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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296065' date='Jul 18 2006, 09:14 PM']This thread has the makings of a masterpiece.[/quote]
Worddd!!!!! :headbang:


[quote]Aight youngin's Rumble told you the score
So take my advice and don’t come back for more
Cause If you do Ill treat you like Wilkes mom da whore
and donkey punch the beotch and leave her out cold on the floor
now I know mom and dad dropped you off at day care
but what you don’t know is later Ill have your moms, naked, bare
and yo daddy can't do nothing he unaware
that I'm givin’ it to his woman in his favorite easy chair
So stay away from this 9th mile thread
before me and O have to put you kids permanently to bed[/quote]


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Jamie Ice in the house!

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Jamie B while u was sleepin, I was doin some work
Not on my rhymes, but yo moma I went to twerk
Screamin so loud, the neighbors called the po
But they didnt do shit cause they knew she's a ho
I was bangin her on the flo
But the bed was still shakin fa sho
It was rattlin the do'
She wanted me to stay and talk but I had to go
Cause I had some hustlin to do
Love my money more than a Jew
Wearin a Yamica on my dick
Cause my pimp-juice aint gettin inside her clit
Gotta a Menorah that burn all the time
Representin my hoes wit that nine
And if u goin to drop a dime
Someone gonna die tonite after I rhyme
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Yo im white...and my rhymes ain't so tight
But i'll still put ya'll bitches goodnight.
if i waz you i wouldn't put up a fight
cuz jcizzle in the house and yes this muthafucka bites.
White boy swings big wood so large
Makes ya'll moms look like they lost charge
Sucking the dick in the morning soo good
It's the evening now...[b]and i still gots morning wood.[/b]
Where she learn to do that?
Look at my boys to the right
which group wants the white mastermind



:wave:

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[color="#3366FF"][size=6]YO!!!! [/size] [/color]
[i]this thread is funny, but I can't rap for shit.
slow postin white boy dabblin on the internet.[/i]

funny to read ya'alls. :thumbsup:

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what it do, once again its BAB
hittin ya up wit the pen and pad
keepin tru, stay blastin fags
if i hit ya, dude, ya best be mad
while i was gone, the old folks launched an attack
but they betta take cover, cause im back like CRACK
stay smackin asses and suckin racks
while you on the sidelines.... fuckin wack
droppin shit that'll bunch ya draws
some of you cats like to ball and fall
tryin to step up to the plate, but you just too small
whateva you put out, guess what, thats all
aint a remote, cant rewind the track
cuz ya child is ugly, and ya girl is smack
it aint a cute fam, of which u lack
its fuckin rap skills and a goddamn sack

BITCHES

get at me, cowards, if you want some more
i'll still be here, any of the FUCKIN 2-4
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[quote name='JC' post='296401' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:34 PM']Yo im white...and my rhymes ain't so tight
But i'll still put ya'll bitches goodnight.
if i waz you i wouldn't put up a fight
cuz jcizzle in the house and yes this muthafucka bites.
White boy swings big wood so large
Makes ya'll moms look like they lost charge
Sucking the dick in the morning soo good
It's the evening now...[b]and i still gots morning wood.[/b]
Where she learn to do that?
Look at my boys to the right
which group wants the white mastermind
:wave:[/quote]

Well, I guess u can just choose ur side. Nice Nu Shit, or the Retirement Home Bustas, ur choice. :)

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296395' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:25 PM']Jamie B while u was sleepin, I was doin some work
Not on my rhymes, but yo moma I went to twerk
Screamin so loud, the neighbors called the po
But they didnt do shit cause they knew she's a ho
I was bangin her on the flo
But the bed was still shakin fa sho
It was rattlin the do'
She wanted me to stay and talk but I had to go
Cause I had some hustlin to do
Love my money more than a Jew
Wearin a Yamica on my dick
Cause my pimp-juice aint gettin inside her clit
Gotta a Menorah that burn all the time
Representin my hoes wit that nine
And if u goin to drop a dime
Someone gonna die tonite after I rhyme[/quote]



Your fooling yourself my mom dont like chicks
She actullly prefers dude who might have a dick
Dropped your pants and she looked at you in fear
I told you she liked dudes, she aint queer
All I hear from you is more of the same
but now my mom has nightmares of "The Crying Game"
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296408' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:38 PM']Well, I guess u can just choose ur side. Nice Nu Shit, or the Retirement Home Bustas, ur choice. :)[/quote]
im scared...and this rap game be scandolous. But im quite a youngin myself 15 and a half...but just to make teams even i'll side with the retirement home bustas because jamie ice is truely a inspiration to a white boy like me.

