High School Harry

The Cincinnati Bengals have announced that Jeff Driskel has been waived from the injured reserve and received an injury settlement. He suffered what was initially believed to be a season-ending hamstring injury in the preseason.

This piece of shit should be in a cage for rape and murder of the English language.

Step up and suspend his ass if he wares it again. He's not above the rules. Its not like he plays for the Patriots or anything. Too bad we don't still have Pac or Burf. They would steal it off his wrist and he wouldn't miss it until after the game.

Too bad we couldn't trade him for an O lineman or a 6th round draft pick.

Two of the D linemen were actually on the inactive squad (Brown and Willis) And in late breaking news, we are down to 10 defensive linemen since Willis was just cut and a linebacker added. The Bengals today signed free agent LB LaRoy Reynolds and waived DE Jordan Willis. Reynolds (6-1, 228), a seventh-year player out of the University of Virginia, was originally a college free agent signee of the Jacksonville Jaguars in 2013. He has spent time with the Jaguars (2013-15), Chicago Bears (’15), Atlanta Falcons (’16-17) and Philadelphia Eagles (’18). He was with the San Francisco 49ers this preseason, but was released on final cuts. Reynolds has played in 84 career games (seven starts), and has 81 tackles and two fumble recoveries. Willis, a third-year player, saw action in 32 games with the Bengals since joining the team as a third-round draft pick in 2017

Goofing on this and what LeTig (I think) said sarcastically (maybe) about having to get the game over in time for 48 Minutes. As you probably know, in professional wrestling, at least in the old days, it was the referee who controlled the match. He's the one who passed off the sliver of razor blade for the blood, he's the one who told Dick the Bruiser and Cowboy Bob Ellis "Let's bring it home" when it was time to end the match in time for the crowd of drunken hillbillies to clear and the wrestlers to be out of the locker rooms by midnight since the Cincinnati Gardens was only rented for the day. Yeah, an exaggeration to say they didn't want to make 60 Minutes any shorter and lose commercial revenue but... Conspiracy Theory Harry the Homer honestly thinks... It was an incomplete pass, not a fumble. One guy obviously had Andy by the top of the shoulder pads, an obvious horse collar. Andy got hit in the face with a helmet. One bad call, two or at least one of two non calls. Incomplete pass, major penalties would have been +15 yards, first down and still some time on the clock for another play or more or at least closer to Randy's field goal range. The Shield did not want the Seagulps to lose breaking their much ballyhooed opening day streak to the lowly Bengals, especially after The Cleveland Golden Browns shit the bed so miserably. Probably not, but food for thought.

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Does make one wonder, doesn't it? Ain't gonna happen but I would trade Ericson to New Oakland for a serviceable OT if they have one. After the dumbass fumble Sunday I am having doubts if he could be expendable and the same or better on the roster already.

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I really don't want to see Randy get the blame for the loss. He is what he is and we all know it. I would lay the loss more on Kirkpatrick. I honestly think the Seagulps saw that he is an egotistical hot head and can be provoked into doing something moronically stupid very easily. And they did.

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Yes, to be honest. I very much agree with you. Better days are coming. And we wouldn't have even been in this game with Marvin and Co. I very much agree with you! Saw that, too, and thought wtf, why not called? 15 yards, time put back on the clock. Homered and the shield being protected in that Cincinnati was not supposed to win this game in Goody World. Yep, comment above goes for your post, too.

A moral victory is still a loss. Fuck it.

Please, dear God, not a Marvin™ fourth quarter choke.

Mixon Hurt...

Offf... Randy. That could be the turning point.

God, I so love opening day. Even the football. Back to earth... let's see about halftime adjustments.

Pick the overconfident bitches!

Just saw the score here. LLOL!!! The Implosion Begins.

Calvin the Seagulp? Pregame premonition? Would be nice.

Did John Ross's Ferrari have a flat tire? Was Bobby Hart's Hyundai that tries to look like a Mercedes but ain't parked over the line? Speaking of that, was Randy Bullock's Bunghole Subaru parked far left over the line?

Dennis wasn't married to him but his wife was pregnant by Carson. (just made that up, but could fit well into the conspiracy theory scenario)

If he hadn't signed with the PaddyRats, he would have been signed by the Browns. Just another way to Protect the Shield and assure the Brady Bunch of another Super Bowl. And another Super Bowl I won't watch. My season ends with the Bengals last game. Fuck 'em all.