Jamie_B Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 There are still a few that "hold out hope" [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [url="http://www.steelernation.com/forums//showthread.php?t=14492"]http://www.steelernation.com/forums//showthread.php?t=14492[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Lmfao [quote]NYJ 7-5 5-4 BUF @MIN @MIA OAK JAC 7-5 4-4 IND @TEN NE @KC KC 7-5 3-5 BAL @SD @OAK JAC CIN 7-5 5-3 OAK @IND @DEN PIT Here is how the stealers make it... NYJ lose 2 of their 3 AFC games... putting them at 9-7 and 6-6 in the AFC JAX loses 3 of their 4 total games... putting them at 8-8 KC loses 2 of their 4 total... putting them at 9-7 and 5-7 in the AFC CIN loses 2 of the next 3, then of course lose to the stealers.... putting them at 8-8[/quote] Let me take off my homer hat for a moment. No way do the Jets lose to either Buffalo or Miami. Not happening. So that's that then. We don't even need to look at the ridiculousness of the rest. Ah the glory of hopeless hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ravonaf Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Those retards really have nothing better to do. [img]http://www.ubcd4win.com/images/stealers/Picture1.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enon Bengal Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Doc has a hot avatar. That alone made the thread worth reading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='403245' date='Dec 8 2006, 04:08 PM']There are still a few that "hold out hope" [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [url="http://www.steelernation.com/forums//showthread.php?t=14492"]http://www.steelernation.com/forums//showthread.php?t=14492[/url][/quote] It could happen. I could also fuck a super model this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gonzoid Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 [quote name='Hooky' post='403274' date='Dec 8 2006, 04:47 PM']It could happen. I could also fuck a super model this weekend.[/quote] Well, for your benefit, I hope you do. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight985 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 [quote name='Enon Bengal' post='403266' date='Dec 8 2006, 04:39 PM']Doc has a hot avatar. That alone made the thread worth reading...[/quote] Kelly Brook [url="http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2006-29,GGLD:en&q=kelly%20brook&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi"]http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=n...sa=N&tab=wi[/url] Ah the power of GIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Entertainer Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Is Hobbster the same as Hobson ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Why would people even waste their time doing that? Well they are stealer fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bengals1181 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='VonBlade' post='403252' date='Dec 8 2006, 04:16 PM']No way do the Jets lose to either Buffalo or Miami. Not happening. So that's that then.[/quote] not so fast friend. I could see the Jets losing either of those games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='Bengals1181' post='403339' date='Dec 8 2006, 07:19 PM']not so fast friend. [b]I could see the Jets losing either of those games.[/b][/quote] Me too. Shit, or losing BOTH those games. Everyone seems to be handing the Jets a wildcard based on their creampuff schedule, but NEWSFLASH....the Jets aren't very good at all, and the Any Given Sunday Rule certainly applies to them. One loss and they are done. And even if they get a wildcard, they will be bounced in the first round. We won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 It's amazing, because I havn't seen any stooler scum around here most of the season. As soon as they pull 1 game near 500 and the punks already start talking trash. Gee, Have any of you seen any around latley? (wink, wink, Cock Holiday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='ONYX' post='403420' date='Dec 8 2006, 10:35 PM']It's amazing, because I havn't seen any stooler scum around here most of the season. As soon as they pull 1 game near 500 and the punks already start talking trash. Gee, Have any of you seen any around latley? (wink, wink, Cock Holiday)[/quote] The adventurous new poster known as "Doc Holliday" has indeed NOT been seen given recent ownage, via your posts and mine. Keep up the good defense against these genetically-challenged mutha [b]grabbers[/b]! (I didn't want my son to see "Motherfuckers" just then) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHoliday Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='403420' date='Dec 8 2006, 10:35 PM']It's amazing, because I havn't seen any stooler scum around here most of the season. As soon as they pull 1 game near 500 and the punks already start talking trash. Gee, Have any of you seen any around latley? (wink, wink, Cock Holiday)[/quote] The Only thing you need do OinkOinkOnyx to get a good look at scum is take a gander in your Mirror located right in back of your Trailer. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//26.gif[/img] You'll find all you can handle right there along with your sister of course. You know, No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='DocHoliday' post='403428' date='Dec 8 2006, 10:49 PM']The Only thing you need do OinkOinkOnyx to get a good look at scum is take a gander in your Mirror located right in back of your Trailer. