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  1. How about bring back the LB from Kansas drafted in the second round behind Anthony Munoz who went in the first (duh)? Kirby Criswell From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Kirby Lynn Criswell (born August 31, 1957) is a former linebacker for the St. Louis Cardinals in the NFL and a 2nd round draft pick in the 1980 NFL Draft by the Cincinnati Bengals.. Football career[edit] Criswell was born and raised in Grinnell, Iowa where he attended Grinnell High School. A standout in high school, Criswell was recruited to play collegiate football by several universities. He elected to play for the University of Kansas. The Jayhawks did not produce any strong teams during his time with them, but Criswell was noticed due to his passionate style of play. He was drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals in the second round of the 1980 NFL draft.[1] Criswell, who sported a Mohawk hairstyle during training camp,[2] was waived by the Bengals before the start of 1980 football season but then signed by Green Bay.[3] Green Bay cut Criswell two days later.[4] Less than a month after his signing, Criswell was arrested on federal drug charges.[8] On June 2, 1982, Criswell was found guilty by a federal jury of possessing marijuana and conspiring to manufacture and distribute methamphetamine.[9] He was subsequently sentenced to five years in prison.[10] After his sentencing, Criswell said a recently published Sports Illustrated article on Don Reese may have hurt his cause.[11] Criswell never played in the NFL again. (per Trumpy) Criswell was infamous for showing up to practice in Wilmington tripping on LSD. Once was missing at dinner and a search party found him in the woods around the practice field grooving on the drug enchanted forest. Mike Brown refused to sign Dan Marino because of reports that he used marijuana in college but was OK with Criswell because he had never heard of LSD. Criswell has the distinction of being the highest drafted rookie to be cut in training camp. He is on my All Bengals Team.
  2. 2020 NFL Draft Rankings: Linebackers Isaiah Simmons, Clemson (rJR, 6'4", 225 pounds) ... Kenneth Murray, Oklahoma (JR, 6'2", 234 pounds) ... Patrick Queen, LSU (JR, 6'1", 227 pounds) ... Zack Baun, Wisconsin (rSR, 6'3", 240 pounds) ... Troy Dye, Oregon (SR, 6'4", 226 pounds) ... Malik Harrison, Ohio State (SR, 6'3", 246 pounds) For Round Two, if Murray or Queen slide, it would be a toss up for be between the two. Both may go in Round One is someone really likes Queen. Not impossible. The one guy in the draft who really fascinates me is S/LB hybrid Kyler Dugger from Whattsamatta U. Would the Bengals reach for him in Round 2? Esp if they trade down a bit? Bengals are (in)famous for reaching. Dunno... Just PLEASE no wide receiver.
  3. Sour Apples Harry, here, but I'm still wait-and-see skeptical about Jonah. So hope I'm wrong, as usual.
  4. I seriously hope the Bengals don't let Troy Blackburn do anything for the organization other than being the coffee gopher. But if Troy did the negotiations, that explains a lot. Dre probably unleashed the one eye trouser snake and it was luv at first site for Troy.
  5. Where was this taken? Anyway, a lot of people are going to be screwed if they Bengals draft him and do not assign him, as the Beatles said, "Number 9 Number 9 Number 9".
  6. Good News: He has not hurt himself (yet) Bad News: Has not caught a ball yet even though all the throws have hit him in the hands.
  7. Ah, yes. Of course. There is/was a documentary about the rape culture on college campuses on Netflix awhile back and about the last third of it was about him and the case with the girl figuring prominently. Guilty as hell and covered up because he was a football star and going to be a high draft choice. He was made the victim. Dumb ass girl was lucky that she wasn't dead.
  8. I think your Mariota to the Steals is a good call by you. A year of grooming as a rapist and he steps in for Ben.
  9. Official Mike Brown Top Three Pick Big Board Rd 1 .............. Joe Burrow ... will pull in lots of ticket buyers from everyplace between here and Athens Rd 2 ............... Super fast wide receiver who can run real fast but can't stay healthy and catch the ball when he is Rd 3 ............... Flashy linebacker with all the tools and the brain of a gnat
  10. So much this. Like I said, Mike never met a wide receiver he didn't love.
  11. Saw an article and didn't post ... SPECULATION of Sign and tag AJ. Trade him AND Andy as a package deal to the Patriots. Or anyone else. Plug in and play veteran quarterback and wide receiver duo. Not gonna happen but something to goof on.
  12. Dropping a ball right in his hands does nothing for Burrow's stats. Still shows as an inc Even worse if Ross bats one up for an int On Joe, not Fuck Wit.
  13. Cut to the chase... Draft Joe Re-sign A.J. for 2-3 years Extend Joe Mixon Would be OK with trading down the top pick in the second round if the price was right but take the best slider available hopefully at linebacker, O line or wide receiver in that order. Maybe bring back Eifert for a year for a big, sure handed target situational receiver. Trade Andy, Glenn and Ross (tired of waiting for him to reach his po-ten-tial).
  14. Actually he gets all googly moogly over wide receivers. John Ross is a good example. That's why I am certain we will take a WR at the top of the second round and pass up worthy linebackers or O linemen. Unfortunately.
  15. I thought Mike Brown nixed Marino because of rumors that he smoked marijuana in college.
  16. The defense to stop Lemur Jackson has already been built and is in place. In Pittsburgh. I doubt Lemur makes it out of the first Pittsburgh game without being crippled for life with one, if not both, knees shredded.
  17. Brady to Lost Wages Raiders is a good bet.
  18. +1 for mentioning Dan Patrick and Bullshit in the same thread title.
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