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[quote name='sneaky' post='411806' date='Dec 20 2006, 06:19 PM'][b]You aint no doctor, please give me a break
Your rhymes are so wack, they given me ah headache
Go back to the drawing board, you need the practice
Sounds like somethin's up your ass, maybe a cactus?
Really CCC, you gotta come betta than this
Cuz I'm about to spray your face like R.Kelly wit piss
This is hopeless kid, quit it, you can't beat me
Go open your box of legos while I play your mom like PS3
Speakin' of moms, yours gave me plenty of satisfaction
But the hoe wont leave me alone, like Fatal Attraction
All I wanted was a lil ass and to get blown
Now every 20 minutes this bitch always on my phone
What do I got to do to make this hoe go away?
Aint even 6 o'clock but she already called 10 times today
Most annoying hoe I've had, never will forgive myself
Yo for real, take moms to a shrink and check her mental health
Your mom on my nuts all 24, I must be Jack Bauer
You cant stop the O, bitch. Now come feel my power[/b][/quote]

you grew up in a family similar to the Cleavers
a few months back, you was lookin for someone to help you hunt beavers (I remember dat shit)
where the fuck you do live? the backwoods of alabama?
you just provin to me you’re about as hood as my grandma
now your tryin to act all tough, all mean and scary
but the pen in your pocket’s the only weapon you carry
you said “hell no” when I said you were desperate housewives
well if that’s true, then why are you tivo’ing ‘days of our lives’
and start thinkin you’s a pimp, cause you fucked 8 chicks last week
those were hoes and you paid them, you fuckin abercrombie geek
call me genius, like the member of the Wu Tang Clan
I'm a superhero, and they call me the poon tang man
I got a new plan, whoop ya ass and call out all ya fans
ask them what they listen too, and they respond, “metal bands”
now this is a straight fuckin diss, believe it aint no sublime
only reason ya won was cause you voted for yourself 3 times
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='411681' date='Dec 20 2006, 02:18 PM']So who's gunna come at me firssst.[/quote]

[b]You don't want none of this girl, I'll crush you like a boulder
Yo' rhymes are dislocated, just like Peterson's shoulder
You think you can beat me? You silly little "Sooner"
I got hoes throwin' panties at me, like I'm an R&B crooner
This here for the big dawgs, so lil girl, whatchu tryna prove?
You aint used to city life, so ya' country ass betta move
OldSkool runs this house, we got more clout than NATO
Run fo' shelter Oklahoma girl cuz I'm coming in like a tornado
I'll pick up your trailer and land it on a forest tree
Youz betta grab your dog Toto and make out like Dorothy
My flow is like flying monkeys, they 'll rip you like a beast
They call my boy Jamie B, the "wicked pimp of the east"
Whodey and CCC have no brains and no heart but they still keep tryin'
And that buster ass BAB is just like the cowardly lion
Face it kiddies, battling OldSkool is a lost ass cause
I'm more than just a mortal man, I'm the muthafuckin Wizzard of Oz[/b]
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[quote name='ONYX' post='411827' date='Dec 20 2006, 07:38 PM'][b]You don't want none of this girl, I'll crush you like a boulder
Yo' rhymes are dislocated, just like Peterson's shoulder
You think you can beat me? You silly little "Sooner"
I got hoes throwin' panties at me, like I'm an R&B crooner
This here for the big dawgs, so lil girl, whatchu tryna prove?
You aint used to city life, so ya' country ass betta move
OldSkool runs this house, we got more clout than NATO
Run fo' shelter Oklahoma girl cuz I'm coming in like a tornado
I'll pick up your trailer and land it on a forest tree
Youz betta grab your dog Toto and make out like Dorothy
My flow is like flying monkeys, they 'll rip you like a beast
They call my boy Jamie B, the "wicked pimp of the east"
Whodey and CCC have no brains and no heart but they still keep tryin'
And that buster ass BAB is just like the cowardly lion
Face it kiddies, battling OldSkool is a lost ass cause
I'm more than just a mortal man, I'm the muthafuckin Wizzard of Oz[/b][/quote]


