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So we have been living without this thread for way to long. It's the offseason and we need some hilarity to get away from all the off-season run in's with the law. So i expect to see some mighty fine freestyle battles with sneaky jamie b bab and whoever else may run in.

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I don't roll in a ride, i dont roll in a whip
Im stuck rollin a bike, ya girl is ridin on my dick
she doesnt like to get dirty, asked me 'how can i thrill ya'
i said "use ya brain", bitch, pretend you're matilda
get it, get it, jamie b? "use ya brain"?
its ok if ya dont, cuz my rhymes are so insane
wonderbread pasty muthafucka, im not tryin ta be racist
but you all flockin to my style, like a bunch of effin facists
get ya own shit, jamie, i kno you dont got no skills
you an imaginary friend, and im jus eva so fuckkkin real
and just watch the hell out, and watch wats said
fo i put my hands to ya and make these streets run red
i cant wait, so bring it on, lets start the damn show
do drive bys, you a no go. shoot in and out yo windows
wit big ass supersoakers and bombardings of eggs
then run up n smear my yolk between ya girls legs
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Listen little man stay on that bike
and Ill give you a "Big Ben" and have you praying for your life
try to call me out and act all hard
and youll hit the pavement and spend your days as a tard
Here comes the BAB flyin over my car
and there goes the BAB now he's seeing stars
Next time you better know your place
and you wolnt end up with that skid marked face
Son this is a mans game and you'se just a boy
dont come at me again cause Im da real mcoy


Beeeeoootttch!!
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[quote name='JC' post='295776' date='Jul 18 2006, 07:15 PM']So we have been living without this thread for way to long. It's the offseason and we need some hilarity to get away from all the off-season run in's with the law. So i expect to see some mighty fine freestyle battles with sneaky jamie b bab and whoever else may run in.

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[b]Got beef?[/b] Call someone out! And make this thread up to what it should be...one of the greatest of all time![/quote]
gawddam. that's one helluva burger. you tying to make me hungry?
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Guest whodey 85
I didnt do this last time, but Im goin to get in it. This is to everybody, I guess.

Say one bad line bout me then u best not relax
I'll diss you weaks cats back with three raps...
Be fuckin' ya niece ass still wearin' my ski mask
Videotape it cuz I know you don't wanna see that
My weed sack feed traps, so big I carry a guitar case
Believe that they grow my shit in a far place...
You know that shit take up a bit a car space
And you want the gun turrets cuz we all lovin' Scarface
I might be so crazy that shit don't phase me
Doin' like Kraft does..tryin' to go 'n make cheese
Chill if K-9 roll by...while I'm hittin' blunts..
even if 5-0 come while we all gettin' drunk...
Now I'm prolly twistin' skunk in a Tequilla Swisher
See me outside so everyone can see you get hurt
I put something enticing in wrting to yall kids liking
Cuz I got more purp than the Min. Vikings
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Well well well what do we have here?
New young blood with nothing to fear
Is he droppin some flow for my ear?
nope, rhymes are sorry, son I'm a pioneer
but keep on tryin you better than BAB
Im all pro, he's just a scab
But you two should show us your game
I have a sneeky little feeling that both are lame
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your guys sound like mc vanilla sherbert :wave:
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i can't rap worth a damn, but i'll rap to you some young joc baby.
meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere u meet me guarenteed to go down

time to flip the work
make the block bump
Boys N da Hood
Call me Black Donald Trump
Dope Boy magic
7 days a week
number one record
long as Nitty on the beat
Ooh I think they like me
betta yet I know
LIghts, camera, action
when I walk through the door
Niggas know my crew we certified stars
Valet in the front bout 35 cars
Bitches in the back
Black in the coupe
Girls likin Girls
time to recruit
if you gotta problem say it to my face
we can knuckle up anytime any place
so stealer fans, you could lick my balls




meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere u meet me guarenteed to go down
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Guest whodey 85
[quote name='Jamie_B' post='295855' date='Jul 18 2006, 03:50 PM']Well well well what do we have here?
New young blood with nothing to fear
Is he droppin some flow for my ear?
nope, rhymes are sorry, son I'm a pioneer
but keep on tryin you better than BAB
Im all pro, he's just a scab
But you two should show us your game
I have a sneeky little feeling that both are lame[/quote]

