|BlackJesus| Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 [size=4][u][quote][b]Carnivore sex off the menu[/b] By REBECCA TODD 31 July 2007 From Stuff New Zealand[/u][/size] [b]No sex, please, you're a carnivore.[/b] [b]A new phenomenon in New Zealand[/b] is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme. [b]Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.[/b] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers". Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences. Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses. "It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts. One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: [b]"I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."[/b] Another Christchurch vegan said she found non-vegans attractive, but would not want to be physically close to them. [b]"I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance,"[/b] she said. Christchurch vegan Nichola Kriek has been married to her vegan husband, Hans, for nine years. She would not describe herself as vegansexual, but said it would definitely be a preference. She could understand people not wanting to get too close to non-vegan or non-vegetarians. [b]"When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals,"[/b] she said.[/quote] [b]email[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='519501' date='Jul 31 2007, 04:07 PM'][size=4][u] [b]email[/b][/quote] Well, would you have sex with a pus-imbibing milk drinker? I always wondered how those relationships would work... My brother is a chef at a country club and his vegetarian wife is a pastry chef at a well-known Cincy fine-dining establishment. I keep telling him to eat vast quantities of beef jerky without flossing before their sex in order to "subliminally" influence her back to meat eating....figuring that her tongue will work a piece of the jerky out from between his teeth while they are kissing....and that she'll magically become a carnivore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColorChanginClique Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='519501' date='Jul 31 2007, 06:07 PM'][size=4][u] [b]email[/b][/quote] I can understand if someone wants to be a vegetarian, or more extreme, a vegan, for health reasons but this shit is just so extreme its retarded. Do they not realize that animals eat other animals? We were born to be carnivores, or omnivores since we eat both. Not having sex with non-vegans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Don't they realize that animals are carnivores? They even eat human beings. Look at whales for instance, they blow and swallow seamen. self- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Tory Go! Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 This is fine with me; I only have sex with women who swallow the meat anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 [quote name='Go Tory Go!' post='519559' date='Jul 31 2007, 06:01 PM']This is fine with me; I only have sex with women who swallow the meat anyway. [/quote] You like Mary Moon? She's a vegetarian.... She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmanMunster Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='519552' date='Jul 31 2007, 07:36 PM']Well, would you have sex with a pus-imbibing milk drinker? I always wondered how those relationships would work... My brother is a chef at a country club and his vegetarian wife is a pastry chef at a well-known Cincy fine-dining establishment. I keep telling him to eat vast quantities of beef jerky without flossing before their sex in order to "subliminally" influence her back to meat eating....figuring that her tongue will work a piece of the jerky out from between his teeth while they are kissing....and that she'll magically become a carnivore... [/quote] is your brothers name ralph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 [quote name='ThurmanMunster' post='519627' date='Jul 31 2007, 08:59 PM']is your brothers name ralph?[/quote] Ralph?!?!?! No... But my dead Grandpa's is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Tory Go! Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='519668' date='Aug 1 2007, 12:13 AM']Ralph?!?!?! No... But my dead Grandpa's is...[/quote] I think his brother's name is Beavis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmanMunster Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 [quote name='Bunghole' post='519668' date='Aug 1 2007, 12:13 AM']Ralph?!?!?! No... But my dead Grandpa's is...[/quote] i know a chef named ralph who i heard was working at a country club. thats why i ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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