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[b]Check it out[/b]

[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_rivalries"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_rivalries[/url]

[b]Some more.......[/b]


[b]sneaky v.s BadassBengal[/b] :[color="#6666CC"] In late 2005, a mildly autistic, neoconservative, child
gangsta rapper known as BadassBengal, also known as BAB challenged the legendary
lyricist sneaky online at Go-Bengals.com. After being constantly punk-ed and humiliated
by sneaky's incredible rhymes, BAB gave up and ran away with his tail between his legs.
Shortly afterwards, witnesses say BAB and his entourage, who were actually just 10th
and 11th graders that hitched a ride with BAB after his mom dropped them off at the
shopping mall, tried to confront sneaky. sneaky then threatened to pimp slap the youngsters
and suddenly BAB and his friends ran off frightened through FootLocker after wetting their
pants. BAB has since retired from the hip hop world after his debut album "Somebody
Operated on my D-ck?" flopped. He now devotes his time going to school, playing XBOX
360 and masturbating. Rumor has it, that sneaky is now dating BAB's mom.[/color]


[b]sneaky v.s Jamie B[/b] [color="#6633FF"]Just before the sneaky v.s BAB slaughter, these rappers
had a brief yet interesting battle. sneaky was quite impressed with the upstart caucassion
impaired rapper's skill (JamieB ). After their truce, sneaky signed Jamie B to his new
recording label......BAB IS A HOE Records.[/color]


[b]Black Jesus v.s BadassBengal[/b] [color="#6666CC"]This battle did not last long. After punking the youngster (BAB)
with every post, Black Jesus felt guilty and retired from hip hop world. Some say BAB still wets his
bed after suffering injuries from this humiliating defeat.[/color]
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[quote name='ONYX' post='252439' date='Apr 20 2006, 09:41 AM'][b]Check it out[/b]

[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_rivalries"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_rivalries[/url]

[b]Some more.......[/b]
[b]ONYX v.s BadassBengal[/b] :[color="#6666CC"] In late 2005, a mildly autistic, neoconservative, child
gangsta rapper known as BadassBengal, also known as BAB challenged the legendary
lyricist ONYX online at Go-Bengals.com. After being constantly punk-ed and humiliated
by ONYX's incredible rhymes, BAB gave up and ran away with his tail between his legs.
Shortly afterwards, witnesses say BAB and his entourage, who were actually just 10th
and 11th graders that hitched a ride with BAB after his mom dropped them off at the
shopping mall, tried to confront ONYX. ONYX then threatened to pimp slap the youngsters
and suddenly BAB and his friends ran off frightened through FootLocker after wetting their
pants. BAB has since retired from the hip hop world after his debut album "Somebody
Operated on my D-ck?" flopped. He now devotes his time going to school, playing XBOX
360 and masturbating. Rumor has it, that ONYX is now dating BAB's mom.[/color]
[b]ONYX v.s Jamie B[/b] [color="#6633FF"]Just before the ONYX v.s BAB slaughter, these rappers
had a brief yet interesting battle. ONYX was quite impressed with the upstart caucassion
impaired rapper's skill (JamieB ). After their truce, ONYX signed Jamie B to his new
recording label......BAB IS A HOE Records.[/color]
[b]Black Jesus v.s BadassBengal[/b] [color="#6666CC"]This battle did not last long. After punking the youngster (BAB)
with every post, Black Jesus felt guilty and retired from hip hop world. Some say BAB still wets his
bed after suffering injuries from this humiliating defeat.[/color][/quote]


[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:


White-Tang aint 'notin to mess with!!

[img]http://www.wiggaz.com/september/mirror.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='BengalsFREAK' post='252719' date='Apr 20 2006, 04:46 PM']If you're rap skillz are similar your MS Paint skillz.....sneaky has little to worry about. :afropic:[/quote]

:lol:

I did mention he was mentally challenged right? Is that a giraffe standing on top of a house?

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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='252642' date='Apr 20 2006, 03:06 PM']I believe....
you have a crush on me.

and my skillz[/quote]

Hey, shuts yo mouf!!!!

You are to be seen not heard.
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Matter of fact BAB let me rep our label here....

[img]http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/wigger.jpg[/img]

Yo you got beef with O then you got beef with the label
So now I have to murder your ass like Cain did Able
Matter of fact you need to take your ass to church
and pray for your soal before I send you off in a hurse
because this aint no game son you steped to the wrong dude
just go back home, arent you up past curfew?

I'm the newest member of "BAB is a HOE"
Your that guy saying "Can I wash your window?"
Because the rhymes I spit are crazy ill
you aint nothing take your ass back to Nashville
you'se a sorry ass crackhead like DMX
I chewed you up, spit you out, now it's "In Peace May he Rest"
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='252728' date='Apr 20 2006, 04:54 PM']Matter of fact BAB let me rep our label here....