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Look jamie b you might think your all that
but guess whut son your about to be served dinner with spat
oldskool bitches thinkin they are the shit
but us new skoolers are about to unload a big hit
jamie's mom told him to go to the gim after work
shes just hopin that he might get a woman wit him to twerk
i may be white like wonderbread
but guess what jamie's mom still comin round to gimme that head
og may be a little to scared to rap with nu skool
but she sure as hell aint switchin sides because she know we rule
so lay off her let her sit n watch cuz we know you cant bet her
and we dont wanna see you get killed by a girl!
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='411831' date='Dec 20 2006, 07:52 PM']Look jamie b you might think your all that
but guess whut son your about to be served dinner with spat
oldskool bitches thinkin they are the shit
but us new skoolers are about to unload a big hit
jamie's mom told him to go to the gim after work
shes just hopin that he might get a woman wit him to twerk
i may be white like wonderbread
but guess what jamie's mom still comin round to gimme that head
og may be a little to scared to rap with nu skool
but she sure as hell aint switchin sides because she know we rule
so lay off her let her sit n watch cuz we know you cant bet her
and we dont wanna see you get killed by a girl![/quote]


Son you serving no one now come on
calm yo ass down you busta ass Omarion
in dis game O is da King, Im da Bishop and you just a pawn
ill take yo ass to hell like my name was spawn
my moms aint been round your needle dick
you'd give her ass herpies like Michael Vick
OG aint scared she just respect tha flow
knows we got game and that your just show
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='411817' date='Dec 20 2006, 07:05 PM']you grew up in a family similar to the Cleavers
a few months back, you was lookin for someone to help you hunt beavers (I remember dat shit)
where the fuck you do live? the backwoods of alabama?
you just provin to me you’re about as hood as my grandma
now your tryin to act all tough, all mean and scary
but the pen in your pocket’s the only weapon you carry
you said “hell no” when I said you were desperate housewives
well if that’s true, then why are you tivo’ing ‘days of our lives’
and start thinkin you’s a pimp, cause you fucked 8 chicks last week
those were hoes and you paid them, you fuckin abercrombie geek
call me genius, like the member of the Wu Tang Clan
I'm a superhero, and they call me the poon tang man
I got a new plan, whoop ya ass and call out all ya fans
ask them what they listen too, and they respond, “metal bands”
now this is a straight fuckin diss, believe it aint no sublime
only reason ya won was cause you voted for yourself 3 times[/quote]

[b]You are runnin' late for your bus son, dont forget your lunch
Your moms have so many of my kids, they call yaw the Brady Bunch
Aint from Alabama, I'm an original Ohio player
And dont hunt for beavers but I'm a big booty slayer
You must be from Virgin-town, and I bet you da mayor
Is your head still spinnin' son? Here, take some Bayer.
This aint no act bitch, Ima natural born killer
I got mo' hoes than Micheal Jackson had dancers in "Thriller"
Dude, I'm the lyrical genius, these rhymes I have mastered
My flow will make you overdose like Ol' Dirty Bastard
Don't hate because your mom bought me some Izod
Don't hate because your girl downloaded my tunes to her Ipod
When my fans see you, they just turn up they noses
Ask 'em and they'll all say I rock harder than Guns & Roses
Admit it, you're full of jealosy, aint you, little couz' ?
One day, I'll be ah "has been" but you'll always be ah "never was"[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='411838' date='Dec 20 2006, 08:24 PM'][b]You are runnin' late for your bus son, dont forget your lunch
Your moms have so many of my kids, they call yaw the Brady Bunch
Aint from Alabama, I'm an original Ohio player
And dont hunt for beavers but I'm a big booty slayer
You must be from Virgin-town, and I bet you da mayor
Is your head still spinnin' son? Here, take some Bayer.
This aint no act bitch, Ima natural born killer
I got mo' hoes than Micheal Jackson had dancers in "Thriller"
Dude, I'm the lyrical genius, these rhymes I have mastered
My flow will make you overdose like Ol' Dirty Bastard
Don't hate because your mom bought me some Izod
Don't hate because your girl downloaded my tunes to her Ipod
When my fans see you, they just turn up they noses
Ask 'em and they'll all say I rock harder than Guns & Roses
Admit it, you're full of jealosy, aint you, little couz' ?
One day, I'll be ah "has been" but you'll always be ah "never was"[/b][/quote]

