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[quote name='sneaky' post='308251' date='Aug 3 2006, 09:20 PM'][b]you back again? obviously you fail to translate
that when compared to me, your shit just dont equate
u like curdled milk bitch, yo' ryhmes passed their sell-date
im gonna slap up side the head so hard with my wang, you'll need a tin-plate
cuz my dick so heavy, when i travel i need a freight
everytime i call your bitch, she becomes elate
but ima bout to bust yo' damn and open the muthafuckin floodgate
my rhymes will bust yo bladder, i kno u wanna pee, but im gonna make u wait
think u ah pimp, but yo; black ass probably lives on section-8
yo' moms got more miles on her pussy than a highway interstate
my raps hit you in the head with a hockey puck, but i dont skate
when i got some pressure in my ballz and ya girl helps them alleviate
call me "The Erasure" cuz its time to remove you from the slate
u tarbaby ass punk, my rymes are Jim Crow and i wont let u intergrate
see i know im you're idol, so its me you try to impersonate
but my rhymes are so tight, you will neva be able to duplicate
keep on runnin yo' mouth, and its yo' life im gonna have to abbreivate
just like TD Jakes my rhymes baptize yo' ass, they inspirate
u lookin in the dictionary to beat me, but thats how much my raps motivate.[/b][/quote]


Let me speak for Whodey since he aint here, your a Rhymezone.com rapper
either quit that shit or I'll do ya like a lamp, put ya out that the clapper
if rappin great was a bitch, you'd never tap her, your just a fapper
and you come off female, so whodey, let me be the one to slap her
it takes a hundred laps to achieve greatness, you just a one lapper
not even a knee slapper, you aint funny no more, flush your rhymes down the crapper
before i came here i was never sleepy, but your raps turned me into a napper
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='308330' date='Aug 3 2006, 10:22 PM']Your ex girl like the Dr. Pepper slogan, “Aint nothin better”
and when she’s in my crib dog, there aint nothing wetter
but I don’t sweat her, I just get on her skin like a sweater
and if you wants to go back to your ass, I’ll never let her
it’s best you forget her, and find a new piece off ass
and since you like interfamily relations, get all up in ya niece’s ass
Did you pass the class? The one where ya learn how to make relationships last
and not to fuck within the family, doin your brother like Lance Bass[/quote]

[b]gettin in yo' girls panties was easy, is was nuttin to it
my games like Nike, cuz i told the bitch "Just do It"
but see that shit just happens cuz im the "O"
got bitches given me ass cuz they like the way i flow
my sperm done swam in ya girl so many times, she calls me Jaques Cousteau
when i aint hittin she trickin and bringing me the dough
ya' moms proposed to me the other day, but i had to tell the bitch, NO
i said i hate to be mean, but you crampin my style
she started to cry, so i gave her some dick and made her leave with a smile
see my hoez are so fine they should be on tv so punk dont change the dial
i got bitchez like Ginger and Mary Ann, cuz my shit is like Gilligan's isle
so why u talkin shit? i dont even got a niece
yo' rhymes are so corny i wish they would cease
next time you open yo mouth ima fill it when some dick grease
if this was fashion, i'd be the prince of cashmere and you the sultan of fleece
im killin your rhymes all the timez so muthafucka rest in peace[/b]
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='308344' date='Aug 3 2006, 10:34 PM']Let me speak for Whodey since he aint here, your a Rhymezone.com rapper
either quit that shit or I'll do ya like a lamp, put ya out that the clapper
if rappin great was a bitch, you'd never tap her, your just a fapper
and you come off female, so whodey, let me be the one to slap her
it takes a hundred laps to achieve greatness, you just a one lapper
not even a knee slapper, you aint funny no more, flush your rhymes down the crapper
before i came here i was never sleepy, but your raps turned me into a napper[/quote]

[b]i know whodey said he from da south
but what i didnt know is obviously he got his dick in yo' mouth
what da fuck is ryhmezone.com?, i neva heard of that site
is that where you get the words you write?
the biggest female here aint OG, its you
cuz you're always on ians' nuts eating his goo
man, ive neva seen a rapper who acts mo like a bitch
if you was a computer, i think your "man program" has a glitch
the more u talk, the more i wonder, fuck it ....i'll just be frank
are u packin fudge? cuz you act like theres sugah in yo' tank[/b]
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='308210' date='Aug 3 2006, 08:32 PM']Ho, Im the biggest thing on this board just call me Acropolis
Tellin me Im gonna fall?, u kno that shits proposterous
Ima bring the storm, check the sky its dark, Im ominous
When u attempt to rhyme its just so damn atrocious
When I get done wit u, the name Jamie B will be oblivious
Yo ugly ass chick looks terrible next to my girl who's gorgeous
I kno Im surprisin yall that my vocabulary is so bodacious
While yo dumb ass cant even spell supercalifrajalisticexpialidocious[/quote]


