Chris Henrys Dealer Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [quote]Canada, Denmark dispute ownership of tiny Arctic island Last Updated Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:56:06 EDT CBC News Defence Minister Bill Graham's recent visit to an Arctic island off the northwest coast of Greenland has set off a diplomatic row. Last week, Graham walked about on 1.3-square-kilometre Hans Island, claimed by both Canada and Denmark. Graham said Canada has always considered Hans Island its territory. "Our view is that it's part of Canada and we continue to be there, to go there, the Danes go there as well and we are making sure that the Danes know that this part of the Canadian territory," he said. Denmark called in the Canadian ambassador to express its displeasure. Peter Taksoe-Jensen, spokesman for Denmark's Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Copenhagen, says for years Canada and Denmark have agreed to disagree over the island and he sees it as a friendly dispute. "Basically we have reacted because we want to keep the status quo ... if we didn't react to a situation we would risk to have a worse negotiating position." There is some question about who has sovereignty over the island, about 1,100 kilometres south of the North Pole. Canada and Denmark agreed in 1973 to create a border through Nares Strait, halfway between Greenland, a semi-autonomous Danish territory, and Canada's Ellesmere Island. But they were unable to agree which country would have sovereignty over Hans Island and various other Arctic islands in the area. In the end, they decided to work out the question of ownership later. It's not the first time that Hans Island has been a source of argument between the two countries. In 1984, Denmark's minister of Greenland affairs raised a Danish flag on the island. He then buried a bottle of brandy at the base of the flagpole and left a note saying "Welcome to the Danish island." Taksoe-Jensen says Denmark is ready to start negotiations over Hans Island but it's not a top priority. He says there are more important issues to settle between the two countries, including a three-kilometre long boundary line that hasn't been clearly divided in the Davis Strait between Canada and Greenland which could have an impact on fishing rights.[/quote] Seriously, fuck the Danish and their incredibly hot women and their interesting low cholestorol fish heavy diet. Hans Island is ours...all 1.3 km of it! and bloody hell, Canada should take back Greenland. It's closer to us than them. The Inuits there speak the language of Canadian based inuits, not bloody Danish, it's got good fishing, it would triple Canada's caribou numbers overnight! Take the power back Canada, take it back...I bet you there's oil as well [img]http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapimages/europe/greenland/greenland.gif[/img] [img]http://www.karabiner.org/expeditions/1994-greenland/fullsize/kmc222-04.jpg[/img] Maybe when the Canuck battalions return from Afghanistan, all 14 of them can sweep through Greenland. I am now collecting funds for the Al-Greenda. (Liberation of Greenland.) We will not rest until the Danish kafir aggressor is expelled from the land and it is restored to Canadian hands. Our policy will be use Suicide Caribou Bombers to strike at the key targets on the island. (E.g. the car wash and the atm bank machine) Currently we are in the development phase, as Caribou lack a sense of direction, but rest assured, we have it down. Please give my Yankee brethren, it's the least you can do after you take so much of our oil. Perhaps you might even see fit to loan some American moose to the cause so that we can pack more explosives on them. FUCK YOU DENMARK!!!!!
Jamie_B Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [quote]all 14 of them[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
Guest bengalrick Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] this is a classic post!! all 14 of them!!!
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Posted July 26, 2005 Jamie, Rick, I don't really see what's so fucking funny. Right now the latest Canadian naval frigate is on it's way to Greenland. Trust me, those Danes are quaking in their boots. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/canadian_navy.jpg[/img] While, they may be prepared for a naval battle. They will truly be unprepared for the aerial bombardment from the Canadian airforce, with our new targeted firing systems. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/canadian_af.jpg[/img] And finally, our well trained, pro-active ground infantry will sweep all before them. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/infantry.jpg[/img] BACK THE FUCK OFF DENMARK!
Jamie_B Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Hmm begs the question will it go to Canada or the Independent Province of Quebec.
Jamie_B Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='Jul 26 2005, 03:53 PM']Jamie, I don't really see what's so fucking funny. Right now the latest Canadian naval frigate is on it's way to Greenland. Trust me, those Danes are quaking in their boots. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/canadian_navy.jpg[/img] While, they may be prepared for a naval battle. They will truly be unprepared for the aerial bombardment from the Canadian airforce, with our new targeted firing systems. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/canadian_af.jpg[/img] And finally, our well trained, pro-active ground infantry will sweep all before them. [img]http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/infantry.jpg[/img] BACK THE FUCK OFF DENMARK! [right][post="119672"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] OMG.... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Dont mess with a squirl's nutts!!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
Guest steggyD Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] I love this post. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] I'm behind you 100%. And to think, once global warming is in full effect, Greenland will have some very nice beaches. The real estate there will be expensive. Buy now, sell later.
Jamie_B Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [quote name='steggyD' date='Jul 26 2005, 04:00 PM'] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] I love this post. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] I'm behind you 100%. And to think, once global warming is in full effect, Greenland will have some very nice beaches. The real estate there will be expensive. Buy now, sell later. [right][post="119676"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] hmmm (calls a broker)
Guest bengalrick Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 oh my GOD!!! i was sitting here, and i read the first line and i thought "damn, what did i say?" an then i read on and literally let out a huge gut laugh and couldn't stop for like 15 seconds... everyone on my team at work looked at me like i had 4 heads... fucking hillarious!!!!!!!!!!
