Guest bengalrick Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/kungfumaster.jpg[/img] Kung-Fu Master: [i]Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows[/i] Mono was like this the other night w/ bj... i definately pointed it out then... i remember boomer also did this to me a while back... i could throw a couple of people in here too... bung could fit in too, though he rarely gets pissed so his "devastating blows" haven't been fully shown yet come on guys, when you read them, you know you have someone in mind... we're like family... we can piss each other off a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 this is perfect [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/philosopher.jpg[/img] philosopher: [i]Unlike Profundus Maximus, Philosopher can actually be quite knowledgeable on a variety of subjects. Somewhat humorless and aloof, he is also slow to anger, and when he deigns to join in the fray he is considerate of other opinions. His fighting tactics are direct and uncomplicated - he smothers the opposition with his ponderous and lengthy cogitations. Only the strongest and most patient Warriors can survive an extended battle with Philosopher.[/i] homer... no explaination needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='bengalrick' date='Aug 11 2005, 09:55 PM'][img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/kungfumaster.jpg[/img] Kung-Fu Master: [i]Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows[/i] Mono was like this the other night w/ bj... i definately pointed it out then... [b]i remember boomer also did this to me a while back...[/b] i could throw a couple of people in here too... bung could fit in too, though he rarely gets pissed so his "devastating blows" haven't been fully shown yet come on guys, when you read them, you know you have someone in mind... we're like family... we can piss each other off a little [right][post="129112"][/post][/right][/quote] Me?!?!?! Don't remember that. If it happened, it was most likely blind luck on my part. Now to continue my weak attempt at a threadjack: "I lie awake and dread the lonely nights I'm not alone I wonder if these heavy eyes Can face the unknown When I clse my eyes I realize You'll come my way I'm standing in the night alone Forever together With the flame warriors Don't wanna flame no more With the flame warriors And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone I feel the touch comin' over me I can't explain I hear the voices callin' out Callin' my name It's the same desire to feel the fire That's comin' your way I'm standing in the night alone Forever together With the flame warriors Don't wanna flame no more With the flame warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone With the flame warriors Ain't gonna flame no more And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone Sweet revenge, the bitter end This time Break the spell of illusion Bound together waiting for you Flame warriors Don't wanna flame no more With the flame warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone With the flame warriors Ain't gonna flame no more With the flame warriors And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone Flame warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone Flame warriors, forever Flame warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone Flame warriors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='bengalrick' date='Aug 11 2005, 10:05 PM']this is perfect [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/philosopher.jpg[/img] philosopher: [i]Unlike Profundus Maximus, Philosopher can actually be quite knowledgeable on a variety of subjects. Somewhat humorless and aloof, he is also slow to anger, and when he deigns to join in the fray he is considerate of other opinions. His fighting tactics are direct and uncomplicated - he smothers the opposition with his ponderous and lengthy cogitations. Only the strongest and most patient Warriors can survive an extended battle with Philosopher.[/i] homer... no explaination needed... [right][post="129123"][/post][/right][/quote] Yep, that's Homer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Boomer07' date='Aug 11 2005, 08:50 PM']Waaaaariorrrs. Come out and pla-ay. [right][post="129107"][/post][/right][/quote] You are a genius for bringing up that flick....those little beer bottles on his fingers...<<clink-clink-clink>> "Waaaaariors, come out and play--eeee---aaaayyyy!!" "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" The Orphans.... Memories... "Who shot Cyrus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Boomer07' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:06 PM']Yep, that's Homer. [right][post="129126"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Boomer07' date='Aug 11 2005, 09:05 PM']   [right][post="129125"][/post][/right][/quote] Ahhh, good old Dokken....how can a child of the 80's forget? And thyat song sucked, too..... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8184/admin8au.jpg[/img] Our beloved owner......the mighty ADMIN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Bunghole' date='Aug 11 2005, 10:09 PM']Ahhh, good old Dokken....how can a child of the 80's forget? And thyat song sucked, too..... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//23.gif[/img] [right][post="129130"][/post][/right][/quote] True, but it's funny because only a couple of us get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Boomer07' date='Aug 11 2005, 09:13 PM']True, but it's funny because only a couple of us get it. [right][post="129136"][/post][/right][/quote] Quite right.... I preferred Mr Scary, Kiss Of Death, Unchain The Night, etc.... Too funny...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Stop thead jacking... </nanny> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Aug 11 2005, 10:17 PM']Stop thead jacking... </nanny> [right][post="129140"][/post][/right][/quote] Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [img]http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7137/ethnix8kg.jpg[/img] [b]Ethnix[/b] is an extremely powerful Warrior who effectively wields his ethnic origins to undermine his opponents in battle. The accusation of racism immediately puts even the most powerful Warriors on the defensive, and Ethnix can use this weapon to deftly shift from defense to offense, keeping other Warriors off balance. Envious of Ethnix's power, Impostor will impersonate him when the opportunity arises. All Warriors are wary of Ethnix, but Weenie is particularly vulnerable to his powers. [i][b]Badass Bengal, our own little Johnnie Cochran....