Biggest thing on tha board? Your report like Fox News
Talkin all that garbage is gonna drive me back to booze
Weather report says not a cloud in the sky
My rhymes atrocious? Dawg why do you even try?
and I aint oblivious Im a damn legend notorious
its been two rounds and oldschool is still victorious
and I seen your girl she aint the talk of the town
Marry Poppins? Bitch you dont need no sugar to make my medicine go down
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[quote name='sneaky' post='308364' date='Aug 3 2006, 10:52 PM'][b]gettin in yo' girls panties was easy, is was nuttin to it
my games like Nike, cuz i told the bitch "Just do It"
but see that shit just happens cuz im the "O"
got bitches given me ass cuz they like the way i flow
my sperm done swam in ya girl so many times, she calls me Jaques Cousteau
when i aint hittin she trickin and bringing me the dough
ya' moms proposed to me the other day, but i had to tell the bitch, NO
i said i hate to be mean, but you crampin my style
she started to cry, so i gave her some dick and made her leave with a smile
see my hoez are so fine they should be on tv so punk dont change the dial
i got bitchez like Ginger and Mary Ann, cuz my shit is like Gilligan's isle
so why u talkin shit? i dont even got a niece
yo' rhymes are so corny i wish they would cease
next time you open yo mouth ima fill it when some dick grease
if this was fashion, i'd be the prince of cashmere and you the sultan of fleece
im killin your rhymes all the timez so muthafucka rest in peace[/b][/quote]


[quote name='sneaky' post='308401' date='Aug 3 2006, 11:07 PM'][b]i know whodey said he from da south
but what i didnt know is obviously he got his dick in yo' mouth
what da fuck is ryhmezone.com?, i neva heard of that site
is that where you get the words you write?
the biggest female here aint OG, its you
cuz you're always on ians' nuts eating his goo
man, ive neva seen a rapper who acts mo like a bitch
if you was a computer, i think your "man program" has a glitch
the more u talk, the more i wonder, fuck it ....i'll just be frank
are u packin fudge? cuz you act like theres sugah in yo' tank[/b][/quote]


Youngster, about to go from rags from riches
sneaky tyin to look fly, that’s why he sags his briches
underneath ya hard front, your just an uncircumcised cunt
running around with fake jewels, sayin “Yo watch me stunt”
don’t you know you got STDs, see them soars inside ya cheeks?
every one like herpes, syphillas, ghonnarea, thats why ya dick leaks
my dick speaks, i mean it must cause your mom comes when i call
I mean last time she arrived with ya sister, I had to cum on um all
Since I’m obviously gonna win, I gotta know, just what’s the prize?
every oldie look back at the first letter of each line, I spelled out your demise
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='308425' date='Aug 3 2006, 11:25 PM']Youngster, about to go from rags from riches
sneaky tyin to look fly, that’s why he sags his briches
underneath ya hard front, your just an uncircumcised cunt
running around with fake jewels, sayin “Yo watch me stunt”
don’t you know you got STDs, see them soars inside ya cheeks?
every one like herpes, syphillas, ghonnarea, thats why ya dick leaks
my dick speaks, i mean it must cause your mom comes when i call
I mean last time she arrived with ya sister, I had to cum on um all
Since I’m obviously gonna win, I gotta know, just what’s the prize?
every oldie look back at the first letter of each line, I spelled out your demise[/quote]

[b]From rags to riches? bitch, you'll always be broke
Underneath your facade, i bet there's poles you like to smoke
Cause the way you sweat yo' boy whodey, it aint no joke
Kind a funny cuz whodey85, only fucks kinfolk

You have no idea how whack yo shit sounds
sneaky rolls in Cadilacs, while you're dumbass rides Greyhounds
Unfornately im gonna have to punk yo' ass once again

Hittin yo' azz wit body shots and bustin up yo' chin
On my dick, is where ya moms is at, cuz its ticklin her spine
Eat my dick muthafucka, oh by the way, read the first letter of my mine[/b]
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='308412' date='Aug 3 2006, 11:16 PM']Biggest thing on tha board? Your report like Fox News
Talkin all that garbage is gonna drive me back to booze
Weather report says not a cloud in the sky
My rhymes atrocious? Dawg why do you even try?
and I aint oblivious Im a damn legend notorious
its been two rounds and oldschool is still victorious
and I seen your girl she aint the talk of the town
Marry Poppins? Bitch you dont need no sugar to make my medicine go down[/quote]

