The Scales Posted February 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Consitstency is the hobgoblin of the mind." Ralph Emmerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 hmm... i thought i already posted in this thread, anywho "Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." - Malcolm X "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all, it is the leader of a country who determines the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." -random nazi war criminal "Take your time... don't live too fast, troubles will come and they will pass... Forget your lust for the rich man's gold , all that you need is in your soul" -mr van zant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 [b]"If rape is inevitable you might as well lay back and enjoy it"[/b] [b]"When my time on earth has past I want them to bury me upside down so that everyone can kiss my ass!"[/b] [b][color="#000066"]Bob Knight[/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTys Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "The actions you see here, are either taught or allowed". Jim Tressel... gives credit to Glen Mason. (great coaching staff/teaching quote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.†P.J. O'Rourke Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode? David Letterman President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either. David Letterman MULLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Montana Bengal| Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Just check out my sig.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Montana Bengal| Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Okay...a couple of other quotes...from Army of Darkness all from Ash...some of the best lines every. "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town." "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures." "Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot." "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Discoveries are often made by not following instructions,by going off the main road,by trying the untried Money is a good servant but a bad master A true friend is not just someone who will visit you in jail,it is someone who will be sitting there with you Its a funny thing about life,if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Montana Bengal| Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 I was having problems with Gateway support about 2 years ago...basically they kept not fixing a part on my notebook and I sent them a very angry email. The first line in their response was: "I'm sorry for any incontinence that we may have caused" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeBengal Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Here's some dandies: Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -- Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert DE Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." -- Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 "It is not the same to talk of bulls as to be in the bullring." -spanish proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 "You must concentrate upon and consecrate yourself wholly to each day, as though a fire were raging in your hair." -Deshimaru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 "It's a blessing to die for a cause because you can so easily die for nothing." -andrew young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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