Who is more likely to Molest your Kid ?

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[u]POLICE MUST NOTIFY RESIDENTS WHEN
CATHOLIC CHURCH MOVES INTO NEIGHBORHOOD
Controversial "Egan's Law" Expected to Gain Widespread Support [/u]

Trenton, N.J. (SatireWire.com) — Under a new law designed to protect minors, local police departments will now be required to inform residents any time a known Roman Catholic church moves into their neighborhood.


The law also mandates that Catholic churches register with authorities, wear electronic monitoring devices, and be prohibited from moving to within a half-mile radius of a school.

A follow-up to Megan's Law, enacted by New Jersey in 1994, the so-called "Egan's Law" is named for Cardinal Edward Egan of New York and Cardinal Bernard Law of Boston, who are both accused of covering up sexual abuse by priests under their authority. Like Megan's Law, Egan's Law is expected to spread quickly to other states, but for parents in towns across New Jersey, it's on the books none too soon.

"Last year, we discovered that a Catholic Church had been in our neighborhood for 30 years! And nobody told us!" said Ruth Harper of Redbrook, N.J. "My sons used to walk by that church every day on their way to school. Even now I shudder to think of what might have happened."

"I always told my kids to steer clear of that place," added neighbor Scott Carlyle. "But that's because there were a lot of strange people going in and out at odd hours, even at midnight on Saturdays. I was worried it was some kind of druggie hangout.

"To think the whole time it was a Roman Catholic Church. Now I know why they had all those stained glass windows —. so nobody could look in."


Critics, however, charge that Egan's Law is unconstitutional, specifically because it relies on religious profiling and is intended to safeguard only one segment of the population: young males. But State Sen. Carmela Truto, a Catholic who co-sponsored the bill, used church doctrine itself to prove only one segment needs protection.

"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in girls."

That statement, however, angered Vatican spokesman Edgar Palowski, who said it propagated a common misconception about the church. "This doesn't get reported enough," he said, "but it's a fact that our priests abuse just as many girls as boys."

"Oh. Oh dear..." he added.

[STRAYCAT]

Just a note on the same subject. Those of us from cincy heard of the jackball
that molested his 7 month old baby,I have something interesting to add I heard on the Cunningham show on WLW. The low life rents his house in Milford. Guess who he rents it from. Daniel Polargic,head of all cathlic churches in this area,and the house is across the street from a church.

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[quote name='STRAYCAT' date='Jun 12 2005, 03:18 PM']Just a note on the same subject. Those of us from cincy heard of the jackball
that molested his 7 month old baby,I have something interesting to add I heard on the Cunningham show on WLW. The low life rents his house in Milford. Guess who he rents it from.  Daniel Polargic,head of all cathlic churches in this area,and the house is across the street from a church. 
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that baby was 7 WEEKS old...the guy is a total SICK FUCK.
I would like his balls on a platter.
that poor baby's mother is an Id1ot too!

[|Bunghole|]

Again, another example of media taking a HUGE organization and blanket portraying them ALL as bad due to the misgivings of the few.
While I was raised Catholic and no longer go to church (and I have some issues with the Church), the fact remains that in modern times (I am convieniently removing past Catholic abuses from the Medieval Era) the Cathilic Church does an ENORMOUS amount of good for the world--in fact, they do more for impoverished peoples with missions and such than does the UN. Of course, there are those that would argue that the Church's "help" comes with religious strings attached, the fact of the matter is is that there are many laypeople (get your mind out of the gutter!), deacons, nuns, priests, etc that risk their very lives to try to help the downtrodden, the hungry, etc, and all the money for that help comes from the collection baskets in every Catholic Church in the world.
But, I enjoy a good joke as much as the next guy, so...post away!

[Jason]

The percentage of pedophile priests is probably only a little higher than the percentage in the general population. Keep in mind, pedophiles tend to seek out jobs where they have easy access to children, so it would make sense that there would be large numbers of pedophiles in the clergy, or as teachers, etc.

Now, I do think the Catholic church is at fault for the way they dealt with the problem. One of the many reasons I am not Catholic.

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[quote name='Jason' date='Jun 13 2005, 09:40 AM']The percentage of pedophile priests is probably only a little higher than the percentage in the general population.  Keep in mind, pedophiles tend to seek out jobs where they have easy access to children, so it would make sense that there would be large numbers of pedophiles in the clergy, or as teachers, etc.

Now, I do think the Catholic church is at fault for the way they dealt with the problem.  One of the many reasons I am not Catholic.
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I wonder if they are pedophiles before joining the clergy though, or if it is just a side effect of not being allowed to demon-drop some pussy every now and then?

[Jason]

[quote name='big_dish' date='Jun 13 2005, 02:51 PM']I wonder if they are pedophiles before joining the clergy though, or if it is just a side effect of not being allowed to demon-drop some pussy every now and then?
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Well, considering how often it is a (male) priest and a young [b]BOY[/b], I doubt the celibacy issue has ANYTHING to do with it.

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The better question would be "who is more likely to be
found guilty" ?!


I guess that would be a toss up too though...

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[color="blue"][i][b]Priests have been found guilty.... and micheal has not [/b][/i][/color]





[i]although I think both are pedophiles [/i]

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[Guest oldschooler]

[quote name='BlackJesus' date='Jun 13 2005, 04:45 PM'][color="blue"][i][b]Priests have been found guilty.... and micheal has not [/b][/i][/color]

[i]although I think both are pedophiles [/i]
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True....but there is only 1 Michael Jackson... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/18.gif[/img]

[big_dish]

[quote name='Jason' date='Jun 13 2005, 03:55 PM']Well, considering how often it is a (male) priest and a young [b]BOY[/b], I doubt the celibacy issue has ANYTHING to do with it.
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Well, in the ancient times when these religions were made up (they had killer bud back then), it was ok to have some little boy sex now and then. So, since it has barely changed with age, and people are still gullible enough to follow, maybe the mindset hasnt changed within the walls of the priests locker room.

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