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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296123' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:33 PM']What the hell is this romper room?
Son Ima sweep you so get out da broom
You shoulda just stayed yo ass at away
All deez kids comin at us like they want to play
But yo rhymes is wack and yo flow is gay
Cause me and King O we run this hoes
Punk ass kids need to sit down and eat your Cheeri-O's[/quote]

Listen up old man
u listenin? good now shut your can
I may eat cheerios
but at least I don't fuck dirty hoes
Thats why i didn't touch your sister
Cuz she had a big ol' pussy blister
She said it was a cold sore
I said no that syphalils u stupid whore
Jamie B do you need me to get your hearing aid?
Because bitch Im so good I should be paid.
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296129' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:39 PM']Listen up old man
u listenin? good now shut your can
I may eat cheerios
but at least I don't fuck dirty hoes
Thats why i didn't touch your sister
Cuz she had a big ol' pussy blister
She said it was a cold sore
I said no that syphalils u stupid whore
Jamie B do you need me to get your hearing aid?
Because bitch Im so good I should be paid.[/quote]



Bitch, the Only Dirty Hoe I messed with was your Moms
She made my piss burn like it was mothafuckin napalm
That's right yo moms is a clap havin hoe
Paid? Bitch pleaze you dont even belong in this show
Nascar in your sig, you a God Damn redneck
Son you need to pay me for listing to this damn trainwreck
Now shut the hell up and go sit in the corner
Son this is the pro's, you still in Pop Warner
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[quote name='sneaky' post='296128' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:37 PM'][b]
To 85fanwilkes

You yungins wanna fuck wit meez
yah must be crazies
you'll end up takin a dirt nap, pushin up daisies
now wilkes want some of this, he rhymes like a rookie
I'll go gangsta on his ass, make 'em think im Tookie
heard you, whodey and BAB got in the bed and made a faggot Oreo cookie?
silly fuckkin rabbits my rhymes aint fo kids
they will take yo breath away and make you die from SIDS
nice try hoe, but to battle me you betta raise the bar
so go cuddle up wit BAB, play some Chesney and watch NASCAR.[/b][/quote]

sneaky you say I ryhme like a rookie
you better watch this ryhme take a lookie
You need to get off of Jamie's dick
Hearin your faggot shit makes me fucking sick.
sneaky thinks he is gangsta as hell
But in reality he is screech from saved by the bell
He is the bigest fucking geek
When all the girls see him they say "eek"
The only time he ever got laid
was when he picked up the corner whore and paid
I just raised the bar motha fucka
Now you better step up sucka.
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Guest whodey 85
Looks like 85fanwilkes is a pimp too
Old folks step to the side cause we nu
U shoulda known talkin shit wouldnt of flew
And yall just hatin cause yall kno we true
Im gettin in the rhythm, Im spittin lightnin
Yall kno ull loose so quit fightin
The youth movement, u kno u wanna like me
My shit so smoov I kno its enticin
Gay activitys?, I leave dat shit to u
And u kno Ozzie Guillen was talkin bout u
When ppl say sneaky real G's say who?
Give it up old man, u kno ur shits thru
U in dat panic room u dont kno wat to do
But let me tell ya, get the fuck out
Cause the youth gonna tell ya all about
Like 7-11, we run the right route
And we hurtin ya feelins u kno u wanna pout
We standin strong and we lookin stout
Got u trapped by the gill like u a trout
So sit back, take notes, and enjoy it
Cause we now dubbed the "Nice Nu Shit"
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296138' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:49 PM']Bitch, the Only Dirty Hoe I messed with was your Moms
She made my piss burn like it was mothafuckin napalm
That's right yo moms is a clap havin hoe
Paid? Bitch pleaze you dont even belong in this show
Nascar in your sig, you a God Damn redneck
Son you need to pay me for listing to this damn trainwreck
Now shut the hell up and go sit in the corner
Son this is the pro's, you still in Pop Warner[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

daaaaammmmmmnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296138' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:49 PM']Bitch, the Only Dirty Hoe I messed with was your Moms
She made my piss burn like it was mothafuckin napalm
That's right yo moms is a clap havin hoe
Paid? Bitch pleaze you dont even belong in this show
Nascar in your sig, you a God Damn redneck
Son you need to pay me for listing to this damn trainwreck
Now shut the hell up and go sit in the corner
Son this is the pro's, you still in Pop Warner[/quote]