Sorry to interject in the middle of a battle, but that was nasty rhyming. :badger:

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='307550' date='Aug 2 2006, 08:49 PM']Why you talkin bout some freaky homo erotic
talk like that again and Ill go psychotic
like the Scarecrow bitch my shit is hypnotic
and I'd watch calling OG a hoe
cause shell slam your ass down like a domino
and dont helter-skeltered me son you aint no manson
your rhymes sound like you tha black member of hanson[/quote]


word...
to jamie b

thanks i dont appricate bein called a hoe..& you know that. :)
i miss you guys too.
but i have been extremly stressed out..this is big stuff for me.
leavin my home town and my mom and friends..crazy stuff so yah ill be back on before you know it tho,
and to sneaky.."im starting to miss that JailBait" :) im allways here reading incase you wanna throw somethin at me ill find it and get you back as soon as i can..
sorry i left yall hangin like some sort of BAB hater. ;) jk BAB i know your hidin in here somehwere waitin for me to be sayin something about you. :)
but as for Whodey and CCC way to hold it down for the nuschool. got respect lovin it..been readin and yall really makin a girl proud..even tho my boy bein callin me a ho* huh ian.? :) jk i forgive you.
i miss you cats..keep up the good work.
<3 OG. soon to be FG* lol and that sounds way homosexual. so im gunna stick with OG*.

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wheres OG at?

did she have a girl scout meeting tonight, i know pretty soon it will be cookie season for her.

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hahah you want some cookies..maybe a sugar cookie? ;)
and uh some of you dudes are haters talkin bout a chick when she aint even there..mmm hmmm. i was readin the poll. ;)

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[quote name='sneaky' post='308545' date='Aug 4 2006, 01:56 AM'][b]From rags to riches? bitch, you'll always be broke
Underneath your facade, i bet there's poles you like to smoke
Cause the way you sweat yo' boy whodey, it aint no joke
Kind a funny cuz whodey85, only fucks kinfolk

You have no idea how whack yo shit sounds
sneaky rolls in Cadilacs, while you're dumbass rides Greyhounds
Unfornately im gonna have to punk yo' ass once again

Hittin yo' azz wit body shots and bustin up yo' chin
On my dick, is where ya moms is at, cuz its ticklin her spine
Eat my dick muthafucka, oh by the way, read the first letter of my mine[/b][/quote]

your rhymes got you soundin reduntant, like a record that's broken,
i've already spoken, got ya moms in the crib, we're soakin
but no smokin, naw, no tokin, just fuckin and jokin
more like JR Tolkein, cause i could write a novel bout what we did
six hundred positions, sexual precision, despite what a slut she is
must be the crib, cause where i live, you'd think i was in the hollywood biz
or better yet the music industry, I'm like R Kelly minus the wiz
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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='308733' date='Aug 4 2006, 11:49 AM']your rhymes got you soundin reduntant, like a record that's broken,
i've already spoken, got ya moms in the crib, we're soakin
but no smokin, naw, no tokin, just fuckin and jokin
more like JR Tolkein, cause i could write a novel bout what we did
six hundred positions, sexual precision, despite what a slut she is
must be the crib, cause where i live, you'd think i was in the hollywood biz
or better yet the music industry, I'm like R Kelly minus the wiz[/quote]

[b]battlin me, the only thing thats gonna be broken is yo' neck
your account is overdrawn but yo' mouth keeps writing a check
the only novels you write seem more like Dr Suess
my rhymes are beatin u so bad, i might get indicted for child abuse
the O's raps are like Microsoft blockin' all your spam
so go in the kitchen bitch and cook me some "green eggs and ham"
by the way, your crib aint in hollywood, more like Neverland Ranch, cuz thats where u getin some action
and you aint soakin wit my moms, its Micheal Jackson[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='308793' date='Aug 4 2006, 01:07 PM'][b]battlin me, the only thing thats gonna be broken is yo' neck
your account is overdrawn but yo' mouth keeps writing a check
the only novels you write seem more like Dr Suess
my rhymes are beatin u so bad, i might get indicted for child abuse
the O's raps are like Microsoft blockin' all your spam
so go in the kitchen bitch and cook me some "green eggs and ham"
by the way, your crib aint in hollywood, more like Neverland Ranch, cuz thats where u getin some action
and you aint soakin wit my moms, its Micheal Jackson[/b][/quote]