Listen, I go the distance every time, my whole style is Devin Hester
fuck ya mvp’s, I’m the king, you lower than court jester
plus we got OG layin in the cut, you best not to test her
cause you know how girls react when their emotions start to fester
I aint polite motherfucker, I will hurt your feelings
when you battle me, fuck the fan, the shit gon hit the ceiling
the chips are down for your team, and the paint is peeling
ya whole style is fisherprice, cause you still 3-wheeling
motherfucker, you aint even good enough to blow me
your two-faced cause when the battle over, you hug OG
and I aint runnin for no bus, I pull up in a limousine
with new tims, blue rims, even my tints is green
that’s right, my shit pimped like a fuckin iguana
who you kidding? I run this thread, I do what I wanna
I get the females hot and sweaty like they chillin in a sauna
my main girl last name is Humpalot, her first name is Ivana
oh you a player from Ohio? Let me guess, Big Ben?
well in that case, ya game’s sloppier than them damn pig pens
and what’s this about you being in my girls headphones?
she don’t bump ya songs grandpa, ya styles older than dead bones
me and this thread go together, like Jews and big noses
Guns and Roses? Your reign is done like Moses
move on, you aint doing big things, you aint partin no seas
ya whole team is like Tarts, you gettin ‘popped’ with ease
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='411878' date='Dec 20 2006, 10:04 PM']Listen, I go the distance every time, my whole style is Devin Hester
fuck ya mvp’s, I’m the king, you lower than court jester
plus we got OG layin in the cut, you best not to test her
cause you know how girls react when their emotions start to fester
I aint polite motherfucker, I will hurt your feelings
when you battle me, fuck the fan, the shit gon hit the ceiling
the chips are down for your team, and the paint is peeling
ya whole style is fisherprice, cause you still 3-wheeling
motherfucker, you aint even good enough to blow me
your two-faced cause when the battle over, you hug OG
and I aint runnin for no bus, I pull up in a limousine
with new tims, blue rims, even my tints is green
that’s right, my shit pimped like a fuckin iguana
who you kidding? I run this thread, I do what I wanna
I get the females hot and sweaty like they chillin in a sauna
my main girl last name is Humpalot, her first name is Ivana
oh you a player from Ohio? Let me guess, Big Ben?
well in that case, ya game’s sloppier than them damn pig pens
and what’s this about you being in my girls headphones?
she don’t bump ya songs grandpa, ya styles older than dead bones
me and this thread go together, like Jews and big noses
Guns and Roses? Your reign is done like Moses
move on, you aint doing big things, you aint partin no seas
ya whole team is like Tarts, you gettin ‘popped’ with ease[/quote]

[b]The only way you king, punk, is in your effin' dreams
I'm a Super Bowl quarterback while you play special-teams
Yeah, yaw got OG but she 's young and don't know any betta
In a couple of years, she'll be down wit OldSkool, cuz we got the cheddah
No, you're not polite, but you aint that smart either
So give it up son, you aint beating me, go take a breather
This aint no battle boy, this is hell and you catchin' it
And the only thing peeling is my back, cuz your girl is scratchin' it
Nah my name aint Fischer Price but I got magic like Willy Wonka
I'm rollin' in ah black chromed Hummer and your style is Tonka
I got faces of death, your perscription is filled, come get your medicine
Yeah I'll hug OG, cause underneath the exterior, Ima true gentleman
Dontchu know, I've had girls lookin like Mariah, wanting to be my wife
Good thing your tint is green, because it fits your sex life
Stop it, cuz ya gettin on my last nerves, dont make me go psycho
You aint no iguana, you that gay little green lizzard on Geico
Oh by the way, ask your girl if she's recieved my flowers
You aint met no Ivana, you goofy as fuck, just like Austin Powers
And yeah Im up in your girl's headphones, that among other things
Scored so many times with her, got drafted by the Sacramneto Kings
OldSkool may be like Pop Tarts, but we scramble your mom's eggs
And no I can't part the Red Sea, but I've parted your baby girl's legs.[/b]
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='411834' date='Dec 20 2006, 08:07 PM']Son you serving no one now come on
calm yo ass down you busta ass Omarion
in dis game O is da King, Im da Bishop and you just a pawn
ill take yo ass to hell like my name was spawn
my moms aint been round your needle dick
you'd give her ass herpies like Michael Vick
OG aint scared she just respect tha flow
knows we got game and that your just show[/quote]


