Guest steggyD Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='Ben' post='332395' date='Sep 6 2006, 04:41 PM']I'm not sure how i did it. But i am the #1 nation in our region!!! BOW DOWN TO ZOD!!![/quote] Alright, time to ban Ben from our region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='Ben' post='332395' date='Sep 6 2006, 04:41 PM']I'm not sure how i did it. But i am the #1 nation in our region!!! BOW DOWN TO ZOD!!![/quote] We offer as gatuitous gift, one of our beloved horses. [img]http://www.mothercow.org/bull/mother-cow-169x196.jpg[/img] You must not consume, but you may extract the juices from the utter. Mmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChosenOne Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='Ben' post='332395' date='Sep 6 2006, 04:41 PM']I'm not sure how i did it. But i am the #1 nation in our region!!! BOW DOWN TO ZOD!!![/quote] The current UN report is "Largest Soda Pop Sector"... you're #1 because your country leads Go-Bengals in soda sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Damn, and all I have is this cheese, some pizza, and a bunch of weapons. I did pass a bill to go ahead and mine some uranium, but not to destroy all the rainforests. So I may have some uranium cash supply coming in. Time to go nuclear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChosenOne Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='332410' date='Sep 6 2006, 05:00 PM']Time to go nuclear.[/quote] At least until CJandRudiJ comes after us and tells us we're not allowed to have nuclear programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Important announcement, our miners have made an important discovery deep within one of our mines. We call it Yellow-Cake: Goes well with Horse Juice: [img]http://www.biogro.co.nz/images/milk.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [img]http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/exhibitions/presidentially_speaking/images/yellowcake.jpeg[/img] Soon to be released for trade, upon approval from the nations Food and Drug Administration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [color="#3333FF"]Here is mine ....[/color] [b][img]http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/default.jpg[/img] [color="#FF0000"][size=5]The Republic of Utopastan[/size][/color] [i]Motto:[/i] "When spider unite, they can tie down a lion" [i]UN Category:[/i] Democratic Socialists [i]Civil Rights:[/i] Very Good [i]Economy:[/i] Basket Case [i]Political Freedoms:[/i] Excellent [i]Location:[/i] the West Pacific [i]Regional Influence:[/i] Minnow The Republic of Utopastan is a tiny, environmentally stunning, devout nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Utopastan's national animal is the rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the utopa.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Lmao, 72%. I hope the government provides food and shelter ... Anyways, join up with our Go Bengals region now, pw is odell . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='332449' date='Sep 6 2006, 06:23 PM']Lmao, 72%. I hope the government provides food and shelter ... Anyways, join up with our Go Bengals region now, pw is odell .[/quote] [center][img]http://www.infobrasil.org/fotos/fotos/Corel/images/1209.jpg[/img][/center] [b][size=4]Here in Utopastan .... we are not sure if you other nations can be trusted .... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/39.gif[/img] [/size] [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [b]I just made voting compulsory .... [center][size=7]don't vote .... don't eat[/b][/size] [img]http://www.betterphoto.com/blogs/insights/MS-5541.jpg[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='332450' date='Sep 6 2006, 06:29 PM'][center][img]http://www.infobrasil.org/fotos/fotos/Corel/images/1209.jpg[/img][/center] [b][size=4]Here in Utopastan .... we are not sure if you other nations can be trusted .... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/39.gif[/img] [/size] [/b][/quote] I will pray to Eru (The One), also called Ilúvatar (the All High or the Father of All ) for lasting friendship between our nations. Care for some Yellow-Cake and Horse Juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='331818' date='Sep 5 2006, 11:08 PM'][img]http://65.109.31.4/images/hezbollah.JPG[/img][img]http://www.isracast.com/images/301105hezbollah.jpg[/img] [b]It has been noted that the The Democratic States of Boomerstan has provided my small but peacefull nation with the arms we will need to continue to fight these imperialists. Praise be to the nation of Boomerstan.[/b][/quote] I actually just noticed that I don't really have an arms industry to speak of. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//40.gif[/img] I will, however, provide your cause with plenty of beef and cheese for your troops to make Philly cheesesteaks out of. I will also offer IT support for any laser guided missiles or other hi-tech weaponry you might receive from the arms-dealing nations. Best I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='BlackJesus' post='332448' date='Sep 6 2006, 06:20 PM'][color="#3333FF"]Here is mine ....