[img]http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/wigger.jpg[/img]

Yo you got beef with O then you got beef with the label
So now I have to murder your ass like Cain did Able
Matter of fact you need to take your ass to church
and pray for your soal before I send you off in a hurse
because this aint no game son you steped to the wrong dude
just go back home, arent you up past curfew?

I'm the newest member of "BAB is a HOE"
Your that guy saying "Can I wash your window?"
Because the rhymes I spit are crazy ill
you aint nothing take your ass back to Nashville
you'se a sorry ass crackhead like DMX
I chewed you up, spit you out, now it's "In Peace May he Rest"[/quote]

[b]Yeah thats what Im talkin about.

Badass, you should check out the video because Jamie is swiping his
credit card in between yo moms butt cheeks.[/b]

BAB IS A HOE Records, Copyright 2006

for more info visit www.BABisaHoe.com.........bitches!!!!!
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Ay, dont be mad at me, dont be mad at my moms
just cause yos is on the corner suckin a mexicans slong
for a nickel, no less, its an extravaganza
bitch try to charge me, tho, i giv her a tony danza

Please, just give it up while you're ahead
you might THINK that you're tough,
but cha dont wanna be dead
thats wat happens when they fuck wit the BAB
you might have a pair of eyes, but you cant see me
you tryin to call me out is a goddamn joke
so just STOP in ya tracks, less ya wanna get choked

cause i'm like that, BAB, jus regulate shit
you two muthafucks, please get off my dick
i know its long and black, and that it seats six
but c'mon, you guys, its strictly for chicks




[color="#3333FF"][b][size=7]THE CHAMP IS BACK!!![/size][/b][/color]
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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='252750' date='Apr 20 2006, 05:19 PM'][b]cause i'm like that, BAB, jus regulate shit
you two muthafucks, please get off my dick
i know its long and black, and that it seats six
but c'mon, you guys, its strictly for chicks[/b]
[color="#3333FF"][b][size=7]THE CHAMP IS BACK!!![/size][/b][/color][/quote]
:bowdown: :bowdown:

oh shit, someone might want to change this to the hip hop rivalries showdown thread, and get bj in here. its on.

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BAB your rhymes are a joke, your flow is wack
Matter of fact I got to ask, "Are you sure your black?"
Embarrassment to your race now they're asking God to take you back
And I'm just here to arrange the meeting
Tag on your Toe says "DOA: Lyrical Beating"
My rhymes come from the top of the dome
You have a rhymebag full of stolen rhymes from these two clowns trying to claim they're your own
And yes Ill admit my trigger finger had an itch
Daddy had to treat you like that Steeler witch
Pimps up Hoes down, "Is Jamie_B gonna have to choke a bitch?"

[img]http://myspace-242.vo.llnwd.net/00267/24/26/267206242_s.jpg[/img]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs&search=worst%20rap%20battle"]Click here to see where BAB steals his Rhymes[/url]
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[quote]Ay, dont be mad at me, dont be mad at my moms
just cause yos is on the corner suckin a mexicans slong
for a nickel, no less, its an extravaganza
bitch try to charge me, tho, i giv her a tony danza

Please, just give it up while you're ahead
you might THINK that you're tough,
but cha dont wanna be dead
thats wat happens when they fuck wit the BAB
you might have a pair of eyes, but you cant see me
you tryin to call me out is a goddamn joke
so just STOP in ya tracks, less ya wanna get choked

cause i'm like that, BAB, jus regulate shit
you two muthafucks, please get off my dick
i know its long and black, and that it seats six
but c'mon, you guys, its strictly for chicks[/quote]



well, well ,well da little hoe has come out da closet
yo' rhymes still leak like a drippy ass faucet
silly young hoe, ya should have played dead
now ima put my dick in yo' mouth an skull fuck ya head

boy, how many times must i tell you, im da master
can u think of a good rhyme?
bitch!!!! I can think of one faster
look BAB, dis time take yo beatin like a man
im about to behead yo' ass, like da muhfuckin taliban

tony danza? punk you must be sippin dat sauce
Big O gots da anaconda so ask yo mama "Who's the Boss??"
ya goofy young fuck, crawl back to yo' hole
You product of cheap ass beer, poster child for birth control

dontchu never eva step to the "O"
pumpkin head Halloween baby
I'll rip yo' eyes out like a crow
sneaky is back, and BAB is still a HOE
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[quote name='sneaky' post='252913' date='Apr 20 2006, 10:20 PM']well, well ,well da little hoe has come out da closet
yo' rhymes still leak like a drippy ass faucet
silly young hoe, ya should have played dead
now ima put my dick in yo' mouth an skull fuck ya head

boy, how many times must i tell you, im da master
can u think of a good rhyme?
bitch!!!! I can think of one faster
look BAB, dis time take yo beatin like a man
im about to behead you azz, like da muhfuckin taliban