Aight, listen "Vanilla Ice"
Yo rhymes is kinda nice
But it wont get playedback twice
Even if u pay my price
Im itchin to flow like i got lice
Leavin u fried like japanese rice
Cause I got that ghetto spice
Cuttin punks like an orange slice
Killin yo ass in a thrice
Plottin and schemin like dis a heist
Yo lil ass look like u a mouse
Wit my flow I bring down the house
While Im spittin game to ur spouse
To put out dis flame u need a water douse
Check my rims and erbody will tell ya
Yall should call me spinderella
And my trunk got two woofas that divided
My piece got white diamonds inside it
While u embarresed by ur lil dink
Im sayin goodbye, u the weakest link
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how dare u muthafuckas start this without the KING
not a damn things changed
badass is still a hoe and his moms on this ding-aling
bring on another victim, his name is whodey 85
want to battle me? cuz if u do you wont survive
im a grown azz man so you better run, little boy
hankercheif head muhfucka, i'll bitch slap you like my name was Coy
silly young fukkas, yawz cant hang wit me
yah better run to ya room for i bend u over my knee
now its bedtime you 2, close da door and turnoff that TV
cuz ima bout to run train on ya moms wit my boy Jamie B
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[quote name='CJandRudiJ' post='295915' date='Jul 18 2006, 05:49 PM']hey jamie b, speaking of big ben
last time i saw yo motha, she was riding santurdio in the state penn[/quote]


Son I dont know why you talkin about my momma when yours is so stupid she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops.
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='295929' date='Jul 18 2006, 06:16 PM']Aight, listen "Vanilla Ice"
Yo rhymes is kinda nice
But it wont get playedback twice
Even if u pay my price
Im itchin to flow like i got lice
Leavin u fried like japanese rice
Cause I got that ghetto spice
Cuttin punks like an orange slice
Killin yo ass in a thrice
Plottin and schemin like dis a heist
Yo lil ass look like u a mouse
Wit my flow I bring down the house
While Im spittin game to ur spouse
To put out dis flame u need a water douse
Check my rims and erbody will tell ya
Yall should call me spinderella
And my trunk got two woofas that divided
My piece got white diamonds inside it
While u embarresed by ur lil dink
Im sayin goodbye, u the weakest link[/quote]


Ghetto spice? Son you more like baby.
You'sa ten speed, Ima Goddamn Mercedes
But since you my boy I’m gonna buy you a clue
Respect your elders and stop sniffin glue
if you wanna battle me best get up early
you can just ask yo mom's who's "ridin dirty"
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They call me Bung, they call me Bunghole too,
I'll argue your ass until you're ass is through,
I'm sensible, fun and a mean drunk,
Don't piss me off you motherfucking punk.
If you wanna sit down and talk awhile,
I'll hang with you and try to make you smile.
Fuck with me and I'll bring it military style,
While you cry to your Moms like you're on trial.
Cuz I don't fuck around, I don't blow no smoke,
Up your ass or in your ear so don't test me bloke.
It's time you motherfuckers realized,
That I'm the man that made your momma cry,
I don't talk shit unless shit's talked first,
If your girl is wantin' I'll make her cherry burst.
I'm going to be your friend and your enemy too
But if you want to hang then I say it's cool.


<<I'm white, btw...>>
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This is to sneaky

sneaky you think you can rap
but all I hear comin out of your mouth is crap
I heard better shit from my grandma come on sneaky
You need to get some new words, maybe try hooked on phonics
When you get ready to ryme and you take a deep breath into ur lung
You think you come off soundin bad but u come off soundin like William Hung
You think you spit a lot of game?
I heard you got shut down by a blind girl, now thats lame
sneaky basically you should give this rap stuff up
And thats all I have to say, so ya sneaky thats wats up.


