CLASS: [b][color="red"]DOUBLE SUPER SECRET[/color][/b]
[b]Kentucky Association of Big Old Operative Muzzleloaders[/b]
Memorandum
From: Gray N. Powder, President
To: Cellum Goode, V.P Foreign Sales
Subj: Operation Tundra Blizzard
Recent developments around the Greenland crisis present an opportunity for KABOOM to improve market penetration into this growth industry: Military-Industrial Complex (SIC: 4T-YRS-D-Kline). Please form a tasking committee to pursue the following.
[u]Goals[/u]
1) Loss-leader offers to encourage protracted business with all sides of the conflict.
2) Specialized and ongoing consultations to all parties emphasizing sympathetic concern for their cause. We, of course, are neutral in this conflict insofar as cash-flow is concerned, but precautions ought to be taken to preclude disclosure to clients with regard to other contacts.
[u]Recommendations:[/u]
The committee is to report their findings ASAP. Concurrent deployments of personnel pending further analysis should be:
1) Bjork (Granny) Smith to Denmark. Her ethic background and sales acumen ought to bear fruit. Password: ABBA-dabba-do.
2) Contact Possum Lodge and hire Harold Green. The women don't find him handsome, but they do think he is handy. He is our Canadian pointman.
3) Send a representative up Nightcrawler Hollow to inform Jim Bond that his services are required on the ground in Greenland. He is to establish contact with Al-Ansar Greenland and explore assymetrical means of collaboration.
Pending a more detailed plan, that's all for now.