Jamie i respect the try i really do
but please man step down before you hear dem boos
you think you bringin all da game but its all lame
and you not knowin your shits weak is a damn shame
so you best go look up some new rhymes
before you spittin at me becomes a fuckin crime
So you better just bring some new shit before we all go insane
Or we'll have you locked up quicker than saddam hussein
You say O is da king right?
Well we just overthrew his ass cuz dat shit was outta sight.
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='412059' date='Dec 21 2006, 11:44 AM']Jamie i respect the try i really do
but please man step down before you hear dem boos
you think you bringin all da game but its all lame
and you not knowin your shits weak is a damn shame
so you best go look up some new rhymes
before you spittin at me becomes a fuckin crime
So you better just bring some new shit before we all go insane
Or we'll have you locked up quicker than saddam hussein
You say O is da king right?
Well we just overthrew his ass cuz dat shit was outta sight.[/quote]

Try? please you get my B game
boos nothing panties drop when they hear my name
ask yo moms when Im done a woman is never the same
turn tha trick out now tha hoe is tame
and I aint lookin up shit this is top of tha dome
it keeps da hoes coming at tha mouth they foam
only crime is your flow should have stayed at home
old school still runnin this we wolnt fall like rome
and you can talk about insane and wear the straight jacket
but son please you dont even belong in this bracket
so shut ya damn mouth stop making that racket
you aint lockin up shit disrepect us again and that mouth ima smack it
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='412059' date='Dec 21 2006, 11:44 AM']Jamie i respect the try i really do
but please man step down before you hear dem boos
you think you bringin all da game but its all lame
and you not knowin your shits weak is a damn shame
so you best go look up some new rhymes
before you spittin at me becomes a fuckin crime
So you better just bring some new shit before we all go insane
Or we'll have you locked up quicker than saddam hussein
You say O is da king right?
Well we just overthrew his ass cuz dat shit was outta sight.[/quote]

[b]Your rhymes suck so bad I shouldn't even bother
But I think you betta respect Jamie B cuz he might be yo' father
I feel bad for him cuz having a son like you is really quite pathetic
You just prove that having rhyming skills aint always genetic
Wilkes, I should call you Rumpke cuz yo' words sound like trash
Now I understand why your computer wanted to crash
Really, you should call for backup cuz you can't do this by yourself
Or you'll learn the hard way fuckin wit OldSchool is bad fo' ya health
Yes you are insane but this my assylum and I am the warden
I'm working on a cure so you'll stop wanting to sleep with Jeff Gordon
Oldschool some real pimps cuz we got hoes from here to Madagascar
You're out of your element son, just stick with watchin' NASCAR[/b]
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[quote name='ONYX' post='412157' date='Dec 21 2006, 02:09 PM'][b]Your rhymes suck so bad I shouldn't even bother
But I think you betta respect Jamie B cuz he might be yo' father
I feel bad for him cuz having a son like you is really quite pathetic
You just prove that having rhyming skills aint always genetic
Wilkes, I should call you Rupke cuz yo' words sound like trash
Now I understand why your computer wanted to crash
Really, you should call for backup cuz you can't do this by yourself
Or you'll learn the hard way fuckin wit OldSchool is bad fo' ya health
Yes you are insane but this my assylum and I am the warden
I'm working on a cure so you'll stop wanting to sleep with Jeff Gordon
Oldschool some real pimps cuz we got hoes from here to Madagascar
You're out of your element son, just stick with watchin' NASCAR[/b][/quote]

I give that 4 Afropic's

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[b]Chapter 1

I woke up one morning next to Wilkes mom
said baby can i get some eggs, milk, and a cinabon
she said ill make it for you ill be right back
so i went to the bathroom and had to scratch my nutsack
i though why is it that my balls itch like this?
then i thought i forgot my condom and im gettin pissed
she comes back in and says baby heres your eggs
and I said beotch what the hell you got going on between your leggs
she said baby i love you but dont get but dont get the wrong idea
before you i was with a lot of guys and now I got Gonorrhea ....Gonorrhea ...Gonorrhea ...[/b]
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[b]Chapter 2

