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[quote name='sneaky' post='313649' date='Aug 11 2006, 12:33 AM'][b]stop jackin your creativity? little boy get real
you may have knuckles of brass, but i got hands of steel
man you rhyme like Pee Wee Herman just like a dork
you wont be dousin' me with knives cause all you got is sporks
you're more feminine than OG, so you're the "freestyle diva"
we remind you of desperate housewives cuz we got bitches like Eva
you damn right im cocky, cuz my raps are the bomb
i put the "ness" in cocky, and i put the "cock" in your mom
listen son, im the best right now and i was the best back then
sneaky has been the shit since Atari to next gen
you'll never be champ cuz frankly your rhymes aint that clever
if good rappers die young then i'd guess your ass will live forever[/b][/quote]

I aint that clever? bitch your the definition of a simpleton
i'll reveal you for what you are and have you fleeing like Rumpelstiltskin
and just like him, your about as intimidating as a midget
and how do you got bitches like Eva? you have trouble gettin girls digits
i'm the one who spins rhymes into gold, like the bitch in the fable
your like a pony, I'm the only thoroughbred in this stable
out shining you is so easy, and I'm willing and able
and it's dudes that get yo dick as hard as the legs on a table
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[quote name='sneaky' post='313266' date='Aug 10 2006, 12:47 PM'][b]neck and neck? girl the only way that happens is if you're standing on a chair
because when we stand toe to toe you'll always be lookin in the air
you buy your rhymes from a department store, but my words are sacred
you lucky this aint "strip poker", cause you'd be butt ass naked
my rhymes are like SARS cause its unstoppable, the flow will overwhelm you
and as far as having sex alone, somehow i get the feeling that you already do
you need batting practice girl, cuz you cant hit the rhymes i got hurled
yeah, the only times i see stars, is when your mom takes me "around the world" ;)
who said u can come out da kitchen? take yo ass back in there an fill my cup
my rhymes will leave u like Britney Spears alright, ..played out, barefoot and knocked up
a pad and a pen? girl pleeeze, i'll never have rhymer's block
cause my words stay hard and fuck little pussies, just like my cock[/b][/quote]


The only thing that overwhelms me is how pitiful your rhymes are.
You the MVP? Twice? how the hell did that happen? i aint seen you be MVP so far.
haha as for me having sex alone baby, just ask your pops he'll tell you otherwise ^_^
boy your rhymes annoy me so much i swat them off like flies
You say i need batting practice but my average is higher then the number of your STDs :lol:
So that must say somethin. & When your gay you have better chance of gettin disease
If this was "strip poker" sneaky i'd call your bluff..baby cus you all talk
because I dont believe you about "fuckin little pussies with your cock"
for battling me your just like Dickie Roberts..your "nucking futs".
Before you talk about fuckin little pussies, put the peanut butter up and take your dog off your nuts. ;)

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This is bad weekend for me to battle you children, i'll be watching preseason football
all weekend long on the NFL Network!!!!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

if the thread is still open, i'll get back to you Monday.

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[quote name='sneaky' post='314359' date='Aug 12 2006, 01:53 PM']This is bad weekend for me to battle you children, i'll be watching preseason football
all weekend long on the NFL Network!!!!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

if the thread is still open, i'll get back to you Monday.[/quote]

Well yeah so will I, but it only takes like 5 minutes to get on here and spit somethin homie.

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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='314417' date='Aug 12 2006, 03:59 PM']Well yeah so will I, but it only takes like 5 minutes to get on here and spit somethin homie.[/quote]

see thats why, your rhymes are so shitty. :lol:

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='311149' date='Aug 7 2006, 10:13 PM']No your right its a little bit faster
Now shut yo mouth and listen to da master
You aint Elmer but you been sniffin glue
your rhymes is like the stuff I had to clean off my shoe
Is you really rhyming about a paper towel?
Shut the F_CK _P, now go buy a vowel
I aint beating off Im with your moms tonight
and I aint gandalf but your moms like "da white"[/quote]

Computer got fucked up, it should be straight now

Y u even try dawg?, its gettin fuckin pathetic
I already kno wat weak shit u bringin like Im prophetic
Readin it straight out yo brain cause Im telekinetic
U rap like u all tipsy, dont be stupid n drive like JJ Reddick
I see yo moral droppin, Im killin yo confidence
I kno first hand yo girl dont practice abstinence
White bois can drink, yall gotta lot of tolerence
But God aint showin yall luv wit lil dick size allowance
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[quote name='sneaky' post='311604' date='Aug 8 2006, 02:03 PM'][b]little boy, i spit reality and your rhymes are fictitious
the only Boondocks character you remind me of, is [i]Gangstalicious[/i]
cause you act all hard but run like hell when the bullets spray
i bet CCC got you naked in the woods cuz [i]"yah niggas is gay"[/i]
so step up to the plate, your punk ass is about to get beaned
i run this muthafucka like the Big Red Machine
you think you the shit cuz you play more sports than one
your just a jack of all trades and ah master of none
you know nothing about sports, i bet u probably just fake it
i got an imagination? bitch, you're the one running around naked
man, i should call you Prince, cuz you cry like a dove
see i got all the ladies comin' to get some of my [i]"Thuggin Luv"[/i][/b][/quote]