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//26.gif[/img] You'll find all you can handle right there along with your sister of course. You know, No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img][/quote] Mods, I beg of you....... before you zap this sucker, allow us to play with him because this week has been boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHoliday Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='403430' date='Dec 8 2006, 10:53 PM']Mods, I beg of you....... before you zap this sucker, allow us to play with him because this week has been boring.[/quote] Says sneaky the Freaking [b]Neanderthal[/b] as hes being overcome by [b]FEAR[/b]. I know you know sheet4brains [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//26.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='DocHoliday' post='403432' date='Dec 8 2006, 11:00 PM']Says sneaky the Freaking [b]Neanderthal[/b] as hes being overcome by [b]FEAR[/b]. I know you know sheet4brains [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//26.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img][/quote] So tell me son, how'd ya get the name DocHoliday? Do you like cowboy movies? Did you like Brokeback Mountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Onyx, I simply cannot on principle ban or suspend posters that show such expressions of creative logic regarding their playoff scenario. I'm really sorry, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHoliday Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='sneaky' post='403433' date='Dec 8 2006, 11:03 PM']So tell me son, how'd ya get the name DocHoliday? Do you like cowboy movies? Did you like Brokeback Mountain?[/quote] Your [b]sister[/b] gave me that name one foggy nite in the Red Light district of NadaTown. Course i returned the favor by shaving her back and knuckles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='DocHoliday' post='403437' date='Dec 8 2006, 11:09 PM']Your [b]sister[/b] gave me that name one foggy nite in the Red Light district of NadaTown. Course i returned the favor by shaving her back and knuckles [/quote] So are you officially a stealers fan, or a fan of some other teams' ass that we'll be kicking in the next four games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='Bunghole' post='403436' date='Dec 8 2006, 11:07 PM']sneaky, I simply cannot on principle ban or suspend posters that show such expressions of creative logic regarding their playoff scenario. I'm really sorry, dude.[/quote] Lets go over the Stealers playpff scenerio one more time...... If the Bengals contract Hepatitis B, If the Jets parish in a plane crash, (see Chiefs) If the Chiefs team plane crashes with the Jets plane, If the Broncos team bus runs out of gas, and the players die of hyperthermia looking for help, and if the Jaguars are tragically lost by a powerful Hurricane then the Stealers clinch a wildcard spot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHoliday Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='Bunghole' post='403440' date='Dec 8 2006, 11:13 PM']So are you officially a stealers fan, or a fan of some other teams' ass that we'll be kicking in the next four games?[/quote] I can plainly see you need Clued in a few things, so i'm more than happy to help Bottom Line: [b]NO one remembers those that finish 2nd[/b]. [u]ONLY those that bring home the grand prize[/u]. Bottom Line 2: when you (actually don't mean you, as in not possible) achieve the erethral plateaus of winning 5, count em, [size=5]5 LOMBARDI'S[/size], this gives us bragging rights [b]when and where we want[/b] not only in this life, but into [b]all eternity[/b] Conversely, when we fall on hard times once in a while, certainly (not 15 Long years as the B.U.N.G.H.O.L.E.S have), we have something to fall back on. The ONLY thing you have to fall back on my little midget brain, actually ponder, [b]is your Franchises failure to win the heavenly prize even though you were there twice[/b]. So you see B.U.N.G.H.O.L.E, all this talk about the playoffs and dare say even the SB is nothing but pure horsesheet. Your team is going--now get ready for this as the good Doc is trying to spare you some pain---[size=5]NOWHERE[/size]. Teams with Crap Defenses [b]DO NOT[/b] win SB's let alone get to it. Now Before you spout your Rhetoric, know I'm cool with this season, stuff happens and we'll be back, so i just take great pleasure watching your Pathetic franchise and Pathetic fans become [size=6]PROFOUNDLY[/size] disappointed----AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted December 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Moving to the trash talk area, take this hoe out boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted December 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 So Doc when you get a legitmate championship and not one that is won on roids or with the help of the refs let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='403460' date='Dec 8 2006, 11:56 PM']So Doc when you get a legitmate championship and not one that is won on roids or with the help of the refs let us know. [/quote] So Doc when you finally have relations with a female and move out your parent's garage let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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