I said I cant belive this hoe gave me the clap that shit aint right
and what's this talk about love I just met you last night
paid 50 bucks to watch you dance on that pole
got a little drunk and though hey its just a hole
she said but baby you said you loved me
and I said I said that so on your face I could pee
she said so you were just a liar
and I said that makes two of us and now my balls are on fire
she said what do you think im stupid and need hooked on phonics
so she opened the closet door and there stood my boy Onyx.... Onyx..... Onyx[/b]
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='411332' date='Dec 19 2006, 10:44 PM']Mayne forget tha radio, Ill make my own Sirius
Its called drop a two piece bone till u go delirious
My flow's mysterious cause when I spit u gone
Oh n dont worry, Chamillion's lovin my song
My stack get long when I hit ya crib
Cause ya girl's payin me 2 go n stick
My big game up inside tha trick
But when I kick, her ass out tha do'
She bettin her life includin ya whole bank roll
On this kid, cause my flow dont quit
Call me dirty deeds, when Im done she sick[/quote]
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[b][i]Been around the world and I, I.....I can't find Whodey
I dont know and I dont know why..why he ran away
He must by making music on his..... "Hello Kitty" radio
Can't believe he's going out like a lil hoe....oh hellz no[/i]

[size=3]You betta stay hid If you wanna survive
I feel like NFL Network cuz I'm askin' "where you at 85?"
You dunn went out like a hoe, aint this a bitch?
Right when I'm droppin' lyrics at a fever's pitch
I got yo' mama in that thong like she's Brazilian
Now come take this ass whoopin' like a man, you fake Chamillion[/size]

[i]Been around the world and I, I.....I can't find Whodey
I dont know and I dont know why..why he ran away
He must by making music on his..... "Hello Kitty" radio
Can't believe he's going out like a hoe....oh hellz no[/i]

[size=3]Where you hiding at son, come crawl from under yo' rock
Guess you cant believe I'm even betta, you must be in shock
Last battle of the year an I'm goin' out wit a bang
Me and Jamie B are clockin' you hoes like a 2 man gang
I'm makin' freestyle history, my lyrics will burn up da shelve
Ask yo' boo to stop callin' me, I'm flattered but da girl just twelve[/size]

[i]Been around the world and I, I.....I can't find Whodey
I dont know and I dont know why..why he ran away
He must by making music on his..... "Hello Kitty" radio
Can't believe he's going out like a hoe....oh hellz no[/i]

[size=3]I'm calling you out hoe, so whats it gonna be?
Are you gonna run or show some muhfukkin dignity?
Damn, I know you wanna chill with yur girl and spend time wit her
But the girl just ten, cant you get a baby sitter?
I'm about to win my fourth MVP and I want you to witness
Drop your girl at daycare and come handle your business[/size]

[i]Been around the world and I, I.....I can't find Whodey
I dont know and I dont know why..why he ran away
He must by making music on his..... "Hello Kitty" radio
Can't believe he's going out like a hoe....oh hellz no[/i][/b]
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[b]Chapter 1

I woke up one morning next to Wilkes mom
said baby can i get some eggs, milk, and a cinabon
she said ill make it for you ill be right back
so i went to the bathroom and had to scratch my nutsack
i though why is it that my balls itch like this?
then i thought i forgot my condom and im gettin pissed
she comes back in and says baby heres your eggs
and I said beotch what the hell you got going on between your leggs
she said baby i love you but dont get but dont get the wrong idea
before you i was with a lot of guys and now I got Gonorrhea ....Gonorrhea ...Gonorrhea ...[/b][/quote]


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[b]Chapter 2

I said I cant belive this hoe gave me the clap that shit aint right
and what's this talk about love I just met you last night
paid 50 bucks to watch you dance on that pole
got a little drunk and though hey its just a hole
she said but baby you said you loved me
and I said I said that so on your face I could pee
she said so you were just a liar
and I said that makes two of us and now my balls are on fire
she said what do you think im stupid and need hooked on phonics
so she opened the closet door and there stood my boy sneaky.... sneaky..... sneaky[/b][/quote]

