BENGALS666 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 [url="http://jeanoroid.com/fried-chicken.mp3"]FRIED CHICKEN - That's how I roll, yo...[/url] I love fried chicken it's as simple as that I gotta git my greasy fingers on a three piece snack I'm spinnin around just like a headless cluck and I'm runnin down chickens in my pickup truck A chikkin-chowin pollo party's on my mind A crispy little finger flapper just in time I gotta have a tasty chicken bucket you don't understand cause I'm the chikkin pickin finger licking King of Siam it's 14 miles to the Colenol's place I'm a runnin out of chikkin and I'm losin pace Original, crispy, spicy - it don't matter as long as it's a tasty chikkin dipped in batter Chikkin frik-i-fried till it's golden brown I take a dozen tasty chikkins and I choke em down Everytime I chow a chikkin I go chikkin wild cause I'm a pedigreed Tennesee chikkin chowin child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColorChanginClique Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='516356' date='Jul 26 2007, 12:54 AM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Here I am, did you miss me a lot? Ahhh thats sweet....... too bad I don't give you a second thought I was gone working with somethin' bigger than China Not a business trip, just your mom's old vagina Shit wasn't very tight and was kind of loose and sticky But when you get my age, you learn to be not as picky Your mom aint bad lookin', hell, we all have our flaws Im just glad the hoe dun gone through her menopause Because thats the last thing I need, heavens forbid You dont need no sibling and I dont need no kid But ya' mom should be home shortly, dont be distraught She'll have a runny nose tho, but that shit aint snot And yes, I do have a crack habit, I hope it dont last It aint the pipe I'm hittin, its the crack of your girls ass She's a closet freak, but in public she acts like a teen nun But behind closed doors, that girl can suck a mean one Just turned 18, kinda cute but no Lindsey She aint that bright but always down for a fuck frenzy Anyway, I'm here bitch, now what you got to say? Yo' rhymes are unworthy to be replied to every muh-fuckin' day Cause they are cluttered and clumsy, you a lyrical klutz They just drain my patience like ya mom drains my nutz [/b][/color][/quote] If you really the player you think you are, then I’m the fuckin dalai lama Yet all you got is yo momma jokes, you fuckin wilmer valderamma You the definition of a pussy, so easy to make you bleed And ya fans can vote, but they obviously can’t read Each of my balls the same size as them eggs from emu’s I dead ya ass so bad the kid in sixth sense wont see you Real soon I’m a have ya callin 911 like reno yeah this battle is a gamble and I own the casino Watch what you say cause I aint gonna ignore ya Tatted up wit triple sixes, i’ll pop ya colla for ya You aint servin me nothin, like a laid off waiter We ran train on ya bitch, I floored her (florida) like gator I’ll turn you black and blue like the team that play in carolina And when I’m done sherlock holmes wont be able to find ya Ya bars make me lose interest like a bad stock tip Like the front of a plane ya mouth is a cock pit A good ghostwriter is some shit you be needin Cause the best part of ya rhymes is when I get done readin You and jamie is some bitches, watch me defeat ya’ll Ya shit is played out like a fuckin game of street ball And you might have more mvps than me But you aint got the talent to get chicks on they knees like me Like an ambidextrious batter, you swing both ways You love that creamy white shit, and I aint talkin mayonaisse You winnin a fourth time? That shit just aint happenin Betta chance finding a crowd of paraplegics clappin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 come on sneaky let's get some interracial rapping going... me vs. you mister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='517325' date='Jul 27 2007, 09:16 AM']come on sneaky let's get some interracial rapping going... me vs. you mister.[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]You dont want none of this, Miss Daisy. My rhymes will chain you to a furnance.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='517332' date='Jul 27 2007, 09:31 AM'][color="#FF0000"][b]You dont want none of this, Miss Daisy. My rhymes will chain you to a furnance.[/b][/color][/quote] oh i think i'm ready. and there will be no furnace. your rhymes are as hot as my little sister's easy bake oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='517334' date='Jul 27 2007, 09:44 AM']oh i think i'm ready. and there will be no furnace. your rhymes are as hot as my little sister's easy bake oven.[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]girl, do you know who you messin wit? im sneaky the great" my rhymes will upset you like Boise State and just like the Sooners youz about to choke and just like Peterson's collarbone youz about to get broke[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='517384' date='Jul 27 2007, 10:50 AM'][color="#FF0000"][b]girl, do you know who you messin wit? im sneaky the great" my rhymes will upset you like Boise State and just like the Sooners youz about to choke and just like Peterson's collarbone youz about to get broke[/b][/color][/quote] That's it an 7-liner? Pff. sneaky my love you've made a mistake these things you call rhymes just make my head ache hey at least with boise state it was a close game the 41-14 massacre of the 07 championship puts your OSU to shame you