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='296411' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:40 PM']Your fooling yourself my mom dont like chicks
She actullly prefers dude who might have a dick
Dropped your pants and she looked at you in fear
I told you she liked dudes, she aint queer
All I hear from you is more of the same
but now my mom has nightmares of "The Crying Game"[/quote]

Dawg u kno my dick be swangin
All the hoes I be bangin
Yo moms on top of my list
U just hatin cause u pissed
U confused and feelin sad
How u older but Im still ur dad?

Haha, get at me!
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296418' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:43 PM']Dawg u kno my dick be swangin
All the hoes I be bangin
Yo moms on top of my list
U just hatin cause u pissed
U confused and feelin sad
How u older but Im still ur dad?

Haha, get at me![/quote]


Ill get at you in a min, I have to take a test for work then get some lunch.
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[quote name='JC' post='296401' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:34 PM']Yo im white...and my rhymes ain't so tight
But i'll still put ya'll bitches goodnight.
if i waz you i wouldn't put up a fight
cuz jcizzle in the house and yes this muthafucka bites.
White boy swings big wood so large
Makes ya'll moms look like they lost charge
Sucking the dick in the morning soo good
It's the evening now...[b]and i still gots morning wood.[/b]
Where she learn to do that?
Look at my boys to the right
which group wants the white mastermind
:wave:[/quote]

Im sorry but you've chose the wrong side
Cause we now gonna skin ur hide
Actin up at me and my possy
While Im shinin and glowin glosssy
Haha, u talkin bout mornin wood
Look like a twig when u in the hood
All the brotha's dicks be hangin low
Aint no women can handle dis no mo
And we all goin out in the burbs
Leavin all the white women feelin absurd
Cause they didnt kno a dick could be this big
But I cant blame em since they aint neva seen a nig-
ga

Im feelin this shit today

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296425' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:48 PM']Im sorry but you've chose the wrong side
Cause we now gonna skin ur hide
Actin up at me and my possy
While Im shinin and glowin glosssy
Haha, u talkin bout mornin wood
Look like a twig when u in the hood
All the brotha's dicks be hangin low
Aint no women can handle dis no mo
And we all goin out in the burbs
Leavin all the white women feelin absurd
Cause they didnt kno a dick could be this big
But I cant blame em since they aint neva seen a nig-
ga

Im feelin this shit today[/quote]

Twig in the hood?
Bro imma stick the chick and she will take one last moan for fucking good.
Should i leave my wrath at your sisters door? or should i find me another god damn whore?
Ron Jeremy jr. is what im called in the streets...because when im fucking yo mom i never miss a beat.
i was amazed she could take the white boy heat.
But then i wasn't suprised when she was paralyzed all the way down to her feet.
I put bitches in wheelchairs and vocal cords to rest
Bro this is not a test.
Jcizzle Jamie Ice and sneaky are the best
You day care bitches will never contest


[b]Wordhizzle![/b]
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Don't know anything bout the [color="#3333FF"]9th mile?? [/color] But the [u][b]500th mile [/b] [/u] is the shit!!! :lmao:


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[size=6][color="#FF6600"]Who-Dey!!!! [/color] [/size]

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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='296407' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:38 PM']what it do, once again its BAB
hittin ya up wit the pen and pad
keepin tru, stay blastin fags
if i hit ya, dude, ya best be mad
while i was gone, the old folks launched an attack
but they betta take cover, cause im back like CRACK
stay smackin asses and suckin racks
while you on the sidelines.... fuckin wack
droppin shit that'll bunch ya draws
some of you cats like to ball and fall
tryin to step up to the plate, but you just too small
whateva you put out, guess what, thats all
aint a remote, cant rewind the track
cuz ya child is ugly, and ya girl is smack
it aint a cute fam, of which u lack
its fuckin rap skills and a goddamn sack

BITCHES

get at me, cowards, if you want some more
i'll still be here, any of the FUCKIN 2-4[/quote]

GODDAM.