your like a pesky fly, I kill nuisances like you all day
fly swatter, my own shoe, my lyrics are bug spray
your flows like a slug, so in a grave is where you'll lay
your brave to say, them disrespectful things directed my way
I'll have you dissected today, like them frogs in science class
and your death will mean nothing, wont even be mentioned at Sunday mass
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[quote name='sneaky' post='308793' date='Aug 4 2006, 01:07 PM'][b]battlin me, the only thing thats gonna be broken is yo' neck
your account is overdrawn but yo' mouth keeps writing a check
the only novels you write seem more like Dr Suess
my rhymes are beatin u so bad, i might get indicted for child abuse
the O's raps are like Microsoft blockin' all your spam
so go in the kitchen bitch and cook me some "green eggs and ham"
by the way, your crib aint in hollywood, more like Neverland Ranch, cuz thats where u getin some action
and you aint soakin wit my moms, its Micheal Jackson[/b][/quote]


:afropic:

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[quote name='ColorChanginClique' post='308835' date='Aug 4 2006, 02:10 PM']your like a pesky fly, I kill nuisances like you all day
fly swatter, my own shoe, my lyrics are bug spray
your flows like a slug, so in a grave is where you'll lay
your brave to say, them disrespectful things directed my way
I'll have you dissected today, like them frogs in science class
and your death will mean nothing, wont even be mentioned at Sunday mass[/quote]

[b]you talkin all dat shit boy, u betta bite your tongue
im the brown hornet, and bitch you about to get stung
my rhymes are rockin' yo' world and yo' bell is gettin' rung
i got yo girl always calling me cuz she know dis nigga is hung
you'll be diggin up an empty grave, cuz im gonna live forever
do you think you can beat me? mutha-fucka.... you'll never
i got yo frog bitch, but im cuttin on you like a cadaver
yo' mama wants to donate her body to me, but i won't have her
you're a joke son, im not worried about you....not in the least
so take yo' ass to Sunday mass, cuz you're probably dating a priest[/b]
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[quote name='sneaky' post='308251' date='Aug 3 2006, 09:20 PM'][b]you back again? obviously you fail to translate
that when compared to me, your shit just dont equate
u like curdled milk bitch, yo' ryhmes passed their sell-date
im gonna slap up side the head so hard with my wang, you'll need a tin-plate
cuz my dick so heavy, when i travel i need a freight
everytime i call your bitch, she becomes elate
but ima bout to bust yo' damn and open the muthafuckin floodgate
my rhymes will bust yo bladder, i kno u wanna pee, but im gonna make u wait
think u ah pimp, but yo; black ass probably lives on section-8
yo' moms got more miles on her pussy than a highway interstate
my raps hit you in the head with a hockey puck, but i dont skate
when i got some pressure in my ballz and ya girl helps them alleviate
call me "The Erasure" cuz its time to remove you from the slate
u tarbaby ass punk, my rymes are Jim Crow and i wont let u intergrate
see i know im you're idol, so its me you try to impersonate
but my rhymes are so tight, you will neva be able to duplicate
keep on runnin yo' mouth, and its yo' life im gonna have to abbreivate
just like TD Jakes my rhymes baptize yo' ass, they inspirate
u lookin in the dictionary to beat me, but thats how much my raps motivate.[/b][/quote]

Psh, u thinkin u rhymin like me, but u aint, so dont throw away ur time and waste
Cause the more times u attemptin makes me look betta', man I radiate
Yo hoe is on me so damn much, my dick she's tryin to incubate
My lines r like monsters, Im in my lab mixin krypton and phosphate
Dawg Im on my own fuckin level, my rhymes on they own demarcate
Ur slow ass sayin stupid shit, I swear u classified as a degenerate
U should be happy Im even speakin to u, u a fuckin ingrate
My rhymes possesin magic, Im makin Pinochio animate
The more these ppl readin my lines, the more I invigorate
Doin the xtreme, even yo old ass these lines could stimulate
Lookin like Im the last man on earth, I guess its time to populate
U kno the first girl Ill call up'll be ya ho, then the rest Ill propagate
We both comin back-n-forth, like we comin to a stalemate
But I aint havin that playa cause my rhymin is the ultimate
Overthrowin the "King" cause the ppl want be to subjecate
They wantin a Democracy, so Im the Prez, time to inaugurate
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='308412' date='Aug 3 2006, 11:16 PM']Biggest thing on tha board? Your report like Fox News
Talkin all that garbage is gonna drive me back to booze
Weather report says not a cloud in the sky
My rhymes atrocious? Dawg why do you even try?
and I aint oblivious Im a damn legend notorious
its been two rounds and oldschool is still victorious
and I seen your girl she aint the talk of the town
Marry Poppins? Bitch you dont need no sugar to make my medicine go down[/quote]

Man, fuck Fox News, I dont watch that shit
Primetime callin me up, askin me if I can host it
The reason I try is cause Im legit, like Im 2Pac
U searchin ur brain for a line but I think u outta stock
Pimp, gansta, playa, r all of my synonyms
But when u compared to them words, they look like antonyms
Quit puttin these ppl thro yo wack mess playa
Conio!, Ima even tell u in Spanish that ur lines (son mierda)

that means "are shit" ;) and conio is damn, just for all yall folk who no habla espanol.

