Guest ONYX Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 [b]This is an illustration of BenToothlessburger now that the surgery is over. [img]http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/7133.jpg[/img] Doctors claim the procedure was a success, primarily because Toothlessburger had a gaping loose and wet vagina, which made it easy to go in and remove his uterus.[i] (pictured below)[/i] [img]http://www.olah.co.uk/bavs_files/tvt11.jpg[/img] Ben is already stitched back up and will be ready to resume his playing football in just a few weeks. [img]http://www.healthdiaries.com/august11a.jpg[/img] However, his ability to menstruate and bare children is no more. When asked if Toothlessburger will play September 24th, against the defending division champion Cincinnati Bengals, stealer coach Bill Coward replied, "We are fucked." [img]http://www.washblade.com/2004/8-20/news/national/NIBS.jpg[/img] His lover and teammate Whines Hard, has been by his bed side all night. [img]http://thereptileroom.org/tds/gallery/albums/userpics/10008/ward%20crybaby.jpg[/img] As you can see, he was very emotional. Stay tuned for more updates later. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rumble In the Jungle Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeBengal Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 [center][img]http://cdn-80.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users9/boink/default/large-msg-11389126755-2.jpg[/img] [size=5][b]Bengina:[/b] [i]"Drink up ladies .... we are sisters now .... and I can't wait to bleed out of my snatch" [/i] [/size] [/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 [center][img]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/Tredcrow/dies1.jpg[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayno Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I like the gyno report better: stealers=5 lombardis AFC North Champion Cincinnati Bengals=well..hey, you got hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie martin Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 [quote name='Gyno' post='332069' date='Sep 6 2006, 10:52 AM']AFC North Champion Cincinnati Bengals[/quote] This shit makes me laugh every time i see it! Every. Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 [quote name='frankie martin' post='338033' date='Sep 12 2006, 01:07 PM']This shit makes me laugh every time i see it! Every. Time. [/quote] So does the "5 superbowls" line for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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