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[quote name='Homer_Rice' date='Jul 27 2005, 09:18 AM']BJ and 22;

Next time you feel like reading some fiction, stop by the library and get a book by Joseph Boyden titled "Three Day Road." Not Inuit, but I think you'll like it. It's got the culture clash thing going and it's handled well well by Boyden. Wish I could write like that.
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Definately give that a shot.


Also, that kid needs to be "liberated"
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[color="red"]Al Ansar [/color][img]http://tinypic.com/9ih9fm.jpg[/img]
[b]Is recruiting strong[/b]
[img]http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/webquests_themes/first_nations/images/inuit_logo_black.png[/img]

We already have

- 3 musk oxen
- One tamed Walrus
- 28 Inuit volunteers (doubling the size of Canadas Infantry)
- 2 hunting rifles (bought at Walmart) that I brought with me from America
- 6 Bullets (aim for the eyes !!!)
- 4 Harpoons
- One old vintage hand grenade (not sure if it works)
- 1 Dog sled (dogs still needed)
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[quote name='Stanley Wilson's Dealer' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:00 PM']That's right Jamie! Testify.

Seriously, the more I look into it, the more I realise just how twisted these Danes are. Their aggression extends to all facets of Danish culture, fauna and wildlife.

[img]http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20031124/nat.jpg[/img]

Check it...a "Great Dane" terrorising some poor kid and hurting his freedoms.

Under legislation we propose, it is now illegal to own any of these vicious mutts in Canada. Owners already with Danes, are encouraged to shoot them, throw them into the water off the coast of Florida as shark bait, or quickly cross breed them with more noble breeds like the Canadian Husky to remove their killer, imperialistic instincts.
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He's only oppressing the child because he has brown skin.
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CLASS: [b][color="red"]DOUBLE SUPER SECRET[/color][/b]

[b]Kentucky Association of Big Old Operative Muzzleloaders[/b]

Memorandum
From: Gray N. Powder, President
To: Cellum Goode, V.P Foreign Sales

Subj: Operation Tundra Blizzard

Recent developments around the Greenland crisis present an opportunity for KABOOM to improve market penetration into this growth industry: Military-Industrial Complex (SIC: 4T-YRS-D-Kline). Please form a tasking committee to pursue the following.

[u]Goals[/u]

1) Loss-leader offers to encourage protracted business with all sides of the conflict.
2) Specialized and ongoing consultations to all parties emphasizing sympathetic concern for their cause. We, of course, are neutral in this conflict insofar as cash-flow is concerned, but precautions ought to be taken to preclude disclosure to clients with regard to other contacts.

[u]Recommendations:[/u]

The committee is to report their findings ASAP. Concurrent deployments of personnel pending further analysis should be:

1) Bjork (Granny) Smith to Denmark. Her ethic background and sales acumen ought to bear fruit. Password: ABBA-dabba-do.
2) Contact Possum Lodge and hire Harold Green. The women don't find him handsome, but they do think he is handy. He is our Canadian pointman.
3) Send a representative up Nightcrawler Hollow to inform Jim Bond that his services are required on the ground in Greenland. He is to establish contact with Al-Ansar Greenland and explore assymetrical means of collaboration.

Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now.
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[quote name='Homer_Rice' date='Jul 27 2005, 09:44 PM']CLASS: [b][color="red"]DOUBLE SUPER SECRET[/color][/b]

[b]Kentucky Association of Big Old Operative Muzzleloaders[/b]

Memorandum
From: Gray N. Powder, President
To: Cellum Goode, V.P Foreign Sales

Subj: Operation Tundra Blizzard

Recent developments around the Greenland crisis present an opportunity for KABOOM to improve market penetration into this growth industry: Military-Industrial Complex (SIC: 4T-YRS-D-Kline). Please form a tasking committee to pursue the following.