Warner and corner? You think those ryhmes are bright?
Them rhymes are as bright as a fucking black light.
Nascar in my sig who gives a shit
Jamie at least Im not like you sucking on my moms tit
Fuck yo rhymes old man they old as dust
and brush you teeth ur breath smells like pizza crust
I heard you hung out with Micheal J
That wasn't ranch on your salad you fucking gay.
Didnt you know at the Neverlan ranch you shouldnt eat the salad.
Because MJ touches all the young lads.
Now sit in your corner and cry
Cuz you just got owned by the best, guy!
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296139' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:52 PM']sneaky you say I ryhme like a rookie
you better watch this ryhme take a lookie
You need to get off of Jamie's dick
Hearin your faggot shit makes me fucking sick.
sneaky thinks he is gangsta as hell
But in reality he is screech from saved by the bell
He is the bigest fucking geek
When all the girls see him they say "eek"
The only time he ever got laid
was when he picked up the corner whore and paid
I just raised the bar motha fucka
Now you better step up sucka.[/quote]
[b]
Boy the only thing I see is dat you aint shit
You need to stop suckin whodey's balls an lickin BAB's clit.
Son dont fukks wit me, ima sadistic murderer like that movie "Saw"
how long have u been watchin BET? i kno u used to watchin Hee Haw
Silly muhfuckka, dont make me puts ya azz in checks
do you even know wat NASCAR means?
Non Athlethic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Goofy azz hoe, comin to this fight with a slingshot knowin I got a gun
did u do yo history homework? cuz im gonna slaughter yo azz like Atillah the Hun
cant believe you tryin to step to me, boy u must be a fool
yeah imma real pimp, ask yo mom, cuz i tapped dat azz back in high school[/b]
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Im gonna get at you when Im done eating dinner (yep yo mom's) wilkes

[quote name='ONYX' post='296153' date='Jul 18 2006, 11:07 PM'][b]
Boy the only thing I see is dat you aint shit
You need to stop suckin whodey's balls an lickin BAB's clit.
Son dont fukks wit me, ima sadistic murderer like that movie "Saw"
how long have u been watchin BET? i kno u used to watchin Hee Haw
Silly muhfuckka, dont make me puts ya azz in checks
do you even know wat NASCAR means?
Non Athlethic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Goofy azz hoe, comin to this fight with a slingshot knowin I got a gun
did u do yo history homework? cuz im gonna slaughter yo azz like Atillah the Hun
cant believe you tryin to step to me, boy u must be a fool
yeah imma real pimp, ask yo mom, cuz i tapped dat azz back in high school[/b][/quote]



OOOOH SNAP!!
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[quote name='sneaky' post='296153' date='Jul 18 2006, 11:07 PM'][b]
Boy the only thing I see is dat you aint shit
You need to stop suckin whodey's balls an lickin BAB's clit.
Son dont fukks wit me, ima sadistic murderer like that movie "Saw"
how long have u been watchin BET? i kno u used to watchin Hee Haw
Silly muhfuckka, dont make me puts ya azz in checks
do you even know wat NASCAR means?
Non Athlethic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Goofy azz hoe, comin to this fight with a slingshot knowin I got a gun
did u do yo history homework? cuz im gonna slaughter yo azz like Atillah the Hun
cant believe you tryin to step to me, boy u must be a fool
yeah imma real pimp, ask yo mom, cuz i tapped dat azz back in high school[/b][/quote]

Your the only one who would know about BABs clit you sick fuck
I know if you had the chance you stick your dick in a duck
I know you like to work the street corner and lick ball sack
You do it all for your nasty habit with crack
Your mom back in the day was such a hoe
that when you heard hoe down you said "mom got shot oh no!"
You need to back the fuck off qand let the real rhymers hit the stage
If you dont back the fuck off soon ill pop you with my 12 gauge
Ill bust a cap in yo' ass so fast youll think the devil bit you
Now go back to eating Jamie's poo
Im the only pimp in this room
and just a question when you and jamie get married who will be the groom??

Word.
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296140' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:52 PM']Looks like 85fanwilkes is a pimp too
Old folks step to the side cause we nu
U shoulda known talkin shit wouldnt of flew
And yall just hatin cause yall kno we true
Im gettin in the rhythm, Im spittin lightnin
Yall kno ull loose so quit fightin
The youth movement, u kno u wanna like me
My shit so smoov I kno its enticin
Gay activitys?, I leave dat shit to u
And u kno Ozzie Guillen was talkin bout u
When ppl say sneaky real G's say who?
Give it up old man, u kno ur shits thru
U in dat panic room u dont kno wat to do
But let me tell ya, get the fuck out
Cause the youth gonna tell ya all about
Like 7-11, we run the right route
And we hurtin ya feelins u kno u wanna pout
We standin strong and we lookin stout
Got u trapped by the gill like u a trout
So sit back, take notes, and enjoy it
Cause we now dubbed the "Nice Nu Shit"[/quote]

