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Did you take him to prom?! I'm a 50 year old man, and I'd probably still ask him to prom...

I'd even add Reggie Kelly in there - not a world beater, but a really goo blocker who could catch some. And a great dude.

Our defense stinks.

Unbelievable. I watched a couple of videos on this, and something I didn't know - the coaches have to meet with the refs and go over all of their trick plays before the game? That's 'interesting' to say the least.

Dude those are so good. Jim Cornette cracks me up. The Gorgeous Gino Hernandez one was crazy - I was very familiar with him, as he got his start in Houston Wrestling. Those guys also do another show called Tales from the Territories which features a lot of old wrestlers.

Is it me or has Pratt looked like shit? He's not a good coverage LB. Wilson isn't great at it either, but seems like Pratt gets beat a lot.

Even in my dream it wasn't as bad as reality... also I need to dream about better stuff.

Also - this whole pre-game is about the f-ing stealers - gross.

I had this dream the other night that Browning absolutely shit the bed. I'm posting it here to negate any effects of my dream. That said - defense needs to nut up today - stop giving up those big plays up the middle.

Bonus points for anyone remembering this reference...

No Reader - we're done. They're just gonna run right up the middle until we stack the box, and they will light us up deep... erg.

Having some Bloody Mary's this morning?

He's just gotta stop trying to hurdle people - I cringe every time he does it.

3rd and 25? Shovel pass, of course!

Dang - there's a lot to digest in this one paragraph: Caleb Miller is a pastor? And he married into the Ruby family?

What the fuck... does he think people aren't watching the games??

What ever happened with Tycen Anderson? He was supposed to be this thumper, but haven't heard his name all year...

This.

Yes YESSSSS - keep going... almost there...

And he gets hit. A LOT. Either it's the linemen, or it's the coaching. Either way, you have to figure out the best way to protect your 270 million dollar QB. Doing the same thing over and over again is lunacy, and I'm not putting it all on Volson, shitty as he is. Also, Joy Taylor - 💖

My God - does he whine and bitch about any other teams, or is it just us? He really is a little bitch.

That clip is misleading - Mixon got stuffed a lot too. Not directing to you per se - but I see it on Reddit too. "Why don't we run more?" Because we don't run block for shit.

Don't mean to hijack the thread, Harry - but was looking up where this garage was (from the handful of times I have been there) - so looking on Google maps - did they open a 2nd Jeff Ruby's down there? Every time I went there, we staggered over to JR from Nicholson's... but Google Maps showing it on 5th and Vine over by the Hilton?

I only got to watch the first half. Obviously delighted for a win. Some concerns / observations: Man, those slants eat us alive. DJ Turner had a bad game - getting beat on the TD, spinning Diggs around for an extra 40 yards or so. He's young, so hopefully he learns. How did we only score 3 points in the 2nd half?! Red Zone offense - need to figure that out. Man do I hate Collinsworth. Doubts every penalty that benefits the Bengals, points out every penalty the Bengals should have gotten. Does our running game get stifled by poor blocking at the line, or is it next level?