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[quote name='whodey 85' post='308883' date='Aug 4 2006, 04:13 PM']Man, fuck Fox News, I dont watch that shit
Primetime callin me up, askin me if I can host it
The reason I try is cause Im legit, like Im 2Pac
U searchin ur brain for a line but I think u outta stock
Pimp, gansta, playa, r all of my synonyms
But when u compared to them words, they look like antonyms
Quit puttin these ppl thro yo wack mess playa
Conio!, Ima even tell u in Spanish that ur lines (son mierda)

that means "are shit" ;) and conio is damn, just for all yall folk who no habla espanol.[/quote]


damn man you being in school all day slowed this down a minute...im almost out, and got a poker game tonight so ill probabally get at you this weeekend sometime

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Guest whodey 85
[quote name='Jamie_B' post='308887' date='Aug 4 2006, 04:17 PM']damn man you being in school all day slowed this down a minute...im almost out, and got a poker game tonight so ill probabally get at you this weeekend sometime[/quote]

Yea, my bad to erbody, but I gotta go to skool, u kno?

And Im predictin ull get a........................4 of a kind tonite. Im feelin four 9's cause of the thread.
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[quote name='whodey 85' post='308878' date='Aug 4 2006, 04:02 PM']Psh, u thinkin u rhymin like me, but u aint, so dont throw away ur time and waste
Cause the more times u attemptin makes me look betta', man I radiate
Yo hoe is on me so damn much, my dick she's tryin to incubate
My lines r like monsters, Im in my lab mixin krypton and phosphate
Dawg Im on my own fuckin level, my rhymes on they own demarcate
Ur slow ass sayin stupid shit, I swear u classified as a degenerate
U should be happy Im even speakin to u, u a fuckin ingrate
My rhymes possesin magic, Im makin Pinochio animate
The more these ppl readin my lines, the more I invigorate
Doin the xtreme, even yo old ass these lines could stimulate
Lookin like Im the last man on earth, I guess its time to populate
U kno the first girl Ill call up'll be ya ho, then the rest Ill propagate
We both comin back-n-forth, like we comin to a stalemate
But I aint havin that playa cause my rhymin is the ultimate
Overthrowin the "King" cause the ppl want be to subjecate
They wantin a Democracy, so Im the Prez, time to inaugurate[/quote]

[b]see, unlike you im not in the dictionary, i just aint got the time
fuck all your words that rhyme with eight, cuz im takin this bitch to nine
you steal your style from me cuz my rhymes are so authentic and genuine
you'll never comprehend the method to my madness cause you so asinine
yo' raps taste like Jungle Juice while mines taste like imported French wine
see a playa like me rolls in Armani suits but yo' punk ass sports Calvin Klein
im like Morgan Freeman playing God in Bruce Almighty, and you Wayne Brady from What's My Line?
bitch, im an All Star starter, while yo' punk ass just rides the pine
you're that rat named Pinky and my brain is like Albert Einstein
its a "DEAD END" fuckin wit me, so you betta pay attention and read the sign
welcome to the Royal Rumble bitch and watch the O hit you wit a clothesline
then im gonna pile-drive you on a steel chair and break your spine
i dont know whats greater, my rhymes or my libido cuz i tap hoez like a canine
got ya girl callin me Tarzan cause she always swingin' on my vine
got holes so fly, Hugh Hefner probably say,"Damn O, them bitchez are so damn fine!"
i aint a man-whore but "I get Around" like Tupac, even yo' mama used to be my concubine
see, the bass im droppin is blasting in you ear, you probably think they ALPINE
how dare you talk shit to me, thats blasphemy bitch, cuz my rhymes are so divine
man you aint nothin but a cancer, but ima cut yo' ass out like a tumor thats benign
i'd cut you again like porkchop but you lucky that i dont eat swine
i glow like chrome on 22's, or yo' girls clit ring, muthafuka you know my rhymes got shine
the writing is on the wall punk, its your choice, i can either fire yo' ass or you can resign
breaking news bitch, cuz once this thread is over, "sneaky IS THE 3 TIME MVP" will read the headline.[/b]
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