ONE OF YOU BITCHES RESPOND TO MY SHIT. IM BORED AS FUCK!!!

lol
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[quote name='BadassBengal' post='296407' date='Jul 19 2006, 12:38 PM']what it do, once again its BAB
hittin ya up wit the pen and pad
keepin tru, stay blastin fags
if i hit ya, dude, ya best be mad
while i was gone, the old folks launched an attack
but they betta take cover, cause im back like CRACK
stay smackin asses and suckin racks
while you on the sidelines.... fuckin wack
droppin shit that'll bunch ya draws
some of you cats like to ball and fall
tryin to step up to the plate, but you just too small
whateva you put out, guess what, thats all
aint a remote, cant rewind the track
cuz ya child is ugly, and ya girl is smack
it aint a cute fam, of which u lack
its fuckin rap skills and a goddamn sack

BITCHES

get at me, cowards, if you want some more
i'll still be here, any of the FUCKIN 2-4[/quote]

Bab..fucking Puh--leeezeee
i hate to make you feel bad but jeez
They say once you go black you never go back?
Well once you hit up wiht my sis...she went and got the old white boy back. :o
Imma be like R.Kelly and piss on yo face
because you making this rap game look like a fucking disgrace.
Bitch i'll let the legend sneaky finish this and put you in your mu fucking place.

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[quote name='JC' post='296439' date='Jul 19 2006, 01:03 PM']Twig in the hood?
Bro imma stick the chick and she will take one last moan for fucking good.
Should i leave my wrath at your sisters door? or should i find me another god damn whore?
Ron Jeremy jr. is what im called in the streets...because when im fucking yo mom i never miss a beat.
i was amazed she could take the white boy heat.
But then i wasn't suprised when she was paralyzed all the way down to her feet.
I put bitches in wheelchairs and vocal cords to rest
Bro this is not a test.
Jcizzle Jamie Ice and sneaky are the best
You day care bitches will never contest
[b]Wordhizzle![/b][/quote]

Ill admit, Im surprised u can rap a lil for white bois
But I can tell u new to the game cause u make alot of noise
One thing in ur game I can see crystal clear
All u talkin bout is fuckin, that's not wat ppl want to hear
U gotta switch up yo shit befo u get runned off the board
Listenin to the same old shit is gettin bored
Boys is outta line tryna talk down to a pimp
Talkin bout yo dick and that shit gonna be limp
Cause yo manhood is in question
Ron Jeremy, yo ass is messin
Work on yo skillz cause this need is pressin
Call me Obie-Wan cause u gonna learn a lesson
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While waitin for a response Im wonderin where the old dudes at?
Then it occured to me they takin they afternoon nap
Tucked up in they blankey countin sheep till they asleep
Then Ima sneak in and yo girl's gonna take a peep
At my King of the South, I aint takin bout TI
Should have known dont talk shit in the Nati so someone had to die
Not sayin I like wat happened but he shouldnt have ran his mouth
Cause the Nati the ghettoest city and And Im takin the crown from the South.
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Damn, wat's up wit yall? Someone post somethin.
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296483' date='Jul 19 2006, 02:03 PM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/37.gif[/img]
Damn, wat's up wit yall? Someone post somethin.[/quote]
I got conditioning in a little bit so i'll be back in awhile...to tear ya'll up.
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[quote name='JC' post='296489' date='Jul 19 2006, 02:09 PM']I got conditioning in a little bit so i'll be back in awhile...to tear ya'll up.[/quote]

[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]

Aight, we'll see.
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I step away for some work stuff cause I aint on no summer break
and what do I see but these kids who dont realize they're their mothers mistake
you poster children for trojan make my God damn head ache
now kids dont make me send you to your rooms
should have killed you while you was still in the woom
read R.I.P. on your tomb
then my rest home ass can get some peace
but no in yo moms my cum did release
now 16 years later this still dont cease
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='296462' date='Jul 19 2006, 01:37 PM']While waitin for a response Im wonderin where the old dudes at?
Then it occured to me they takin they afternoon nap
Tucked up in they blankey countin sheep till they asleep
Then Ima sneak in and yo girl's gonna take a peep
At my King of the South, I aint takin bout TI
Should have known dont talk shit in the Nati so someone had to die
Not sayin I like wat happened but he shouldnt have ran his mouth
Cause the Nati the ghettoest city and And Im takin the crown from the South.[/quote]

[b]look u yung bastaad, fukks u and the south
think u got skillz but u jus runnin yo mouth
ima real pimp ask yo mom she knows i'll mack her
do u live in a barn? u hillbillie ass graham cracker
see u have no skillz cuz all the money im makin
punkin yo ass once again like my name was Coy Bacon
i'll oppress yo ass, put on a white sheet, make u pick my cotton
yo moms mad at me cuz i said her cooch smelled rotten
lil boyz tryin to fight men, huh thats funny
now i see why those white kids call u a junglebunny
my rhymes are hi tech like state of the art electronics
how many times must i tell u punk u cant fukks wit sneaky[/b]
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