintains residences in Maine and Squirrel Hill, escaped serious injury, police said."[/b]

I guess Patriot fans are good for something.

[Bengals Fan #9]

Imagine saying toothlessberger without teeth "Tooflessbuger" that hurts just thinking about it !

[Guest oldschooler]

I might as well add these posts here...


Since Roethlisberger hurt both knees, they`re considering
changing the name of the street he wrecked on to von Oelhoffen Street...




Better call George Foreman 'cause Ben needs a new grill !


Ben`s new nicknames...

1. Reckenberger
2. Scarface
3. Toothelessberger
4 Captian Summerteeth
5 Gumby
6 BrokeJaw Mountain
7. Ben Roethliswinslowberger



Guys, guys. I just got an update...............

Apparently "big" ben is going to be OK. It appears that the huge ASTERISK on his superbowl ring broke his fall.


[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]


Some endorsement deals Toothlessberger just missed out on...

Crest White Strips
Bell Helmets
Any brand of toothpaste
Dental floss


I guess he could get an endorsement deal with Denture Creme now though...

[The Entertainer]

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[center][i][b][size=4]Big Ben before the accident[/size][/b][/i][/center]


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[size=4][i][b][center]Big Ben after the accident[/center][/b][/i][/size]

[Guest oldschooler]

That one T-shirt should say "Drink through a straw like a Champion"

[Guest BlackJesus]

[center][b][color="#663366"][size=5]Time to send Joey Porter to Walgreens ...[/size][/color][/b]



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[Guest BlackJesus]

[color="#FF6600"][size=3][center][b]Broken Ben trying out his bike for the first time ---> [url="http://www.break.com/index/brandnewbike.html"]Link[/url][/b][/center][/size][/color]

[RoyT]

I heard that the first responders had an easy time dealing with the excessive bleeding, they found some femanine products in the saddlebags, and stuck a tampon in each ear, and a pad across his mouth. When he reached the hospital the doctors asked him if he needed some morphine he said nah, I had some motrin on the way...

[85fanwilkes]

I heard about this and it is great it is about time for Karma to strike....eat shit big ben.

[OldBear]

Shame about the bike.

[bengaldee]

Rumor has it , he just signed as deal with fixodent

[Storm]

I used to have class but lost it when I watched Von Oelhoffen purposely snap our QBs knee and their fnas and players celebrate

now its my turn to celebrate

[Bengals Fan #9]

Hey BJ they are talking about you on stealers.com message board !!

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[Guest BlackJesus]

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[Guest BlackJesus]

[center][b][size=3]Should have stayed in your pimpwigga mobile, dumbass [/size]

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[Guest BadassBengal]

GREATEST.
THREAD.
EVER.

[bengaldee]

They see things different now that it is their beloved QB.

[Storm]

If toothlessbergers wreck feels this good can you imagine what its going to feel like when we sweep the stealers and go on to win the Super Bowl?

[Guest BlackJesus]

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[Guest WhoDeyForever]

Toothlessburger after crash



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[The Entertainer]

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[center][size=4][i][b]Martha Fleischman. The Bengals 12th man!! Who-Dey!![/b][/i][/size][/center]

[bengaldee]

[quote name='The Entertainer' post='281822' date='Jun 12 2006, 06:21 PM'][center][img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6935/20060612call1a3ir.jpg[/img][/center]
[center][size=4][i][b]Martha Fleischman. The Bengals 12th man!! Who-Dey!![/b][/i][/size][/center][/quote]
[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

[Guest BlackJesus]

[center][i][size=6]"I believe I can fly ......


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I believe I can touch the sky"[/size][/i][/center]