[u]Goals[/u]

1) Loss-leader offers to encourage protracted business with all sides of the conflict.
2) Specialized and ongoing consultations to all parties emphasizing sympathetic concern for their cause. We, of course, are neutral in this conflict insofar as cash-flow is concerned, but precautions ought to be taken to preclude disclosure to clients with regard to other contacts.

[u]Recommendations:[/u]

The committee is to report their findings ASAP. Concurrent deployments of personnel pending further analysis should be:

1) Bjork (Granny) Smith to Denmark. Her ethic background and sales acumen ought to bear fruit. Password: ABBA-dabba-do.
2) Contact Possum Lodge and hire Harold Green. The women don't find him handsome, but they do think he is handy. He is our Canadian pointman.
3) Send a representative up Nightcrawler Hollow to inform Jim Bond that his services are required on the ground in Greenland. He is to establish contact with Al-Ansar Greenland and explore assymetrical means of collaboration.

Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now.
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Homer, you reveal too much sir.... I emplore you to stand down.




















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[color="purple"]CLASS: TRIPLE SUPER SECRET / Times 3[/color]

[color="red"]Igloo Soldiers of Hamas Agenda[/color]
Al Ansar [img]http://tinypic.com/9ih9fm.jpg[/img]

Memorandum
From: Black Jesus, Commandante
To: ClickaaKuuk Clockclonockdock , Inuit chief


[b]Subj: Operation Squash Canucks[/b]

Recent developments in the Greenland crisis present an opportunity massive casualties on Canuck forses which could reach double digits dessimating their entire force.

[b]Goal[/b]

1) Assassinate Stanley Wilsons Dealer (Leader of Al Greenda, rival faction for Greenlandic supremacy) This should take place be luring him under the guise of free beer at the [i]Inuit Bar and Grill [/i] in Nuuk the capital. Then he should be drowned in the mens urinal and left on the floor in the mensroom. A note left on him should read "For those that support the imperialist Canucks or Danes, you shall wallow in piss, and smell of it as you face Allahs judgement"


[b]Recommendations:[/b]

The Igloo soldiers of Hamas is to report all of their findings to Commandante Black Jesus or his second in command Comrade Jza123456789987654321

1) Only 4 Men should enter the Inuit bar and grill, and should wear usual casual attire. All Ski masks should be left outside in a dug out snow patch as to not look inconspicuous.
2) If The men decide to utilize the lone Jukebox in Greenland at the Inuit Bar and Grill only Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville should be player, as it is a local favorite and will help blend the men in with the locals
3) At no time should any of the men speak to Mr Stanley Wilsons Dealer, He might notice our specific Eastern Greenlandic dialect, or he then might think you are following him into the John when we goes to piss. This may arise suspicion.
4) If food is ordered I recommend the local Walrus Tongue with Bloomin Onion (To die for)


Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now.

Remember the information in this report is extremely confidential, and at no time should any of it be given to a man named Karl Rove aka Turd Blossom or Fat Ass who might be employed by the enemy imperialists.
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[quote]Potential Wars No One Gives a Shit About[/quote]


The reason I haven`t replied to this thread
is because I don`t give a shit about it...
I`m just post whoring. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/15.gif[/img]
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[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jul 28 2005, 06:22 AM'][color="purple"]CLASS: TRIPLE SUPER SECRET / Times 3[/color]

[color="red"]Igloo Soldiers of Hamas Agenda[/color]
Al Ansar [img]http://tinypic.com/9ih9fm.jpg[/img]

Memorandum
From: Black Jesus, Commandante
To: ClickaaKuuk Clockclonockdock , Inuit chief


[b]Subj: Operation Squash Canucks[/b]

Recent developments in the Greenland crisis present an opportunity massive casualties on Canuck forses which could reach double digits dessimating their entire force.