Return from my leave, I get back from my hiadous
I see the same shit how the Old tryna play wit us
But the shit slowed down, 10 down on the GD page
Start to do some calculations, try to get a correct gage
Again, I leave then this shit slows down a helluva lot
Like yall was tryna spit while u was burnin n smokin pot
That's y Im the real MVP, cause Im valuable for this success
Cause when I rhyme, the whole damn world gets impress
Aint even expectin yall to argue, cause u cant argue the truth
Ill bang ya girl hands free, like Im fuckin her wit blue-tooth
I spoke to God yesterday, he said go get these dudes my son
Also told me I love money so much he renamed me Chief Heap Wampun
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='315704' date='Aug 14 2006, 03:22 PM']Computer got fucked up, it should be straight now

Y u even try dawg?, its gettin fuckin pathetic
I already kno wat weak shit u bringin like Im prophetic
Readin it straight out yo brain cause Im telekinetic
U rap like u all tipsy, dont be stupid n drive like JJ Reddick
I see yo moral droppin, Im killin yo confidence
I kno first hand yo girl dont practice abstinence
White bois can drink, yall gotta lot of tolerence
But God aint showin yall luv wit lil dick size allowance[/quote]


Killing my confidence? Dawg you aint rapped for dayz
meanwhile baby girl from your team is giving me praise
and I aint tipsy, Im straight, Im good
I walked the line like Johny Cash wished he could
So forget about JJ and forget about Duke
your rhymes make me sick and i got to puke

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Strumming your pain with my fingers, singing your life with my words,
killing you softly with my song,
killing you softly with my song,
telling your whole life with my words,
killing you softly with my song.

Dawg seriously why did you come back?
this rhyme you just spit is serisouly wack
perhaps you should have just stayed on recess
cause im tellin you oldschool is about to repeat its success
well repeat as champs of this round too
and then well mix it up a bit because your threw
maybee well be on teams next game
then youll have a chance to enjoy my acclaim
but for now this is oldschools time
while i kill you softly with each rhyme

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Strumming your pain with my fingers, singing your life with my words,
killing you softly with my song,
killing you softly with my song,
telling your whole life with my words,
killing you softly with my song.
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='315714' date='Aug 14 2006, 03:43 PM']Killing my confidence? Dawg you aint rapped for dayz
meanwhile baby girl from your team is giving me praise
and I aint tipsy, Im straight, Im good
I walked the line like Johny Cash wished he could
So forget about JJ and forget about Duke
your rhymes make me sick and i got to puke

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Strumming your pain with my fingers, singing your life with my words,
killing you softly with my song,
killing you softly with my song,
telling your whole life with my words,
killing you softly with my song.

Dawg seriously why did you come back?
this rhyme you just spit is serisouly wack
perhaps you should have just stayed on recess
cause im tellin you oldschool is about to repeat its success
well repeat as champs of this round too
and then well mix it up a bit because your threw
maybee well be on teams next game
then youll have a chance to enjoy my acclaim
but for now this is oldschools time
while i kill you softly with each rhyme

[b]Chorus:[/b]
Strumming your pain with my fingers, singing your life with my words,
killing you softly with my song,
killing you softly with my song,
telling your whole life with my words,
killing you softly with my song.[/quote]

Verse 1

Dont talk down to me or this shit'll get ugly
If we was TE's, Im Gates while u Rickey Dudley
So shut the hell up before I start spittin angry dissin
My rhymes r HD while u rappin in black n white telivision
Quit waistin these ppl's time wit yo weak rap emission
While Im spittin my amazin lines Im chargin admission
Killin Me Softly? Dawg Ill kill u fuckin roothless
Aint gettin locked up cause yo mouf gonna be toothless

Chorus

Its ok to be mad, but just dont say shit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Jumpin into my rap game is like a bottomless pit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Any state of mind Ill kill u, even if Im lit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
And I talk down to u sucka cause u just a git
Cause Im the realist nigga in it

Verse 2

After I get finished, the rap game will make me a monument
If yo old ass was back in skool, Id be usin corporal punishment
U keep respondin, arent u listenin, r u even competent?
Ima tell u one mo gain to stop cause Im dominant
There shouldnt be no 3-peat, matta fact, no wins at all
Cause we been skoolin the oldskool, while yall was tryna ball
Imagin if the 2 skools played a game of ball together
It'd be us as Jordan, while yall playin like Christian Laettner

Chorus

Its ok to be mad, but just dont say shit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Jumpin into my rap game is like a bottomless pit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Any state of mind Ill kill u, even if Im lit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
And I talk down to u sucka cause u just a git
Cause Im the realist nigga in it

