Everything posted by AmishBengalFan
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Random 2026 Miscellaneous Bengals Stuff
There will be some significant changes to the parking situation east of Paycor while the Brent Spence Companion Bridge Project gets going. The lots north of the practice fields are gone, so no more tailgating under the onramps or near the Bomb Squad. Hamilton County is buying up the Longworth Hall lot which are now ticketed lots - tickets that are only avialable in advance via the Bengals on a season basis only. The Hilltop lot adjacent to the practice bubble nder the Clay Wade Bailey Bridge is supposedly ALSO a County/Bengals lot now, though I need to confirm. Here's the map: Here's the text of Pumkie's email: Adding: On a whim I logged in to TicketBastard to see what availability + pricing looked like. I care so you don't have to.... $300 for Arena Garage (far side of the Coliseum at Taylor Southgate) $350 for CRG East (under GABP) $400 for CRG Mid (under the Banks) $450 for Broadway (across the street from the Coliseum) $475 for CRG West (under that place that sells Belgian Waffles) $500 for Longworth Nothing available in any other lots, including Hilltop. The above is for ten home dates. If parking and NOT tailgaiting is your need, and if you can walk, it still looks to be cheaper to pay $20 park in Covington and walk across once of the bridges. The walk from the Rivercenter Marriott looks to be shorter than Arena Garage, and the $10 you're not paying can help with the first downpayment on the installment plan to buy a stadium beer. That it all
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Keeping our Enemies Close - 2026
You don't say?
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Madrid Tickets
BTW here are the ticket prices in Euros. And no, I don't have a map that correlates where the Categories overlap the stadium, sorry.
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Madrid Tickets
Tickets for the Madrid game just went live online for STREAK 40+ members. So if you've had Season Tickets since before the Boomer / Ickey season, you SHOULD have received an email today with an access code. My understanding is that STREAK 25+ folks go at either 3 or 4 today.... there might even be a third tranche of STHs later on. Tickets left over after we pick over the stadium go on sale to the general public sometime in July. If you get early access.... the website is in Spanish. Not every page has an English translation button available. There will be a LOT of "I'm a human" challenges.... I had to go through six or seven. I also had to enter my emailed access code more than once. When you check out, you have to LOG IN to the website. This is NOT a TicketBastard site or a Bengals.Tickets site OR an NFL site, so none of your login info on any of those sites will work. Don't click on the "¿Has olvidado tu contraseña?" link - that will act like it's emailing you your forgotten password, but that email will never come. That's because this is a site you've never been on before, so you have to register (the word for register is in Spanish, no translation option for this page). So if you never took Spanish in highschool, have a tab with Google Translate open and practice cutting and pasting. Lol. Tickets range from E93 to E439. That's roughly $100 to $500 in freedom currency units. The prices are all-in.... all fees and VAT and other nuisance taxes are included. What you're quoted is what you pay. My seats are on the 500 level, midfield (photo below). I paid E180 (US$200) each for them. Four on the aisle, midway up. Lemme know if anyone else is going. If you are, we can hook up and you can meet Isobel and her hubby - they're sitting in two of the seats. :)
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Keeping our Enemies Close - 2026
Now that Roethlisberger has been out of the NFL for a full league year, you can apparently customize his jersey in a manner that was previously prohibited by the NFL Shop website.
- 2026 Bengals Schedule discourse
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Bengals merchandise/sales/collectibles/swag
Reposting.... Hamilton County (OH) owns PayCor Stadium, and every few years they replace/upgrade the older furniture in the lounge and suite areas. The Bengal-themed tables and chairs and etc they are replacing are sold at public auction. That auction is tomorrow, 2/14. 10am. Online and in person. https://www.proxibid.com/Nicodemus-Auction-Company/Paycor-Stadium-Suites-Liquidation-Auction/event-catalog/292261
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Super Bowl LX Game Thread (Presented by Everything)
Lol, sucker. Mine were $100 each. I actually had to drive to my Credit Union and get a money order for the princely sum of $203 (the extra $3 being a non-refundable extortion fee) and mail it in with a Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope -SASE. Won the team lottery and got a pair, 2 or 3 rows from the front in the corner section. You're correct in that you didn't know if you got tickets until your SASE showed up in the mailbox - most got a receipt showing that your money was credited toward the 1989 season seats, while a lucky few got two pieces of pretty cardboard. If Kevin charged you $250 then that scoundrel helped himself to your money... ...and my Grinch-like respect for him just grew three sizes larger. :)
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Super Bowl LX Game Thread (Presented by Everything)
As of tomorrow we're all undefeated again. First place Bengals.
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Super Bowl LX Game Thread (Presented by Everything)
(moving this over from the AFC/NFC Championships thread) There’s currently a 66% chance that Collinsworth knob-swallows Patrick Mahomes during Super Bowl LX on Polymarket. They took down the bets on him mentioning the Stealers when nobody was taking the under.
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AFC/NFC Championship Games Thread (Presented by Dodge Ram)
There’s currently a 66% chance that Collinsworth knob-swallows Patrick Mahomes during Super Bowl LX on Polymarket. They took down the bets on him mentioning the Stealers when nobody was taking the under.