thing your the best you must be on coke and petersons collar isnt the only thing that's broke at least as senior citizen you'll be gettin a tax break your rhymes are as watered down as the great salt lake so shake yourself off and try again cus this is the first play of the game and your the ankle of ted ginn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENGALS666 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I wrote rhymes in tha 2nd grade They gave me milk but I never got paid Humpty Dumpty, tha man in tha moon We all took a nap when tha clock struck noon Now there’s rhymes by grown-ass men Getting paid mo money than I could spend Big swingin chains and big ass rocks Mo gold in they rack than they got in Fort Knox My school’s so old that we had to dip our pens And granny peed herself – they didn’t have Depends But our rhymes was fresh and they was so clean We was the crusty granddadies of the Rappin-scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='517401' date='Jul 27 2007, 11:16 AM']That's it an 7-liner? Pff. sneaky my love you've made a mistake these things you call rhymes just make my head ache hey at least with boise state it was a close game the 41-14 massacre of the 07 championship puts your OSU to shame you thing your the best you must be on coke and petersons collar isnt the only thing that's broke at least as senior citizen you'll be gettin a tax break your rhymes are as watered down as the great salt lake so shake yourself off and try again cus this is the first play of the game and your the ankle of ted ginn[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Betta mind your manners kid, cause I mean business Dont make me put the smackdown on Ms. effin Dennis Yeah we got beat bad, but we lost to number 2 At least we didn't lose to a team that has turf the color blue Last year we made it to the championship and this year we'll be back I bet the Buckeyes wouldn't lose to a team from the WAC Your team lost to Boise, the home of the potato They ran over Oklahoma like a big ass tornado You aint beatin' me sweetie, Im the king cause I said so Your rhymes are cute but kind of gay like Drew Bledsoe You cant back up your claims lil girl, you have no collateral Just when you think you got the O beat, he calls the "hook 'n lateral"[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='517462' date='Jul 27 2007, 01:18 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Betta mind your manners kid, cause I mean business Dont make me put the smackdown on Ms. effin Dennis Yeah we got beat bad, but we lost to number 2 At least we didn't lose to a team that has turf the color blue Last year we made it to the championship and this year we'll be back I bet the Buckeyes wouldn't lose to a team from the WAC Your team lost to Boise, the home of the potato They ran over Oklahoma like a big ass tornado You aint beatin' me sweetie, Im the king cause I said so Your rhymes are cute but kind of gay like Drew Bledsoe You cant back up your claims lil girl, you have no collateral Just when you think you got the O beat, he calls the "hook 'n lateral"[/b][/color][/quote] sneaky sit in your computer chair and pay attention you hear? i think it's about time to give you your annual pap smear why dont you call in some reinforcements or you may get hurt but before they get here make sure to take off the panties and the skirt You may have called the hook 'n lateral, but your ass has been sacked there's nothing you can do but absorb the impact so listen up good mister MVP i'm tearin your ass up like a tornado's debris because i dont think drew bledsoe is the one who is queer here i saw the website: onyxtakesituptherear you arn't the king so don't kid yourself baby boy when it comes down to it you choke up just like your man Troy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='517559' date='Jul 27 2007, 03:57 PM']sneaky sit in your computer chair and pay attention you hear? i think it's about time to give you your annual pap smear why dont you call in some reinforcements or you may get hurt but before they get here make sure to take off the panties and the skirt You may have called the hook 'n lateral, but your ass has been sacked there's nothing you can do but absorb the impact so listen up good mister MVP i'm tearin your ass up like a tornado's debris because i dont think drew bledsoe is the one who is queer here i saw the website: onyxtakesituptherear you arn't the king so don't kid yourself baby boy when it comes down to it you choke up just like your man Troy[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Ok, I see how it is, off with the kiddie gloves. Im gonna have to destroy you like your two friends. Battlin me your body will end up outlined in chalk Takin off skirts an panties? Girl, you really shouldn't talk You only 17 but got over hundred thousand miles on the road You've seen more DNA than a CSI episode It's cool tho, I still love you. Your issues will be dealt In the meantime, Uncle sneaky will just buy you a chastity belt This is funny, your team is Oklahoma but you rhyme like Baylor Keepon talkin' that trash, the big bad wolf will blow down your trailer And yeah my boy Troy choked but at least he got drafted What happened to Rhett? Because OU got shafted See baby girl, steppin to me is like steppin to a rhino After I get through wit you, I suggest you see your gyno[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|schotzee| Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='517559' date='Jul 27 2007, 03:57 