[b]Goal[/b]

1) Assassinate Stanley Wilsons Dealer (Leader of Al Greenda, rival faction for Greenlandic supremacy)  This should take place be luring him under the guise of free beer at the [i]Inuit Bar and Grill [/i] in Nuuk the capital.  Then he should be drowned in the mens urinal and left on the floor in the mensroom.  A note left on him should read "For those that support the imperialist Canucks or Danes, you shall wallow in piss, and smell of it as you face Allahs judgement"
[b]Recommendations:[/b]

The Igloo soldiers of Hamas is to report all of their findings to Commandante Black Jesus or his second in command Comrade Jza123456789987654321

1) Only 4 Men should enter the Inuit bar and grill, and should wear usual casual attire.  All Ski masks should be left outside in a dug out snow patch as to not look inconspicuous. 
2) If The men decide to utilize the lone Jukebox in Greenland at the Inuit Bar and Grill only Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville should be player, as it is a local favorite and will help blend the men in with the locals
3) At no time should any of the men speak to Mr Stanley Wilsons Dealer, He might notice our specific Eastern Greenlandic dialect, or he then might think you are following him into the John when we goes to piss.  This may arise suspicion.
4)  If food is ordered I recommend the local Walrus Tongue with Bloomin Onion (To die for)
Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now.

Remember the information in this report is extremely confidential, and at no time should any of it be given to a man named Karl Rove aka Turd Blossom or Fat Ass who might be employed by the enemy imperialists.
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BJ you too speak too much, stand down solider.
























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[b]CLASS: [color="red"]DOUBLE SUPER SECRET[/color][/b]

[b]Kentucky Association of Big Old Operative Muzzleloaders[/b]

Memorandum
From: Cellum Goode, V.P Foreign Sales
To: Gray N. Powder, President

Subj: Front Company Research

Sir;

As you can see [url="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050728/ap_on_sc/wst_dairy_air"]here[/url], our WMD program moves apace. Our front for this work is cleverly designed, and is successfully promulgating experiments. Emission tests are proceeding well.

I believe that our Weapons of Moo Destruction may yet have a critical role in Operation Tundra Blizzard.
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[b]Memorandum: ** For the Office of the Secretary of the Army**[/b]
[b][color="red"]Class:[/color] Super Duper Secret[/b]
[b]Subject: Court Marshal and Detainment of one Homer_Rice[/b]

Mr Secretary,

I write to you today under the gravest of circumstances. One of our own, Homer_Rice, has been found to be leaking information to the public. As we both know this has caused major issues with our planning as well as the general moral of the common soldier who no longer believes that his fight can be fought with his position compromised. My recommendation is that we change our course of action and attack from another said location. As to Mr. Rice I recommend we hold him to the highest punishment after his due process and send him to Guantanamo Bay where he would spend the rest of his days making the new Cincinnati Bengals license plates.

Thank you Mr. Secretary,
Major General
Jamie_B


[b]** Addendum **[/b]

Sir, I would also like to inform you of one BlackJesus, and his second in command jza123456789987654321, are also to be considered high risk candidates as well. Please be advised.
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  • 6 months later...
Folks, now we see the Danish imperialist forces once again, offending Muslim sensibilities worldwide! Please note I called this earlier in this thread! We need to bomb Denmark. The war on terror, should be re-routed to the war on Denmark!

Al-Greenda and BJ's Al Ansar Greenland need to join forces and take these people out before they embark on a whole spree.

It's cartoons of Mohammed today, agression in Greenland yesterday, DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF TOMORROW SOME DANISH ARTIST DEPICTS HIS HOLINESS MARVIN LEWIS RECEIVING IT UP THE BUM BUM FROM BILL COWHER through Photoshop. Folks, these people will stop at nothing.

We are even reasonably confident that Kimo Von Oelhoffen is not Hawaian / German as claimed. But actually DANISH!
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[size=3]These recon photos just arrived from the Coalitions intelligence sector. This is proof they have SMB's (Snowballs of Mass Destruction).[/size]

[img]http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5464/snowtank8bc.jpg[/img]

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