Ben Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 [url="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926"]http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1...020579094199926[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ickeyshuffler Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ickeyshuffler Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 it pretty much says you would be a nazi if you ar loyal to your country. kind of a lame test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 [b]The Resistance[/b] Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! [b]Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance![/b] [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/resistance.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The Everyday German Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever. The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there. The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. [b]Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.[/b] [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/soldier.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Wow, I thought I would be a Nazi for sure, but they just signed me up for the Resistance. Who'da thunk it? Must be my Libertarian brain speaking, although I did not say that I would bring down the MAN. [quote]The Resistance Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 [quote name='steggyD' date='Aug 29 2005, 04:48 PM']Wow, I thought I would be a Nazi for sure, but they just signed me up for the Resistance. Who'da thunk it? Must be my Libertarian brain speaking, although I did not say that I would bring down the MAN. [right][post="137430"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Welcome to the club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 [quote name='Jason' date='Aug 29 2005, 07:27 PM']Welcome to the club! [right][post="137565"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] As long as I don't have to use that silly French saying, "Vive la resistance!" Eww, that gets on my nerves, the French language. Pick your weapon, quick, before they run them over. [img]http://www.timjacobs.com/images/America_Tribute_Main/20011110%20Guns.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The Expatriate [b]Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic [/b] Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. [u]If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. [/u] One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. [b]Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.[/b] [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg[/img] [b][color="green"]Dammit.... I would have thought I was part of the resistance..... But hell at least I left the country[/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The Resistance Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! [b][i]Ich Mochte eine gross bier, bitteschon[/i][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The Foot Soldier Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 [quote name='bengalrick' date='Aug 29 2005, 11:04 PM']The Foot Soldier Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. [right][post="137775"][/post][/right][/quote] Welcom to the Third Riche my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Aug 29 2005, 10:13 PM']Welcom to the Third Riche my brother. [right][post="137782"][/post][/right][/quote] i don't know how accurate it is, but they say i'm in the front lines... i thought patriotism was a good thing looks like your my brother in arms, against the allied forces... at least it says we're not evil, while we're blowing innocent jews heads off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 [quote name='bengalrick' date='Aug 29 2005, 11:26 PM'] i don't know how accurate it is, but they say i'm in the front lines... i thought patriotism was a good thing looks like your my brother in arms, against the allied forces... at least it says we're not evil, while we're blowing innocent jews heads off [right][post="137791"][/post][/right][/quote] Not always. Being a German soldier, you may have just been out there fighting Russia, or some other European nation, not necessarily shooting Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The Expatriate Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest #22 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Would you be my Could you be my Won't you be My [color="RED"]NAZI[/color] [img]http://www.whyy.org/publications/images/mister_rogers.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I am noticing a Pattern Here [img]http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5895/bushnazicar5if.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Aug 31 2005, 12:33 AM']I am noticing a Pattern Here [img]http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5895/bushnazicar5if.jpg[/img] [right][post="138828"][/post][/right][/quote] Not entirely. A few of us were resistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I`m surprised that BJ and I were deemed some of the smartest and would have left the country. Well I`m surprised about BJ anyway. No but really...as far apart from each other as we are on alot of political stuff ... it is surprising to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 The Resistance Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! ... and if I was born in Germany at approx 180 AD during the rule of Marcus Aurelious, Russel Crowe would of napalmed my ass [quote]To me, what's most frightening about the horrors of World War II is that many Germans sat idly by, while their leaders stomped all over Europe and slaughtered innocent people. There was [i]no excuse then[/i], as there would be no excuse now. [Amazingly, the German people embraced their ridiculous Fuehrer[/COLOR], or at the very least, they accepted him. [color="blue"]It was cool and patriotic to support Hitler[/color]. (A little close-minded, though.)[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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