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[quote name='sneaky' post='411893' date='Dec 20 2006, 10:51 PM'][b]The only way you king, punk, is in your effin' dreams
I'm a Super Bowl quarterback while you play special-teams
Yeah, yaw got OG but she 's young and don't know any betta
In a couple of years, she'll be down wit OldSkool, cuz we got the cheddah
No, you're not polite, but you aint that smart either
So give it up son, you aint beating me, go take a breather
This aint no battle boy, this is hell and you catchin' it
And the only thing peeling is my back, cuz your girl is scratchin' it
Nah my name aint Fischer Price but I got magic like Willy Wonka
I'm rollin' in ah black chromed Hummer and your style is Tonka
I got faces of death, your perscription is filled, come get your medicine
Yeah I'll hug OG, cause underneath the exterior, Ima true gentleman
Dontchu know, I've had girls lookin like Mariah, wanting to be my wife
Good thing your tint is green, because it fits your sex life
Stop it, cuz ya gettin on my last nerves, dont make me go psycho
You aint no iguana, you that gay little green lizzard on Geico
Oh by the way, ask your girl if she's recieved my flowers
You aint met no Ivana, you goofy as fuck, just like Austin Powers
And yeah Im up in your girl's headphones, that among other things
Scored so many times with her, got drafted by the Sacramneto Kings
OldSkool may be like Pop Tarts, but we scramble your mom's eggs
And no I can't part the Red Sea, but I've parted your baby girl's legs.[/b][/quote]


I’m like a kid’s dick with no porn, I’m unbeatable
you’ll ripped and torn, your team is very much defeatable
despite the fact that ya record shows no losses
our skills are coming at ya faster than Randy Moss’s
you and Jamie are featherweights, my whole crew is bosses
and for those wondering, it’s Jamie’s salad that sneaky tosses
Brett Favre a real 3 time mvp, you just a fraud
like that movie with the shark, you about to get jawed
all your shit talk, big talk, I’m so slick talk
is the equivilent of 10 year old white kid doin da crip walk
you’re phony homie, you’re not authentic
I just bought a yacht that, you couldn’t afford to rent it
you’re down to your last 2 quarters, like the head of g-unit
you trying to deflate my career, but I’m gonna balloon it
know what I’m saying? I’ma blow up real big
you a nicatine addict, who’s down to his last cig
I’m God like, you could never match my angel ways
you aint tough, that’s a lie, you bake pies with Rachel Ray
that aint a sexual metaphor, I mean you really bake pies
cause on the low, I know, you don’t really hate guys
you like em big in the pants, and real thick in the thighs
you got a male stripper to pop out ya birthday cake and yell Surprise!
and you thought this would be easy, like pin the tail on the donkey
I got moves like Usher, you shake your stupid ass like a monkey
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[b]Chapter 3

I said you hoe I already knew he was there
Who the hell do you think videotaped your ass up in the air
you see my and my boy been runnin this little scam
now were gonna put your shit on the internet and make a couple grand
she said i have to break you some bad news
i got my own porn site getting all kinds of views
i said what do you mean as i lit a cigarette
she said you can see me at i take it in the pooper dot net .....net...... net[/b]
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='412322' date='Dec 21 2006, 07:21 PM']I’m like a kid’s dick with no porn, I’m unbeatable
you’ll ripped and torn, your team is very much defeatable
despite the fact that ya record shows no losses
our skills are coming at ya faster than Randy Moss’s
you and Jamie are featherweights, my whole crew is bosses
and for those wondering, it’s Jamie’s salad that sneaky tosses
Brett Favre a real 3 time mvp, you just a fraud
like that movie with the shark, you about to get jawed
all your shit talk, big talk, I’m so slick talk
is the equivilent of 10 year old white kid doin da crip walk
you’re phony homie, you’re not authentic
I just bought a yacht that, you couldn’t afford to rent it
you’re down to your last 2 quarters, like the head of g-unit
you trying to deflate my career, but I’m gonna balloon it
know what I’m saying? I’ma blow up real big
you a nicatine addict, who’s down to his last cig
I’m God like, you could never match my angel ways
you aint tough, that’s a lie, you bake pies with Rachel Ray
that aint a sexual metaphor, I mean you really bake pies
cause on the low, I know, you don’t really hate guys
you like em big in the pants, and real thick in the thighs
you got a male stripper to pop out ya birthday cake and yell Surprise!
and you thought this would be easy, like pin the tail on the donkey
I got moves like Usher, you shake your stupid ass like a monkey[/quote]

