|Bunghole| Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 If you're like me, then you have to have something to read while you're freeing up the works. I usually go in there with the sports section of the paper, but lately trivia books and a huge 2,000 pg plus British Literature text have taken top spot on the back of the toilet tank. What do you read, and if you're male, do you now find that you're more like your Dad than ever, spending more and more time on the pot in quiet contemplation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [b]And this is not a lie: I read the 2004 Bengals Yearbook, that's why I know all the bios by heart[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 haha... i have profootball digest, SI, and some get fuzzy comics in the john.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [quote name='Bunghole' date='Jan 25 2005, 02:57 PM']What do you read, and if you're male, do you now find that you're more like your Dad than ever, spending more and more time on the pot in quiet contemplation? [right][post="39207"][/post][/right][/quote] It scares me sometimes when i realize how much like the old man i'm becoming... I have a couple different mags in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 theres an espn magazine in there from about 2 months ago... that reminds me, i'll have to change that up, b/c i've read it from cover to cover... yeah, reading is important when shitting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 i like to call it "reading material" I actually sometimes run around holding it in just to find that days paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 ok...Sports section and PowerBoat Magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 At 29, I am still fast and to the point. I never have the time to read anything. It's in and out for me. I hope this is OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRAYCAT Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [quote name='steggyD' date='Jan 25 2005, 09:15 PM']At 29, I am still fast and to the point. I never have the time to read anything. It's in and out for me. I hope this is OK? [right][post="39359"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]Just wait it will come with age [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/20.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [quote]At 29, I am still fast and to the point. I never have the time to read anything.[/quote] [b]Steggy, Steggy, Steggy, you have to savor the moment like a fine wine, you just don't wham blam splash and slam. You have to take time to reflect on the busy day ahead, scratch a few places, and realize how lucky you are that you are one of 10 % of the people on the planet that have a running toilet to shit into ....... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img] I love my ivory throne [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jan 25 2005, 08:59 PM'][b]Steggy, Steggy, Steggy, you have to savor the moment like a fine wine, you just don't wham blam splash and slam. You have to take time to reflect on the busy day ahead, scratch a few places, and realize how lucky you are that you are one of 10 % of the people on the planet that have a running toilet to shit into .......  [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//37.gif[/img]  I love my ivory throne [/b] [right][post="39380"][/post][/right][/quote] You are the only person on this board that I think is funnier than me, and I know funny..I'm a CLOWNFISH!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Nah, I kinda like it as it is now. It's one place I just do not wish to spend any more time at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [b]Find a toilet trivia book and you will be transformed.....[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Uncle John's Bathroom reader. Short, trivial junk that will take up valuable space in your head. I also read novels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 I will read [i]anything[/i] handy if I forget to bring something...the back of a tube of toothpaste (what is [i]that[/i] chemical?), hairspray bottle, just about anything. I simply cannot go (barring serious diarreah) without [i]something![/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckWoody Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 At work it's the Dayton Daily sports page. Our paper didn't get delivered this morning so I'm having a bit of a rough day. At home there is a magazine rack next to the throne filled with Sports Illustrated, Stuff, People (the wife's), and Chick Ludwig's Legends book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Tigers Johnson| Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Lima News, and ESPN the magazine.... hey I need something to wipe with!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 HOLY CRAP... no pun intended..... How can you all sit in the stink that long? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] This is what I love about this board.... we touch base on all the most important subjects.... DROP AND RUN GUYS.... DROP AND RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 i hold it for once a day... b/c i enjoy my "time" in the shitter... i can finally be alone and ABSOLUTELY sure noone is going to come in and bother me can't have those "in-between" shits... you have to save for the monster!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 My wife usually buys me a couple of books every christmas, so I read them. I read an uncle johns toilet trivia book, now I am reading a book about the simpsons which I am almost done with, and next I have a poker book to read. I have to read something though. If I forget to bring a book in with me, I'll read what's on the back of a toothpaste tube or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckWoody Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jan 26 2005, 02:39 PM']HOLY CRAP... no pun intended..... [b]How can you all sit in the stink that long?[/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] This is what I love about this board.... we touch base on all the most important subjects.... DROP AND RUN GUYS.... DROP AND RUN! [right][post="39565"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] One must exercise the Courtesy Flush...whether it's for others in a public restroom or for you at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Jan 26 2005, 02:39 PM']HOLY CRAP... no pun intended..... How can you all sit in the stink that long? [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] This is what I love about this board.... we touch base on all the most important subjects.... DROP AND RUN GUYS.... DROP AND RUN! [right][post="39565"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] My wife shits faster than I pee! I don't get women. Enjoy the alone time. Read a novel. Greg Iles has good books. Pick one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 u guys r nuts!!!!!!! it takes me about 1.5 minutes to poop... 3 minutes top!!!! i have only been on the shitter more than 5 minutes probably once in my life!!! ever been so tired u sat down to pee... i mean, i never have.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 [quote name='Matt_Six' date='Jan 26 2005, 06:49 PM']ever been so tired u sat down to pee... i mean, i never have.............. [right][post="39679"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 lol- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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