Jamie_B Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 "George Bush hates Midgets" - Chris Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvilleBengal Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 "The one person in this world you can trust is in the mirror" -DanvilleBengal if this quote is taken, please let me know, I believe i have heard this from somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 [quote name='BadassBengal' date='Sep 4 2005, 06:23 PM']The world is only so big, The ocean as far as you see, But my wang is so ginormic, Just wait till ya see me pee - Me [right][post="142279"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Sure it wasn't "Needle-Dick, the bug-fucker" who said this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 "Dammit Jim, I'm doctor not an escalator" First quote from Bones; climbing a hillside on an alien planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Some of my favorite quotes are from satarist/writer Mark Twain.... "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics." "Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. " "It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." "A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." "Don't let school interfere with your education." "Heaven for climate. Hell for company." "Golf is a good walk spoiled." "If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 "One can generally say this about men: that they are ungrateful, fickle, simulators and deceivers, avoiders of danger, greedy for gain; and while you work for their good they are completely yours, offerying you their blood, their property, their lives, and their sons when danger is far away; but when it comes nearer to you, they turn away" "A prudent ruler cannot, and must not honour his word when it places him at a disadvantage and when the reasons for which he made his promise no longer exist. And if men were all good, this rule would not be good; but since men are a sorry lot and will not keep their promises to you, you likewise need not keep yours to them. But one must know how to colour one's actions and to be a great liar and deceiver." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee << samuel L jackson Aka "jules" from pulp fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenglsBuksPstons Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 "Winning Makes Believers Of Us All" ---Paul Brown "You Win with People"-----Woody Hayes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASTYNATI Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 "The next time you decide to reveal your true self, make sure that noone records it" ... - EL-P "Even when i say nothing, its still a beautiful use of negative space" ... - EL-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASTYNATI Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 "We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now." -BRUCE COSLET similar to what romeo crenell is thinking... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Lucid| Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 [quote name='BadassBengal' date='Sep 11 2005, 08:10 PM']"One can generally say this about men: that they are ungrateful, fickle, simulators and deceivers, avoiders of danger, greedy for gain; and while you work for their good they are completely yours, offerying you their blood, their property, their lives, and their sons when danger is far away; but when it comes nearer to you, they turn away" "A prudent ruler cannot, and must not honour his word when it places him at a disadvantage and when the reasons for which he made his promise no longer exist. And if men were all good, this rule would not be good; but since men are a sorry lot and will not keep their promises to you, you likewise need not keep yours to them. But one must know how to colour one's actions and to be a great liar and deceiver." [right][post="146947"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Someone's been reading "The Prince" What do you think BAB? Personally it was probably the most influential read for me at the time I read it.. Being young as I was, it was an eye opening experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 "Traveling is Fatal to prejudice." Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 A Monk asked Yun-Men, "What are the teachings of a Lifetime?" Yun-Men said to him, "An appropriate statement." Zen Mondo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 The Layman was once lying on his couch reading a sutra. A monk saw him and said: "Layman! You must maintain dignity when reading a sutra." The Layman raised up one leg. The monk had nothing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 The true value of a human being can be found in the degree to which he has attained liberation from the self. Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 "There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Everything is based on the mind, is led by mind, is fashioned by mind. If you speak and act with a polluted mind, suffering will follow you, as the wheels of the oxcart follow the footsteps of the ox. Everything is based on the mind, is led by mind, is fashioned by mind. If you speak and act with a pure mind, happiness will follow you, as a shadow clings to a form. THE BUDDHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Whodey420 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 "Toby is from HR which means he works for corporate which means he isnt really a part of our family he's also divorced which means he's really not part of his family either."-Steve Carell- The Office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Quote from Al Gore when asked about questionable campagne contributions. "What I did was not wrong, and I'll never do it again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ONYX Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 [i]"Kiss my black ass"[/i]----Richard Pryor 1976 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 I believe a work of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. [i]Walt Whitman[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scales Posted September 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 How refreshing, the whinny of a packhorse unloaded of everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTys Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 "The football is like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catchin it, Clifford Franklin the only one comin down wit it." The Replacements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Thats a great quote tys love that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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