Verse 3

Ur lines all look the same, like they Koopa-Troopa
But Im distinguished dawg, Im the King Koopa
U and sneaky r like the Mario Brothers, which ones dumber?
And yall share the same occupations, a plummer
Sorry but yall aint gettin no Princess Daisy's pussy
U ugly dawg, u look like u a brother wit Yoshi
U suppose to ride on Yoshi's back, not sneaky's fruit of the loom
U loosin ur life, that wasnt green, it was a blue mushroom

Chorus

Its ok to be mad, but just dont say shit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Jumpin into my rap game is like a bottomless pit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
Any state of mind Ill kill u, even if Im lit
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
And I talk down to u sucka cause u just a git
Cause Im the realist nigga in it
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='315746' date='Aug 14 2006, 04:23 PM']Ill have to get back to you either tonight or tommorow, my mom is in the hospital and im going to visit her.[/quote]

Yo that suxs man, wat's wrong wit her? If u dont mind me askin, cause if u do I understand.
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='313662' date='Aug 11 2006, 01:32 AM']I aint that clever? bitch your the definition of a simpleton
i'll reveal you for what you are and have you fleeing like Rumpelstiltskin
and just like him, your about as intimidating as a midget
and how do you got bitches like Eva? you have trouble gettin girls digits
i'm the one who spins rhymes into gold, like the bitch in the fable
your like a pony, I'm the only thoroughbred in this stable
out shining you is so easy, and I'm willing and able
and it's dudes that get yo dick as hard as the legs on a table[/quote]

[b]a simpleton? bitch im schoolin' yo ass, cuz you da blackboard and im the chalk
i may be Rumpelstiltskin but whys your girl climbing my beanstalk?
you just a peon to me fool, im the lyrical giant
im a gigolo too because yo moms my top client
nigga, i got more green in my pocket than a florist has plants
i dont worry about gettin girls digits, i just get in their pants
muthafucka im the MVP and you will never take it
im the man you want to be and da pimp that gets your girl naked
you turn nothing into gold, you a bitch but your name aint Midas
yo' mom sucks my dick so much, her breath smells like gingivitis
so fuck your thoroughbred my raps are like a Ferrari
dont give up your day job son cuz your rhymes are just sorry[/b]
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[quote name='OG_OklahomaGirl_OG' post='313754' date='Aug 11 2006, 10:00 AM']The only thing that overwhelms me is how pitiful your rhymes are.
You the MVP? Twice? how the hell did that happen? i aint seen you be MVP so far.
haha as for me having sex alone baby, just ask your pops he'll tell you otherwise ^_^
boy your rhymes annoy me so much i swat them off like flies
You say i need batting practice but my average is higher then the number of your STDs :lol:
So that must say somethin. & When your gay you have better chance of gettin disease
If this was "strip poker" sneaky i'd call your bluff..baby cus you all talk
because I dont believe you about "fuckin little pussies with your cock"
for battling me your just like Dickie Roberts..your "nucking futs".
Before you talk about fuckin little pussies, put the peanut butter up and take your dog off your nuts. ;)[/quote]

[b]im the best rapper here so stop all the hatin', Britt
you know im the man of your dreams and the best you'll ever get
your rhymes are really shit but you spray it with perfume
my pops had you but hes gonna pass dat ass to me like a family airlume
see lil girl, the words i type are flawless and near perfection
you cream your panties when you read them cause im the object of your affection
no STD's here, my dick done passed the governments inspection
i bet my rhymes annoy you cause they give you ah yeast infection
im tearing you up like Tokyo as if i was the lyrical Godzilla
you aint even old enuff yet but you already craving my chocolate in your vanilla :o

:lmao: [/b]

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='315711' date='Aug 14 2006, 03:37 PM']Return from my leave, I get back from my hiadous
I see the same shit how the Old tryna play wit us
But the shit slowed down, 10 down on the GD page
Start to do some calculations, try to get a correct gage
Again, I leave then this shit slows down a helluva lot
Like yall was tryna spit while u was burnin n smokin pot
That's y Im the real MVP, cause Im valuable for this success
Cause when I rhyme, the whole damn world gets impress
Aint even expectin yall to argue, cause u cant argue the truth
Ill bang ya girl hands free, like Im fuckin her wit blue-tooth
I spoke to God yesterday, he said go get these dudes my son
Also told me I love money so much he renamed me Chief Heap Wampun[/quote]

[b]bitch, i bet you left cause you were tired of takin' a beatin'
not a damn things changed, my dick is on the plate an yo' mom is still eatin'
have you seen your girl, cause i think that hoe is cheatin'
i just met her but i gave her a good meatin'
i took a lil break too, but it had nothing to do with you all
just sat on the couch wit your girl on my lap, watchin some football
you say you the real MVP? bitch dont make me smile
you just lucky to be born cuz i had no idea your mom was so fertile
you'll never beat me boy, cause all the rhymes i've mastered
i spoke to God too, and i confessed to him, that you're my bastard[/b]
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