[b]Nu skool my ass, u punks aint shit
the only thing we got in common...
we both used to suck ya moms tit
you silly yung bastards can never get the best of me
juvenile turd..... makin me want a get a vasectomy
see my flow is sharp i'll cut u up like a surgeon
aint never lost a battle, especially not to a virgin
so go home on yo skooter bitch, i drive a Rose Royce
just hearin u punks talk shit is makin me Pro-Choice[/b]
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Guest whodey 85
Haha, aint nobody throwin shit at me cause yall scared
I did my homework homey, I came prepared
Check the radio ull hear my shit aired
Dont kno wat u say? All u do is stare
Im buyin ur property
Then sellin it back to u like monopoly
Speakin of monopoly, that old man looks like Jamie B
Lookin like the skinny Coronal Sanders workin at KFC
My rhymes shouldnt be free
Let me give u a grade, ur rhymes is a D
Im straight A's, cause Im hittin the books
Yall hatin cause Im gettin all ur girls looks
Yall lookin like yall crooks
Cause ppl readin yo shit feel like they just got took
Linin up my precisions, like Im in Geometry
Makin yall confused like dis is Psychology
I run the whole map like Im in Geology
Am I hurtin yo feelins? I send out an apology
But I swear Ive seen ya mom in pornogrophy
And I was takin pictures cause Im into photogrophy
Diggin up yall old bones like Im in Archiology
Im killin yall bustas cause dis is yalls Doomology
Holla at me!
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BAB, Wilkes, and Whodey_85
Me and O been doin this shit before youse was alive
You kids need to sit and take some notes
Me and O are about to slit your throats
Dump you in the Ohio and thats all she wrote
This weeks Sememe Street was brought to you by the Letter A
kids need to stop playin' and study some Jam Master J
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296158' date='Jul 18 2006, 11:18 PM']Your the only one who would know about BABs clit you sick fuck
I know if you had the chance you stick your dick in a duck
I know you like to work the street corner and lick ball sack
You do it all for your nasty monthly habit with crack
Your mom back in the day was such a hoe
that when you heard hoe down you said "mom got shot oh no!"
You need to back the fuck off qand let the real rhymers hit the stage
If you dont back the fuck off soon ill pop you with my 12 gauge
Ill bust a cap in yo' ass so fast youll think the devil bit you
Now go back to eating Jamie's poo
Im the only pimp in this room
and just a question when you and jamie get married who will be the groom??

Word.[/quote]

[b]Speakin of duck, reminds me of how I gave ya mom 9" of my black
I made her ass wobble jump in a pond and scream AFLACK!!!!
Now come on son, must we really go there?
Do I gotta tell ya how mom likes it ruff, loves it when I pull her hair.
Sorry son, dont wanna make you pout
We do got one thing in common tho
I came in your mom and nine months lata, you came out.
[/b]
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[quote name='ONYX' post='296166' date='Jul 18 2006, 11:39 PM'][b]Speakin of duck, reminds me of how I gave ya mom 9" of my black
I made her ass wobble jump in a pond and scream AFLACK!!!!
Now come on son, must we really go there?
Do I gotta tell ya how mom likes it ruff, loves it when I pull her hair.
Sorry son, dont wanna make you pout
We do got one thing in common tho
I came in your mom and nine months lata, you came out.
[/b][/quote]


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:lmao: :thumbsup:

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[quote name='sneaky' post='296166' date='Jul 18 2006, 11:39 PM'][b]Speakin of duck, reminds me of how I gave ya mom 9" of my black
I made her ass wobble jump in a pond and scream AFLACK!!!!
Now come on son, must we really go there?
Do I gotta tell ya how mom likes it ruff, loves it when I pull her hair.
Sorry son, dont wanna make you pout
We do got one thing in common tho
I came in your mom and nine months lata, you came out.
[/b][/quote]

Man sneaky I don't know what you smokin but it must be some good shit
because that wasn't my mom u fucked it was the aflack duck u stupid clit.
I made your mom suck my dick and go so far down on me
She must have been pullin pubes out of her mouth for like a week
Then I put my dick in your mom so far there was some real crammage
Oh shit well now I understand why you have brain damage.
Im sorry about making you stupid as hell
but fucking your mom that hard was just swell
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Guest whodey 85
Let's start this back up.

U cant see me wit a microscope Im outta ur vision
Blinded by the bling on my chest as its glistnen
Check yo damn ears and make sure ur listenin
Throwin straight rhymes while yall just fishin
Hatin me cause Im dissin
Burn yo ass up cause my fire is blisterin
Stick to the G Code aint no use in snitchin
But u probly will cause u aint no G's, yall childerin
Quackin under my stare cause yall just chicken
Yo girls pussy I be stickin
My nuts she be ticklin
Just befo u get home I go get a quicken
Stand to attention bitch, ur vision I will blur
When I adress u ho, u reply "YES SIR!"
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296176' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:02 AM']Ill get at you's tommorow, we old dudes got to get up for work tommorow, no summer vacation for us.[/quote]

Aight, go get some ZZZ'S
But dont forget ur jameys
Brush ur teeth please
Nghty night
Keep ur booty hole tight
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296185' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:18 AM']peace whodey good bein on ur and bab's side haha well show those old fuckers.[/quote]

yea, I feel u man, I hope BAB is here tomorrow so we can shut those dudes down. :D

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Aight youngin's Rumble told you the score
So take my advice and don’t come back for more
Cause If you do Ill treat you like Wilkes mom da whore
and donkey punch the beotch and leave her out cold on the floor
now I know mom and dad dropped you off at day care
but what you don’t know is later Ill have your moms, naked, bare
and yo daddy can't do nothing he unaware
that I'm givin’ it to his woman in his favorite easy chair
So stay away from this 9th mile thread
before me and O have to put you kids permanently to bed
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