PM']sneaky sit in your computer chair and pay attention you hear? i think it's about time to give you your annual pap smear why dont you call in some reinforcements or you may get hurt but before they get here make sure to take off the panties and the skirt You may have called the hook 'n lateral, but your ass has been sacked there's nothing you can do but absorb the impact so listen up good mister MVP i'm tearin your ass up like a tornado's debris [b]because i dont think drew bledsoe is the one who is queer here i saw the website: onyxtakesituptherear[/b] you arn't the king so don't kid yourself baby boy when it comes down to it you choke up just like your man Troy[/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I don't normally read these,but boy that was pretty good OG,especially that part [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Sorry sneaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='schotzee' post='517620' date='Jul 27 2007, 05:32 PM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I don't normally read these,but boy that was pretty good OG,especially that part [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Sorry sneaky [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|schotzee| Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='517623' date='Jul 27 2007, 05:34 PM'][/quote] Yours are good too,but that one really got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='517601' date='Jul 27 2007, 04:54 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Ok, I see how it is, off with the kiddie gloves. Im gonna have to destroy you like your two friends. Battlin me your body will end up outlined in chalk Takin off skirts an panties? Girl, you really shouldn't talk You only 17 but got over hundred thousand miles on the road You've seen more DNA than a CSI episode It's cool tho, I still love you. Your issues will be dealt In the meantime, Uncle sneaky will just buy you a chastity belt This is funny, your team is Oklahoma but you rhyme like Baylor Keepon talkin' that trash, the big bad wolf will blow down your trailer And yeah my boy Troy choked but at least he got drafted What happened to Rhett? Because OU got shafted See baby girl, steppin to me is like steppin to a rhino After I get through wit you, I suggest you see your gyno[/b][/color][/quote] I dont know what's gayer that rhyme or Lance Bass Does it hurt when Ben Roethlisberger sticks it in your ass? and sneaky once you back up your threats then we'll talk Meanwhile i'm about to give your pussy ass Toxic Shock Did you ever read the whole story of little red riding hood incase you didnt let me fill you in on it if i could the big bad wolf gets killed in the end kinda sounds a little like this battle with you my friend you and the big bad wolf have a lot in common you see the only girl the big bad wolf could eat was an old granny troy may have got drafted but he wont see playing time your quaterback sucks just like the punchlines in your rhyme keep tryin to beat me sneaky there is no way you can see i'm bomb...and your ass is afghanistan [quote name='schotzee' post='517620' date='Jul 27 2007, 05:32 PM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] I don't normally read these,but boy that was pretty good OG,especially that part [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Sorry sneaky [/quote] thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='518158' date='Jul 28 2007, 04:34 PM']I dont know what's gayer that rhyme or Lance Bass Does it hurt when Ben Roethlisberger sticks it in your ass? and sneaky once you back up your threats then we'll talk Meanwhile i'm about to give your pussy ass Toxic Shock Did you ever read the whole story of little red riding hood incase you didnt let me fill you in on it if i could the big bad wolf gets killed in the end kinda sounds a little like this battle with you my friend you and the big bad wolf have a lot in common you see the only girl the big bad wolf could eat was an old granny troy may have got drafted but he wont see playing time your quaterback sucks just like the punchlines in your rhyme keep tryin to beat me sneaky there is no way you can see i'm bomb...and your ass is afghanistan[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Your rhymes are past due and they about to get foreclosed Did you get jealous when Ian Johnson proposed? Dont you feel silly your boy is Adrian? At least that cheerleader's man knows how to win And that Roethlisberger line was pretty damn weak Cause we all know you after that game, you were Jared Zabransky's freak Girl, keep on talkin shit, Im gonna rip out your tongue I'll pimp yo' ass to some Cornhuskers and then maybe Vince Young Yeah, I'm the big bad wolf and I ate me some granny But it's all good cause that old girl had damn good punanni Do you think I'm the MVP for nothin? Girl you must have forgotten You the twin towers and I'm Osama Bin Laden I'm invincible, baby girl, you aint stoppin me Cause it'll be cold day in hell before I lose to someone who sits down to pee[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='518185' date='Jul 28 2007, 05:34 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Your rhymes are past due and they about to get foreclosed Did you get jealous when Ian Johnson proposed? Dont you feel silly your boy is Adrian? At least that cheerleader's man knows how to win And that Roethlisberger line was pretty damn weak Cause we all know you after that game, you were Jared Zabransky's freak Girl, keep on talkin shit, Im