AmishBengalFan Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Our season ticket account has four seats divided between four households. The schedule comes out, the households all negotiate which games they want to go to and how many seats they want.... blah blah blah. We have a few unclaimed tickets left over. If anyone is interested in the following games, let me or LT know and we'll hook you up: Preseason: August 17th 7:00pm (Saturday Night) vs Tennessee Regular Season: October 27th 4:00pm vs NY Jets December 8th 1:00pm vs Indianapolis We sit in this section: And are a dozen and a half rows immediately behind this guy (who looks the same whether he's sober or drunk!): I am scheduled to be at both regular season games. LT is currently scheduled for only the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USN Bengal Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Hmmmm... will have to check the logistics, but you may be hearing from me very soon ABF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scharm Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Is this like win a date contest or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted July 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Exactly! And you get to join in our gameday rituals: 1 - The kickoff toast to our good friend Doug Hall. Always ever in memory, burning bright. 2 - Our recreation of the "IU 1st Down March" whenever the Bengals move the chains 3 - Helping our place kicker with extra points and field goals by willing the ball to go "Up! Up! Up!" 4 - Getting to know our beer vendor - Tim, #255. The only guy we ever buy from. 5 - The obligataory reminder that you "...don't go running onto the field after a turnover. Snake Eyes will be called at the time!" 6 - Plus other zany antics designed to please the football gods. Section 104 is an entire multimedia experience. Plus the aisles on the left and right lead to two DIFFERENT stadium levels, including direct access to the Pigskin Pub (left), the Field Level Beer Vendor Staging Area (right), and bathroom facilities (both). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Is this like win a date contest or something? Only if Kate attends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Amish and I have also been known to make Terrible Towels disappear...just like that. Bring one, bring all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Amish and I have also been known to make Terrible Towels disappear...just like that. I've decided that as of this moment, I will never utter the phrase "Terrible Towel" again. Acceptable substitute phrases are: The Dreadful Doily The Harrowing Hand Towel The Monstrous Moist Towelette The Nauseating Napkin The Stinking Serviette or (my favorite) The Vile Wipe You can also roll-your-own by selecting one term from each list: Adjective: abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, awful, bad, base, beastly, contemptible, cursed, dangerous, desperate, dire, disastrous, disgusting, dispicable, disturbing, dread, dreaded, dreadful, extreme, fearful, foul, frightful, ghastly, grim, grody, gross, gruesome, hairy, harrowing, hateful, heinous, hideous, horrendous, horrid, horrible, horrifying, inconvenient, loathsome, lousy, monstrous, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, petrifying, poor, repellent, reprehensible, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, serious, severe, shocking, sleazy, stinking, unfortunate, unnerving, unpleasant, unwelcome, vile, wretched Noun: cloth, doily, linen, moist towelette, napkin, squeegee, wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Hmmmm... will have to check the logistics, but you may be hearing from me very soon ABF. My Google Voice # is buried in my profile. Feel free to ring me up if you need to chat, it'll find me anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 BTW, I am planning to purchase several of the Vile Wipes here shortly... they look great in urinals in the parking lot porta johns and in the men's rooms inside the stadium. Also, you can light them on fire, rip them to shreds, or use them to wipe your ass. Swinging them 'round and 'round after a home victory over those knuckleheads is also pretty sweet. I have to place the order by Saturday to get the cheaper $6 price, so if anyone wants one please let me know immediately. ...moving that last bit to a new thread to increase visibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenAnderson#1 Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 How much for the preseason tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tigre Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 OK Amish: you already know I call them "those piss-yellow dishrags". Still trying to think up a synonym for "beer-washed Stealer jacket". We have it all on game days, folks...come one, come all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted July 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 How much for the preseason tickets. Heck, I dunno. No way I can ask for face value. Does half-face seem reasonable to you? $85 for the pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishBengalFan Posted August 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Believe it or not, the Titans tickets were the first to go! We still have: October 27th 4:00pm vs NY Jets December 8th 1:00pm vs Indianapolis Can do a single or a pair for the Jets, and any number up to four for the Colts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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