[/b][/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Beaker (or Backer from time to time) ... [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/strumpet.jpg[/img] [quote]Strumpet finds sex talk completely irresistible and constantly forwards excruciatingly unfunny and lurid jokes to the discussion forum. She always manages to sprinkle conversations with references to private parts and will never let pass without comment any mention of the words "eat," "enter," "come," "rub," etc. She disregards the women and flirts with all the men, often bragging that she has a husband or boyfriend that expertly satisfies her putatively voracious sexual appetite, but forum members....er, participants...quickly conclude no husband or boyfriend exists. Should any Warrior challenge her directly Strumpet will disparage her attacker's sexual orientation and/or penis size. CAUTION: Strumpet may be a man.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 This will win me zero points but i'm thinkin Stumpet for the Beotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [img]http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/3384/godfather8fn.jpg[/img] Forums often contain one or more unacknowledged sub-societies, but everyone except the most clueless know that these groups exist and constantly feel their influence. Such alliances congeal because of similarities in ideas and attitudes, or for the desire for power and influence within the forum. Since human beings are hierarchical creatures each of these these little mafias always have a [b]Godfather [/b]who is surrounded by a cadre of loyal henchmen. Unlike Rebel Leader, Issues, Furious Typer and other noisy Warriors, [b]Godfather only occasionally deigns to enter into discussions, but when he does everyone listens to him respectfully and his pronouncements have an air of finality. [/b]Though Godfather himself never engages in battle, it is commonly understood that his utterances should not be challenged, and when an unsuspecting Newbie or ambitious wannabe mounts a challenge to his authority Godfather’s henchmen viciously silence or drive away the attacker. [i][b]Creechnasty....[/b][/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Bunghole' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:31 PM'][img]http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/3384/godfather8fn.jpg[/img] Forums often contain one or more unacknowledged sub-societies, but everyone except the most clueless know that these groups exist and constantly feel their influence. Such alliances congeal because of similarities in ideas and attitudes, or for the desire for power and influence within the forum. Since human beings are hierarchical creatures each of these these little mafias always have a [b]Godfather [/b]who is surrounded by a cadre of loyal henchmen. Unlike Rebel Leader, Issues, Furious Typer and other noisy Warriors, Godfather only occasionally deigns to enter into discussions, but when he does everyone listens to him respectfully and his pronouncements have an air of finality. Though Godfather himself never engages in battle, it is commonly understood that his utterances should not be challenged, and when an unsuspecting Newbie or ambitious wannabe mounts a challenge to his authority Godfather’s henchmen viciously silence or drive away the attacker. [i][b]Creechnasty....[/b][/i] [right][post="129155"][/post][/right][/quote] Too true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Correction...THIS is Beaker, and Backer... [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/perv.jpg[/img] [quote]Wily and very secretive, Perv isn't actually a genuine Warrior in the strictest sense; he isn't interested in combat psychology, fighting tactics or even winning battles, and he couldn't care less about the subject under discussion - all he REALLY wants to know is what you are wearing.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrassBengal Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/bong.jpg[/img] Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='BrassBengal' date='Aug 11 2005, 09:43 PM'][img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/bong.jpg[/img] Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors. [right][post="129166"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [i]Hmmmmmm.....who gets this award? If it were "alcoholic", I would win, but since I no longer smoke sacksoftheweedah, who here qualifies?[/i] <<this is not an attempt to bust you, oh paranoid stoner. Although I drive a very cop-looking Crown Vic, I only play a cop on TV and have occasionally stayed in Holiday Inn Expresses. Fear not....I was once one of you....>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Jet, and Cat on occasion [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/compost.jpg[/img] [quote]A weak Warrior with few weapons at his disposal Compost flings expletives and vulgarities to keep his opponent at bay. This tactical maneuver can occasionally rout especially sensitive combatants, such as Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against more powerful Warriors. Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly ban him from the forum.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Aug 11 2005, 10:02 PM']Jet, and Cat on occasion [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] [img]http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/compost.jpg[/img] [right][post="129177"][/post][/right][/quote] I know you have a special place in the cockles of your heart for Bengaljet, Jamie..... <<Edit: I said "Cockles">> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 [quote name='Bunghole' date='Aug 12 2005, 12:07 AM']I know you have a special place in the cockles of your heart for Bengaljet, Jamie..... Â [right][post="129182"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Man, when you said "flame warriors"...I thought you were talking about something like this: [img]http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-19.3.jpg[/img] Im soooo relieved. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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