[/color] [b][img]http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/default.jpg[/img] [color="#FF0000"][size=5]The Republic of Utopastan[/size][/color] [i]Motto:[/i] "When spider unite, they can tie down a lion" [i]UN Category:[/i] Democratic Socialists [i]Civil Rights:[/i] Very Good [i]Economy:[/i] Basket Case [i]Political Freedoms:[/i] Excellent [i]Location:[/i] the West Pacific [i]Regional Influence:[/i] Minnow The Republic of Utopastan is a tiny, environmentally stunning, devout nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Utopastan's national animal is the rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the utopa.[/b][/quote] no defense budget huh bj? <note to self... when i figure out how, go to war w/ bj> and private enterprise is illegal... you wouldn't really want that though, would you bj? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Lawman' post='332413' date='Sep 6 2006, 04:04 PM']Important announcement, our miners have made an important discovery deep within one of our mines. We call it Yellow-Cake: Goes well with Horse Juice: [img]http://www.biogro.co.nz/images/milk.jpg[/img][/quote] Forget the "horse" juice. [img]http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/12/30/cow.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.brisket.net/custom/photos/beef-jerkey2.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.idnes.cz/05/01/cl/MAF9ce40ee26_Jidlo_hamburger_fast_food_c_.JPG[/img] [img]http://food4film.com/images3/Philly%20cheese%20steak2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.meandlous.com/Images/Ribs.jpg[/img] [img]http://home.cvc.org/acc/anubis/GrillingMeat/Grilled_Steak.jpg[/img] Buy [i]Boomerstan Beef[/i]®! The BEST in the region®! Oh yeah, and our [i]Boomerstan Cheese[/i]® is world renowned and just to die for... if not a bit smelly. [edit] Actually, now that I think about it, don't forget the "horse juice". [i]Boomerstan Milk[/i]® is the freshest and tastiest in all of Go Bengals!® [url="http://www.bbfeldmusik-nottwil.ch/Homepage/girl/milk.JPG"]Link to image. Probably NWS.[/url] [url="http://www.croportal.com/images/got_milk2.jpg"]Another NWS link.[/url] Hey, sex sells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Boomer07' post='332594' date='Sep 6 2006, 09:45 PM']I actually just noticed that I don't really have an arms industry to speak of. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//40.gif[/img] I will, however, provide your cause with plenty of beef and cheese for your troops to make Philly cheesesteaks out of. I will also offer IT support for any laser guided missiles or other hi-tech weaponry you might receive from the arms-dealing nations. Best I can do. [/quote] [img]http://server32.irna.com/filesystem/06/04/13/897100-32-17.GIF[/img] [b]The support of Boomerstan is greatly welcomed may a thousand blessings be upon you. [/b] [img]http://medias.lefigaro.fr/photos/20060224.FIG000001528_1.jpg[/img] [b]My brothers and fellow neighbors I call upon those of you who can help if your exports would help cripple CJandRudiJ's pizza delivery service industry, I say we raise our prices on him. Make the oppressors know that with this bloodshed will be a heavy price. Their economy shall be crippled. The Republic of Utopastan understands that "When spider unite, they can tie down a lion". Today this nation is mine. Today it is my people who suffer at the hands of these Zionist oppressors. Tommorow it could be yours. Rise up my brothers and support us before it's too late.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I like to think that the peoples of Stegland as a neutral people. Most of my citizens are too high to worry about such issues. However, our few straight-laced people would like to manufacture some weapons for both sides. The war you two are preparing to wage can help fund half of my nations social needs. I'm looking to build a statue, twice the size of Lady Liberty, out of cheese, in honor of our Pizza Delivery services. And if you are successful at crippling CJandRudiJ's pizza industry, my country has the opportunity to rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='332622' date='Sep 6 2006, 10:41 PM']I like to think that the peoples of Stegland as a neutral people. Most of my citizens are too high to worry about such issues. However, our few straight-laced people would like to manufacture some weapons for both sides. The war you two are preparing to wage can help fund half of my nations social needs. I'm looking to build a statue, twice the size of Lady Liberty, out of cheese, in honor of our Pizza Delivery services. And if you are successful at crippling CJandRudiJ's pizza industry, my country has the opportunity to rise.[/quote] [img]http://www.theodoresworld.net/pcfreezone/HizbullahleaderSheikHassanNasrallah.jpg[/img] [b]At the moment our nations are meeting to discuss a peace however there is no trust with us we will gladly purchase your weaponry for use in protecting ourselves from any future invasion. These Zionist oppressors must pay for their treachery.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 BTW, everyone check your population. I now have a population of 6 million. Just yesterday it was 5 million. 1 million people added in just one day? Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBandJoeyV Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I am here to make a final report on the situation. After much investigation, it has been found that our central intelligence was wrong. We found out that nobody from inside the Republic of Jamie_B were talking to people from Shitty States of Queernation. It turns out that there was a traitor amongst our midsts by the name of CincyGator. It appears he has gone to the Shitty States of Queernation and worked with them to get the Go-Bengals region to turn on each other. I appologize to Jamie_B and the people of the Republic of Jamie_B and urge that everyone in the region of Go Bengals unites to take down the Shitty Nations of Queernation once and for all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 We may have a problem with our new discovery of Yellow-cake: [img]http://media.hamptonroads.com/images/news/2006/09sep/firewall440x293.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 you cant beat my uranium mining and furniture restoration businesses. Oh yeah, my corporate police state was accepted into the UN. [quote]The People's Republic of Whodey319 "Where the white bitches at" UN Category: Corporate Police State Civil Rights: Some Economy:Thriving Political Freedoms:Unheard Of Location: Go Bengals Regional Influence: Power The People's Republic of Whodey319 is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed. There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. [b]A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.[/b] Elections have been outlawed and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem. Whodey319's national animal is the liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the wayne. Whodey319 is ranked 12th in the region and 67,465th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='CJandRudiJ' post='332670' date='Sep 7 2006, 12:58 AM']I am here to make a final report on the situation. After much investigation, it has been found that our central intelligence was wrong. We found out that nobody from inside the Republic of Jamie_B were talking to people from Shitty States of Queernation. It turns out that there was a traitor amongst our midsts by the name of CincyGator. It appears he has gone to the Shitty States of Queernation and worked with them to get the Go-Bengals region to turn on each other. I appologize to Jamie_B and the people of the Republic of Jamie_B and urge that everyone in the region of Go Bengals unites to take down the Shitty Nations of Queernation once and for all!!![/quote] [img]http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/nasrallahaoun2.jpg[/img] [b]The sovereign and recently accepted UN Nation of Jamie_B is thankful for the peace and would like to thank Lawman from The Republic of Allewyne for his wisdom in brokering this deal, peace be with his nation. We expect talks to continue so that this peace can be lasting as my people have suffered greatly at the hands of this false information, we ask that reparations be made in the form of free pizza for my people on days that the Bengals are playing for the next 5 years in addition to leaving my land and our borders being returned to their pre 1948 state.[/b] [img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/13/main_bergvideo,0.jpg[/img] [b]As a token of our goodwill in these talks we have captured the traitor known as CincyGator and put him back into the appropriate orange, we will pass him on to the nation of CJandRudiJ when these demands are met, may you put the stripes on this jumpsuit in the form of many many lashes.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Breaking News: From Allewynne Early indicators show that ingestion of Yellow-Cake non-life threating. Reports show that citizens of Allewynne have experienced as best described "mind-blowing" experiences: [img]http://www.crystalinks.com/movtimleary.gif[/img] Will update rurther details when available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Today's rankings: Most rebellious youth! Today's United Nations Report The Most Rebellious Youth in Go Bengals UN observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime. # Nation UN Category Motto 1. The Commonwealth of Stegland New York Times Democracy "We're all in this together." 2. The Democratic Republic of The ChosenOne Left-wing Utopia "We dey need no helmet!" 3. The Republic of Bengal-domUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "We're coming for your oil... just kidding... kinda..." 4. The Republic of Who-Dey Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "stealers Suck" 5. The Holy Empire of Longorialand New York Times Democracy "Give me Eva or give me Death" 6. The Free Land of ChrisHenryville Democratic Socialists "Are you a narc man? " 7. The Republic of CJandRudiJ Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "F*ck the stealers" 8. The Rogue Nation of Jamie_B New York Times Democracy "Freedom to all" 9. The Republic of Allewyne Democratic Socialists "Equally Free One and All" 10. The Democratic States of Boomerstan Liberal Democratic Socialists "Auribus teneo taxideas" 11. The Republic of AbandejoUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Leave Us Alone" 12. The People's Republic of Whodey319UN Member Corporate Police State "Where the white bitches at" 13. The Confederacy of Dunces PWNS You Capitalist Paradise "Go Ahead, Make My Day" Some of you folks got some discipline problems.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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