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Random 2026 Miscellaneous Bengals Stuff
I shouldn't get emotional over something as mundane as football, but halfway through my 5th decade as a Bengal season ticket holder, they have been a constant in my life. They have tasted failure more frequently and recently than success, but when success HAS come it has been much needed and came at points in my life where very few other good things were happening. In 2003, after 15 consecutive seasons of losing, of becoming a laughingstock in the NFL, the Bengals hired Marvin Lewis. The team began a renaissance, going 8-8 in his first two seasons before bursting out in 2005 and taking the division with an 11-5 record. The future looked bright, we were relevant again, we were back. This video captures the optimism of those years. Carson. Chad. Rudi. TJ. Marvin. First name basis - names every Bengal fan knows by heart. We know how that story ended - Pittsburgh targeting Carson Palmer's knee with a cheap shot in the playoffs, cheap ownership who refused to invest in personnel and resources to take advantage of the incredible stockpile of talent we had, and a rare opportunity to ascend to the pinnacle of the sport squandered. Yet when I watch this video, I am again filled with hope. And I can't help but feel proud to be a Bengal fan. Enjoy.
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Happy "I'm Going To Kings Island" Day - January 8th
On this day - 37 years ago - Sam was going to King's Island. January 8th, 1989 AFC Championship - Bengals v Bills Many of us were at that game. Damn - I miss that man. He needs to be on the Ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PedLbDZhJSM (I've made the video public, published it like all my others, yet I can't get this to show in fullscreen mode here. Click the link, watch on YT, it's glorious)
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Browns Week - Part 2
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Keeping our Enemies Close 2025 new
Watching GBP-BAL and in spite of being a fractional owner of the Packers, I'm actually hoping for the Modells to win this. We can't take the North, so I'm rooting for any scenario to keep the bandwagon out. BAL was up 27-14, but they're doing what they always do.....choke. It's now 27-24 late in Q3.
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Cardinals Week
For week 18, the NFL can wait until 6 days out to pick dates/times. As there is nothing on the line. I am expecting 1pm Sunday. But it's the NFL, anything can happen.
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Cardinals Week
It's amazing how many late-season games are forced into specific markets solely because some teenager played college football nearby. Oklahoma gets Tampa to watch Baker Mayfly Baton Rouge gets Cincinnati to watch Joe Brrr and Chase CMH gets Arizona to watch Marvin Harrison, who may be standing in civvies on the sidelines
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Cardinals Week
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Keeping our Enemies Close 2025 new
Looking ahead - 2026 opponents and overseas Unless the owners change the scheduling formula - which IS on the agenda for the coming meeting during the off-season - the 3-year AFC rotation will see us playing the AFC South and the 4-year NFC rotation will see us playing the NFC South. Game #17 will be NFC East and will be a road game. Based on current standings, our opponents would be: H: BAL CFT PIT HOU TEN NOS TBB +KCC A: BAL CFT PIT IND JAX ATL CAR +MIA +WAS +=currently in 3rd place in their division, as are we Note: It looks like we would NEVER leave the Eastern Time Zone. Sending us to play in London (or anywhere overseas) next year will be problematic. Setting aside the division games, and assuming they'd make us the visiting team since we have an extra road game this year, of our six potential opponents nearly all of them played internationally THIS year 2025 ATL IND JAX +MIA +WAS 2024 CAR So if it's a road game, it's almost certain to be Carolina (the Andy Dalton Bowl). If it's a home game, then we only get 7 games in Cincinnati and have to play 10 away from home. But of course, if the league is gonna stick it to someone like this, it'll be us. Of our 5 non-division home opponents: 2025 +KCC 2023 TEN 2022 NOS TBB 2019 HOU So if it's a home game, the math says Houston (the Joe Mixon Bowl)... but being fair and making it a non-conference game would mean New Orleans (the LSU Bowl) or Tampa (the Sam Wyche Bowl). If the league decides to put a division game on the table: 2025 CFT PIT 2023 BAL It'll almost certainly be the "at" Ravens (the Joe Flacco Bowl) game.
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2026 Coaching Candidates
Maybe I should throw my hat in the ring, too? 37 years experience Coaching, Roster Building and Drafting Drafted Dan Marino, Jerry Rice, Christian McCaffrey, Gerald Riggs... and more recently Josh Allen, Justin Jefferson, Jonathan Taylor and others. 4 World Championships, including 2024 Currently 7-3, first place in the North, and in the #1 playoff seed. I'd work on commission. $700K base salary plus $200K per regular season win, double for each post-season win or bye. One-half salary given back if we fail to make the playoffs.
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2026 Coaching Candidates
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Random 2025 Bengals related stuff
Just do what the XFL does...... One timed play, 4th and 15 from your own 25. You get posession from wherever the ball ends at the conclusion of play, or lose posession if the conversion fails. The owners considered it for the 2023 AND 2024 seasons but it didn't get enough votes.
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Random 2025 Bengals related stuff
Here's a random stat, comparing Chad Johnson, AJ Green, and Ja'Marr Chase after their first 69 games in Stripes: Johnson 335 rec, 4932 yds, 30 TDs Green 394 rec, 5643 yds, 39 TDs Chase 453 rec, 5054 yds, 51 TDs Game 70: Johnson (11/20/2005 vs IND): 8-189-1 Green (11/22/2015 at ARI): 4-79-0 Chad had a yuge game against the Dolts, so to stay ahead of him in yardage Ja'marr will need 67 yards this weekend against the Jests. Interesting how each of these transcendent WRs are spaced 10 years apart.
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Random 2025 Bengals related stuff
The answer to the "what in the hell was the actual 2nd verse of the original Who Dey song?" is "They can pass and kick and run. Watching them is lots of fun." And yes, kids, the Who Dey song you hear at PBS is a much-shortened version of the original.
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Bengals merchandise/sales/collectibles/swag
Thanks for the share. In case anyone hasn't priced it, I believe Sunday Ticket is $480 as a standalone subscription, billed as $40/month for a 12-month commitment... a little bit less if you subscribe to YTTV (which was $83/month last time I looked). $48 is better than a kick in the crotch, and I'm not shitposting on Go for sharing it.... I'm shitposting on the NFL because $4/month is just a dent in an otherwise VERY expensive product.