Word to you momma
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296095' date='Jul 18 2006, 09:57 PM']This is to onyx

Onyx you think you can rap
but all I hear comin out of your mouth is crap
I heard better shit from my grandma come on Onyx
You need to get some new words, maybe try hooked on phonics
When you get ready to ryme and you take a deep breath into ur lung
You think you come off soundin bad but u come off soundin like William Hung
You think you spit a lot of game?
I heard you got shut down by a blind girl, now thats lame
Onyx basically you should give this rap stuff up
And thats all I have to say, so ya Onyx thats wats up.
Word to you momma[/quote]


Wilkes is a fan of 85, ocho cinco
but best repect my boy son, King O'
cause while I like you I got his back
tryin to spit game, but yo shit is wack
Off yo moms pussy juice Ima take a swig
Now why dont you tells us again how you dated that girl in your sig
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296105' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:13 PM']Wilkes is a fan of 85, ocho cinco
but best repect my boy son, King O'
cause while I like you I got his back
tryin to spit game, but yo shit is wack
Off yo moms pussy juice Ima take a swig
Now why dont you tells us again how you dated that girl in your sig[/quote]

Jamie B from Washington DC
Spends all of his life on that damn PC
He thinks he got me back with the comment about the sig
at least my mom isnt a big fatass pig
THe only reason Jamie B has sneaky's back
Is because in reality he is sucking on his sack
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Guest whodey 85
To the older folks

Look likes me and BAB r on the pimp side
Yall old cats r hatin but Ill let that shit slide
Stand to attention and step aside
Cause we pullin up in a candy-painted ride
Killin millions that's y we called the red tide
Just like my chicken we leavin yall fried
When u said yall could flow yall straight lied
Cause when I hit yall back u get tounge-tied
When me and BAB spit all I see is ya quiver
Call me Bud cause Ill kill ya liver
Yall hurtin so bad when u step to the pisser
I shine like bling and in my mouth be straight silver
King, psh, u kno that shit aint goin over
When I get through wit yo ass ull be called the Joker
Throwin yall dirty bitches in my hampers
When u see me aproach yall pissin ur Pampers!
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296110' date='Jul 18 2006, 10:23 PM']Jamie B from Washington DC
Spends all of his life on that damn PC
He thinks he got me back with the comment about the sig
at least my mom isnt a big fatass pig
THe only reason Jamie B has Onyx's back
Is because in reality he is sucking on his sack[/quote]



What the hell is this romper room?
Son Ima sweep you so get out da broom
You shoulda just stayed yo ass at away
All deez kids comin at us like they want to play
But yo rhymes is wack and yo flow is gay
Cause me and King O we run this hoes
Punk ass kids need to sit down and eat your Cheeri-O's
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[quote name='85fanwilkes' post='296095' date='Jul 18 2006, 09:57 PM']This is to sneaky

sneaky you think you can rap
but all I hear comin out of your mouth is crap
I heard better shit from my grandma come on sneaky
You need to get some new words, maybe try hooked on phonics
When you get ready to ryme and you take a deep breath into ur lung
You think you come off soundin bad but u come off soundin like William Hung
You think you spit a lot of game?
I heard you got shut down by a blind girl, now thats lame
sneaky basically you should give this rap stuff up
And thats all I have to say, so ya sneaky thats wats up.
Word to you momma[/quote]

[b]
To 85fanwilkes

You yungins wanna fuck wit meez
yah must be crazies
you'll end up takin a dirt nap, pushin up daisies
now wilkes want some of this, he rhymes like a rookie
I'll go gangsta on his ass, make 'em think im Tookie
heard you, whodey and BAB got in the bed and made a faggot Oreo cookie?
silly fuckkin rabbits my rhymes aint fo kids
they will take yo breath away and make you die from SIDS
nice try hoe, but to battle me you betta raise the bar
so go cuddle up wit BAB, play some Chesney and watch NASCAR.[/b]
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