[b]Comparing yourself to a child's crotch? yeah, nice work genius [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
You'll soon go away just like the lipstick ya' mom leaves on my penis
I'm perfect like the '72 Dolphins, no one can ever match
I throw lyrical bombs like Dan Marino, while you rhyme like Charlie Batch
OldSchool is some big timers and NuSkool is just a bunch of brats
Say you Randy Moss huh? Have you seen this years' stats
Jamie B and me are heavyweights and championship defenders
You and all your silly little friends are just some young ass pretenders
Fine, dont respect my authority but ya' moms does what the O says
And no that aint chocolate milk on her lips, thats that dirty Sanchez
Ya' moms and me need some quality time, so please, go out and spray paint walls
Speakin' of Crips, I think you should join because they match the color of your balls
Damn! did you cut the cheese? Cause your rhymes smell like someone farted
How can I deflate your career kid ? Especially when it hasn't started
Uhmmm son, it looks like your losing here, I thought you read the memos?
Ima addict, but it aint nicotine ya sees, cuz peeps like your mom and meez are called nymphos
But you dont understand, the thought of you kissing a girl is just too frightening
Next time you compare yourself to God CCC, I hope you get hit by lightning
Yeah I've seen that Rachel Ray, and I think she's a cutie
Gay guys like you watch her apple pies but real pimps check out that booty
Why you wanna go toe to toe wit me, dontchu think it's a big gamble?
And you dont move like Usher cuz you swing like Tevin Campbell[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='412352' date='Dec 21 2006, 08:36 PM'][b]Comparing yourself to a child's crotch? yeah, nice work genius [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img]
You'll soon go away just like the lipstick ya' mom leaves on my penis
I'm perfect like the '72 Dolphins, no one can ever match
I throw lyrical bombs like Dan Marino, while you rhyme like Charlie Batch
OldSchool is some big timers and NuSkool is just a bunch of brats
Say you Randy Moss huh? Have you seen this years' stats
Jamie B and me are heavyweights and championship defenders
You and all your silly little friends are just some young ass pretenders
Fine, dont respect my authority but ya' moms does what the O says
And no that aint chocolate milk on her lips, thats that dirty Sanchez
Ya' moms and me need some quality time, so please, go out and spray paint walls
Speakin' of Crips, I think you should join because they match the color of your balls
Damn! did you cut the cheese? Cause your rhymes smell like someone farted
How can I deflate your career kid ? Especially when it hasn't started
Uhmmm son, it looks like your losing here, I thought you read the memos?
Ima addict, but it aint nicotine ya sees, cuz peeps like your mom and meez are called nymphos
But you dont understand, the thought of you kissing a girl is just too frightening
Next time you compare yourself to God CCC, I hope you get hit by lightning
Yeah I've seen that Rachel Ray, and I think she's a cutie
Gay guys like you watch her apple pies but real pimps check out that booty
Why you wanna go toe to toe wit me, dontchu think it's a big gamble?
And you dont move like Usher cuz you swing like Tevin Campbell[/b][/quote]

you and your team’s death is innevitable, just like Osama
I’m been on the come-up for a while, like Barock Obama
you old and frail, like the bones of the Dalai Llama
i’m so far ahead of you, before your birth, I met your mama
hold up, I’ll give you a minute to comprehend that last bar
you’ll never catch up to me, like a dog chasin a fast car
I watch real sports homie, you watch fuckin Nascar
and why are you “rushin” to win? ya reign’s done like their past czar
you a g-string diva, you a black male stripper
you one lonely star in the sky, I’m the big dipper
and yeah there’s lipstick on ya dick, from ya fathers lips
not to mention you slipped ruffies in the drink that Jamie sips
you are like the ‘72 dolphins, past tense and no one cares about you
I’m like Roger Clemens in his prime, cause I’m about to out you
callin me a brat? son that shit is elementary
considering I’m more skilled, it’s understandable you resent me
I aint no pretender, so stop kidding youself
I’ll fuck up ya whole life, I’ll start with your wealth
and when i’m done robbin you, bitch I’ma fuck up ya health
I’m a come out of nowhere to win this, my tactic is stealth
what you know about a dirty sanchez, you dirty bastard?
you old like film projectors, I’m digitally re-mastered
and this battle might be gamble, like the panther’s corner
but you know what? fuck tarts, you gonna get ‘popped’ like warner
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='412391' date='Dec 21 2006, 11:11 PM']you and your team’s death is innevitable, just like Osama
I’m been on the come-up for a while, like Barock Obama
you old and frail, like the bones of the Dalai Llama
i’m so far ahead of you, before your birth, I met your mama
hold up, I’ll give you a minute to comprehend that last bar
you’ll never catch up to me, like a dog chasin a fast car
I watch real sports homie, you watch fuckin Nascar
and why are you “rushin” to win? ya reign’s done like their past czar
you a g-string diva, you a black male stripper
you one lonely star in the sky, I’m the big dipper
and yeah there’s lipstick on ya dick, from ya fathers lips
not to mention you slipped ruffies in the drink that Jamie sips
you are like the ‘72 dolphins, past tense and no one cares about you
I’m like Roger Clemens in his prime, cause I’m about to out you
callin me a brat? son that shit is elementary
considering I’m more skilled, it’s understandable you resent me
I aint no pretender, so stop kidding youself
I’ll fuck up ya whole life, I’ll start with your wealth
and when i’m done robbin you, bitch I’ma fuck up ya health
I’m a come out of nowhere to win this, my tactic is stealth
what you know about a dirty sanchez, you dirty bastard?
you old like film projectors, I’m digitally re-mastered
and this battle might be gamble, like the panther’s corner
but you know what? fuck tarts, you gonna get ‘popped’ like warner[/quote]