[b]tony danza? punk you must be sippin dat sauce
Big O gots da anaconda so ask yo mama "Who's the Boss??"
ya goofy young fuck, crawl back to yo' hole
You product of cheap ass beer, poster child for birth control[/b]

dontchu eva never step to the "O"
pumpkin head Halloween baby
I'll rip yo' eyes out like a crow
sneaky is back, and BAB is still a HOE[/quote]

fucking PRICELESS
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='252857' date='Apr 20 2006, 08:24 PM']BAB your rhymes are a joke, your flow is wack
Matter of fact I got to ask, "Are you sure your black?"
Embarrassment to your race now they're asking God to take you back
And I'm just here to arrange the meeting
Tag on your Toe says "DOA: Lyrical Beating"
My rhymes come from the top of the dome
You have a rhymebag full of stolen rhymes from these two clowns trying to claim they're your own
And yes Ill admit my trigger finger had an itch
Daddy had to treat you like that Steeler witch
Pimps up Hoes down, "Is Jamie_B gonna have to choke a bitch?"

[img]http://myspace-242.vo.llnwd.net/00267/24/26/267206242_s.jpg[/img]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs&search=worst%20rap%20battle"]Click here to see where BAB steals his Rhymes[/url][/quote]

Damn. I gotta take on both of you? Alrite then. Lemme finish my homework and get back at you bitches
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*ahem*

gimme a plier, bitch, get me a wratchet
saw a hole in ya head,murder's simply a habit
bitches deny you like they trix, u tha rabbit
now watch me, lil man, while i get syllabic

you cant. touch me. rap is. easy.
get on. your knees. beg B A B.
to give Jamie B mercy, but ya'll aint show me r'spect
so BAB probably deny you, and hav ta put you in check.
he mite call out ya moms for bein a ho
bitch can take 20 cocks, says "fuck a dildo"
call out ya grams for bein so damn old
lift up that girls arm. hair replaced wit mold
call out ya sister for takin one in the ass
and the mouth, and the nose, she could teach a ho'in class
call out YOU for bein a bitch who cant rap for shit
call out ya motha again, damn that girl got big tits
i'd say shit like that, rite up 2 ya moms face
fuck a tear gas, bitch, im now immune to mace
yes, thats what i'd say, if i wanted to
so bitch, dont question wat BAB do
rap comes easy to me, so home boy, im thru
easy as sunday mornin, as 2 times 2


:lol:

yea. im done.

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='252952' date='Apr 20 2006, 11:24 PM']Im going to bed but Ill get you back tommorow BAB.[/quote]

and its on...

but i dunno when i can get bak on. im probably goin out 2morro afta school... but dont worry. i'll cum back and whoop ya ass again if ya want
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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='252949' date='Apr 20 2006, 11:20 PM']*ahem*

gimme a plier, bitch, get me a wratchet
saw a hole in ya head,murder's simply a habit
bitches deny you like they trix, u tha rabbit
now watch me, lil man, while i get syllabic

you cant. touch me. rap is. easy.
get on. your knees. beg B A B.
to give Jamie B mercy, but ya'll aint show me r'spect
so BAB probably deny you, and hav ta put you in check.
he mite call out ya moms for bein a ho
bitch can take 20 cocks, says "fuck a dildo"
call out ya grams for bein so damn old
lift up that girls arm. hair replaced wit mold
call out ya sister for takin one in the ass
and the mouth, and the nose, she could teach a ho'in class
call out YOU for bein a bitch who cant rap for shit
call out ya motha again, damn that girl got big tits
i'd say shit like that, rite up 2 ya moms face
fuck a tear gas, bitch, im now immune to mace
yes, thats what i'd say, if i wanted to
so bitch, dont question wat BAB do
rap comes easy to me, so home boy, im thru
easy as sunday mornin, as 2 times 2
:lol:

yea. im done.[/quote]


what da fuck was that? boy you call that rhymes?
mentally challenged muhfucka, survivor of March of Dimes
i overestimated you son, you dumber than you seem
my lyrics gonna rape yo' black ass, like da Duke lacrosse team

come on you silly hoe, cantcha ya do betta
why bring a slingshot, when you knowz im bringin a beretta
fool u could never be like me, my pockets full of chedda
yo' moms always on my dick and i jus met her

you call yo'self a champ, yousa bantam, im a heavyweight
tarot cards say you doomed fuckin wit me, so bitch dont tempt fate
lil crack head punk, you betta bow down and stop all the hate
yo' rhymes like a snowball in July, compared to mine they disintegrate

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img] ho ho hum, i must admitt this has become quite borin
why dont you give up rap, do the family biz and start whorin
time to go to bed son, gotta come see ya moms, fore you wake up in da mornin

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