gonna rip out your tongue I'll pimp yo' ass to some Cornhuskers and then maybe Vince Young Yeah, I'm the big bad wolf and I ate me some granny But it's all good cause that old girl had damn good punanni Do you think I'm the MVP for nothin? Girl you must have forgotten You the twin towers and I'm Osama Bin Laden I'm invincible, baby girl, you aint stoppin me Cause it'll be cold day in hell before I lose to someone who sits down to pee[/b][/color][/quote] Okay "Osama" your attempts at rhyming just crack me up you might wanna cover your nuts or put on a cup because now it's time to show my A game while i'm out havin fun your sittin at home on AIM rappin against teenagers and bragging about your MVP titles you know your about as manly as my little sister's ballet recitals now it makes sense about those marks on your dick and right underneath that's not from rough sex, it's from granny's false teeth your about as hardcore as the easter bunny and you rap about as good as Cher and Sunny Oh i was just watching the weather channel by the way and i thought you'd like to know 32 degrees is the high in hell today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [color="#FF0000"][b]It's been kind of busy today here at work. So I havn't had the time to respond, but you will pay for your disrespectful words, princess.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='518441' date='Jul 29 2007, 01:59 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]It's been kind of busy today here at work. So I havn't had the time to respond, but you will pay for your disrespectful words, princess.[/b][/color] [/quote] lol how come no one else wants a piece of this? im just that intimidating i guess. [color="#FF8C00"][b][size=5]RAWR![/size][/b][/color] step up little boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='518442' date='Jul 29 2007, 02:08 PM']lol how come no one else wants a piece of this? im just that intimidating i guess. [color="#FF8C00"][b][size=5]RAWR![/size][/b][/color] step up little boys. [/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Because you have the cooties.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='518443' date='Jul 29 2007, 02:11 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Because you have the cooties.[/b][/color][/quote] yah, but i have the good kind. so. don't be hatin'. i think your angry because you're losing. [b][size=5]MUHAHAH![/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='518445' date='Jul 29 2007, 02:14 PM']yah, but i have the good kind. so. don't be hatin'. i think your angry because you're losing. [b][size=5]MUHAHAH![/size][/b][/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]Im not losing. It just takes more time to battle you than CCC and whodey 85. I can call them just about anything and talk about their moms and girlfriends and shit. With you, Im a little more tactful and not as crude. I got to be more creative...... I can't help it, even though Im a pimp by trade, I'm still a gentleman. [/b] [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='518447' date='Jul 29 2007, 02:22 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]Im not losing. It just takes more time to battle you than CCC and whodey 85. I can call them just about anything and talk about their moms and girlfriends and shit. With you, Im a little more tactful and not as crude. I got to be more creative...... I can't help it, even though Im a pimp by trade, I'm still a gentleman. [/b] [/color][/quote] you have to admit. for a 17 year old white girl from country bumpkin oklahoma. i am not to shabby. and that last line in my last rhyme about Hell. got you. good. and yes, you are a gentelman..[size=5][color="#FF0000"]sometimes[/color][/size]..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONYX Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='518450' date='Jul 29 2007, 02:28 PM']you have to admit. for a 17 year old white girl from country bumpkin oklahoma. i am not to shabby. and that last line in my last rhyme about Hell. got you. good. and yes, you are a gentelman..[size=5][color="#FF0000"]sometimes[/color][/size].....[/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]You a very funny, witty young lady with rhyming skills. You have also debunked all my myths about white people who live on farms. But this aint over sweetie, Im gonna smoke your ass. I just got a couple things going on here at work...in and out the building all day....I will get you and CCC back this evening or tomorrow.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG_OklahomaGirl_OG Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 [quote name='sneaky' post='518453' date='Jul 29 2007, 02:42 PM'][color="#FF0000"][b]You a very funny, witty young lady with rhyming skills. You have also debunked all the my myths of white people who live on farms. But this aint over sweetie, Im gonna smoke your ass. I just got a couple things going on here at work...in and out the building all day....I will get you and CCC back this evening or tomorrow.[/b][/color][/quote] haha i think if you ever came to oklahoma you would see not everyone mates with their cousins and eats beans and cornbread while sittin round a campfire talkin about who's cattle are fatter. btw- your work doesn't pay you to sit on the comp. and rap with 17 year olds. so. [size=6][color="#0000FF"][b]GET TO WORK![/b][/color][/size] and thanks for the compliments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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