[b]I give you ah D fer execution and fer effort, maybe ah C plus
But just like Osama, you aint neva catching us
I'm the Barock, because three times I've been elected
Like the Dalai Lama in Tibet, yo' ass is been rejected
I was there when you were born, made ya' mom break water
Then went "Back to the Future" and knocked up yo' daughter
Fool, I'd neva chase a wanksta, you aint worthwhile
I'm a K-9 alright, cause I give ya girl doggystyle
Hoes pay to see me, no g-strings attached, I wear ah tuxedo
Got pictures of your girl slippin benjamins in my black speedo
And yes I'm a star, but you aint even a comet
Yo' rhymes are so disgustin people wanna vomit
I'm warning you son, messin wit me, you'll end up slain
That ruffie was in yo' mamas drink, cuz me and Jamie B ran train
Man shut up, you aint Clemons, you aint no "Rocket"
You just a wet punk with a finger in da electric socket
"You're more skilled" ? fuckin pleeeze, I beg yur pardon
Compared to me yo' shit sounds like kindergarten
At least I have wealth in which you could try to fuck
I'd do the same to you, but yer broke, so no such luck
The only place you came from is under ah rock
And yeah bitch, ya' mom still puttin more lipstick on my cock
I'm winning this round, thats my destiny and mission
You may be digitally re-mastered, but the O is in high definition[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='411827' date='Dec 20 2006, 08:38 PM'][b]You don't want none of this girl, I'll crush you like a boulder
Yo' rhymes are dislocated, just like Peterson's shoulder
You think you can beat me? You silly little "Sooner"
I got hoes throwin' panties at me, like I'm an R&B crooner
This here for the big dawgs, so lil girl, whatchu tryna prove?
You aint used to city life, so ya' country ass betta move
OldSkool runs this house, we got more clout than NATO
Run fo' shelter Oklahoma girl cuz I'm coming in like a tornado
I'll pick up your trailer and land it on a forest tree
Youz betta grab your dog Toto and make out like Dorothy
My flow is like flying monkeys, they 'll rip you like a beast
They call my boy Jamie B, the "wicked pimp of the east"
Whodey and CCC have no brains and no heart but they still keep tryin'
And that buster ass BAB is just like the cowardly lion
Face it kiddies, battling OldSkool is a lost ass cause
I'm more than just a mortal man, I'm the muthafuckin Wizzard of Oz[/b][/quote]

Im about to knock you down like that wall in Berlin.
Because The only panties thrown at you are from a senior citizen.
Plus Your so small maybe you should get some of that Enzyte.
& Peterson broke his collar bone, so how bout you get it right.
My rymes are like water for you cus they'll make your ass melt.
So now hang on for the ride and fasten that seat belt.
You call yourslef the wizard, but not even magic could help your flow.
Watch out, cus I'll come in and surprise you like Oklahoma snow.
I'll have you talkin to your shoes sayin "there's no place like home"..
My rymes be runnin through your head just like a comb
Get ready Im back and it's all goin to change this time around
I don't need shelter, but maybe you should get like Osama, & hide ungerground.
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