Guest BlackJesus Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 [img]http://www.ice-warrior.com/images/gallery/test/inuit%20kids1.jpg[/img][img]http://www.scantours.com/images/Greenland/inuit.jpg[/img] [i]Niether of those Fucks owns Greenland.... it should belong to the indegenous Inuit who have been living there for millenia.... In response to Al Greenda and the Canadian and Danish oppressors... I will now be forming.... Al Ansar Greenland... with our special operations wings of Igloo soldiers of Hamas. Our goal will be to carrie out suicide attacks on All White foriegn invaders (with me as the only exception [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] ) [/i]
Guest #22 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 How can you forget the Eugenics programs by Iceland up to 1972 to eliminate the Inuit people? That was classic. I love the Inuit culture as well. Especially in their treatment of Old Women, who were left to die once they couldn't chew seal hides.
Guest BlackJesus Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [i][b](true story) as a Kid I was obsessed with Greenland and wanted to live in the arctic .... My Birthday cake for my 10th birthday was the map of Greenland... and I was fascinated with eskimos, and how the vikings traveled there etc.... My Grandparents before passing away had promised me that once I graduated with my Bachelors degree that I would get a trip to E Greenland.... Nevertheless I didn't get that shot, but have still always wanted to visit there....[/b][/i] [color="red"]Now back to the War.... Canada and Denmark are going down...[/color]
Guest BlackJesus Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [b][color="red"]Blame Canada[/color][/b] [img]http://img121.exs.cx/img121/1962/seal_club2.jpg[/img]
Boomer07 Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 26 2005, 07:36 PM'](with me as the only exception [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] ) [/size][/i] [right][post="119828"][/post][/right][/quote] That's very [i]Charles Mansonesque [/i]of you.
Guest #22 Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Boomer07' date='Jul 26 2005, 09:35 PM']That's very [i]Charles Mansonesque [/i]of you. [right][post="119862"][/post][/right][/quote] I will rule the Black People! We will kill the White People! The Black People Will Love Me! Probably not one of Kentucky's best, right there. I'm not sure he should really be in prison, though.
Boomer07 Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='#22' date='Jul 26 2005, 10:18 PM']I'm not sure he should really be in prison, though. [right][post="119909"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] I hope you mean that he should be in an institution. Being treated, but never to be released.
Guest #22 Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Sure, he's crazy, but he hasn't done anything worse than VH1 has with the Surreal Life, etc. Crazy dumbass should be out of prison as long as his show has high ratings.
Homer_Rice Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 BJ and 22; Next time you feel like reading some fiction, stop by the library and get a book by Joseph Boyden titled "Three Day Road." Not Inuit, but I think you'll like it. It's got the culture clash thing going and it's handled well well by Boyden. Wish I could write like that.
|Bunghole| Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='Jul 26 2005, 01:36 PM']Maybe when the Canuck battalions return from Afghanistan, [b]all 14 of them [/b]can sweep through Greenland. [right][post="119649"][/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] So the Canadian "military's" definition of a battalion is a single person, right?
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Bunghole' date='Jul 27 2005, 10:11 AM'] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Â [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] So the Canadian "military's" definition of a battalion is a single person, right? [right][post="120081"][/post][/right][/quote] Well, that was the joke on my part... I'm sure they follow international standards as to what defines a battalion. More importantly, the struggle continues. Through an effective media campaign waged by us at Al-Greenda, Canadian Retailers are announcing sweeping changes to products they stock. [img]http://www.tildas.com/images/Fruit%20Danish.JPG[/img] The above products will no longer be referred to as "Danish's" They will now be termed "Pastries with jam / jelly in the middle" or "Freedom Pastries" Take that you frikkin Danish bastards. Also, BJ, this campaign is being waged on behalf of the Inuit people. So your help while not required, is acknowledged. We hope that you and and your compatriots at Al-Ansar Greenland enjoy these yellow-tinted snowcones and yellow tinted ice cubes we're sending your way. Savour the flavour!
Jamie_B Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='Jul 27 2005, 11:52 AM']Well, that was the joke on my part... I'm sure they follow international standards as to what defines a battalion. More importantly, the struggle continues. Through an effective media campaign waged by us at Al-Greenda, Canadian Retailers are announcing sweeping changes to products they stock. [img]http://www.tildas.com/images/Fruit%20Danish.JPG[/img] The above products will no longer be referred to as "Danish's" They will now be termed "Pastries with jam / jelly in the middle" or "Freedom Pastries" Take that you frikkin Danish bastards. Also, BJ, this campaign is being waged on behalf of the Inuit people. So your help while not required, is acknowledged. We hope that you and and your compatriots at Al-Ansar Greenland enjoy these yellow-tinted snowcones and yellow tinted ice cubes we're sending your way. Savour the flavour! [right][post="120133"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] NO BLOOD FOR PASTRIES!!!!!!
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Posted July 27, 2005 That's right Jamie! Testify. Seriously, the more I look into it, the more I realise just how twisted these Danes are. Their aggression extends to all facets of Danish culture, fauna and wildlife. [img]http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20031124/nat.jpg[/img] Check it...a "Great Dane" terrorising some poor kid and hurting his freedoms. Under legislation we propose, it is now illegal to own any of these vicious mutts in Canada. Owners already with Danes, are encouraged to shoot them, throw them into the water off the coast of Florida as shark bait, or quickly cross breed them with more noble breeds like the Canadian Husky to remove their killer, imperialistic instincts.
Guest steggyD Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] That great dane is oppressing that poor child. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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