USN Bengal Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 [attachment=422:CP.jpg] I Beseech Thee Gods of Football, Lombardi, Halas, Neale, Lambeau, Gillman... I invoke your names, To help my Bengals to start winning some games, Let our team free from injuries be, From the tightest hammy to the sorest knee, Let the porcelain past of certain players be done, We need Chris Perry able to catch and run, Help Chris Henry to beat his past, Most of all to keep his head out of his ass, Invigorate Brooks & Smith & Geathers & Rucker, To be pass rushing QB sacking bad muthafuckers, Let our DB's J-Jo & Delta & Hall & Blue, Intercept everything and to the WR's stick like glue, Assist our Safeties - Madieu & Chinny & White & Jax, To hit like Ronnie Lott and pick up some sacks, Help our DT's to finally stop the run, Make them as mean as Attila the Hun, Heal our O-line especially Levi - Big Willie - GhiaPet , So that Rudi & Watson can some positive yardage get, Bless our TE's those poor underused souls, Let them catch touchdowns and plug up the holes, Show mercy to Marvin & Brez & Brat, Give them all game plans that finally won't fall flat, Most of all for our fans who have suffered so long, A Super Bowl victory... LET THE REST SUCK OUR SCHLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrange1219 Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 VERY nicely done! (I hope you don't mind, but I forwarded that on to a handful of friends - with appropriate citation of yourself and Go-Bengals.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 [i]That piece right there is worthy of mentioning in the same breath as the works of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.[/i] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//41.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hallelujah ! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bean Counter Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 [quote name='oldschooler' post='563611' date='Oct 4 2007, 11:51 AM']Hallelujah ! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol ?[/quote] HA! great quote. I will be sending your jelly of the month club subscriptions shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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