|Bunghole| Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Chris Henrys Dealer' post='332792' date='Sep 7 2006, 07:59 AM']Today's rankings: Most rebellious youth! Today's United Nations Report The Most Rebellious Youth in Go Bengals UN observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime. # Nation UN Category Motto 1. The Commonwealth of Stegland New York Times Democracy "We're all in this together." 2. The Democratic Republic of The ChosenOne Left-wing Utopia "We dey need no helmet!" 3. The Republic of Bengal-domUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "We're coming for your oil... just kidding... kinda..." 4. The Republic of Who-Dey Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "stealers Suck" 5. The Holy Empire of Longorialand New York Times Democracy "Give me Eva or give me Death" 6. The Free Land of ChrisHenryville Democratic Socialists "Are you a narc man? " 7. The Republic of CJandRudiJ Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "F*ck the stealers" 8. The Rogue Nation of Jamie_B New York Times Democracy "Freedom to all" 9. The Republic of Allewyne Democratic Socialists "Equally Free One and All" 10. The Democratic States of Boomerstan Liberal Democratic Socialists "Auribus teneo taxideas" 11. The Republic of AbandejoUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Leave Us Alone" 12. The People's Republic of Whodey319UN Member Corporate Police State "Where the white bitches at" 13. The Confederacy of Dunces PWNS You Capitalist Paradise "Go Ahead, Make My Day" Some of you folks got some discipline problems....[/quote] And all because I made a decision to curtail public indecency....damn kids.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Bung you're doing alright! If anything I'd suggest keep smacking those kids with that belt! Or wait, am I looking at this wrong? I thought Steggy has the most incidences of theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I have the most rebellious youth, yes. Damn kids. It's 'cause I'm nice to them, and don't punish for drug use. I knew it would eventually bite me in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Yeah I abolished all drug laws, except I banned weed at the work place. Totally fine at home though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Chris Henrys Dealer' post='332803' date='Sep 7 2006, 08:06 AM']Bung you're doing alright! If anything I'd suggest keep smacking those kids with that belt! Or wait, am I looking at this wrong? I thought Steggy has the most incidences of theft.[/quote] My nation is Abandejo. So how do you quickly advance your nation status? I joined the UN...do I have to participate in their forums to get ahead? Or do you just vote on daily issues and UN ballots and slowly gain economic/population strength? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Henrys Dealer Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Bunghole' post='332819' date='Sep 7 2006, 10:23 AM']My nation is Abandejo. So how do you quickly advance your nation status? I joined the UN...do I have to participate in their forums to get ahead? Or do you just vote on daily issues and UN ballots and slowly gain economic/population strength?[/quote] I think going into settings and moving it to "two dillemnas per day" might help. Your country changes after you vote on a dilemna. And I don't think I will join the UN, as anything they pass will take place in my country if I'm a member state. You know, ridiculous stuff like giving women the vote, outlawing polygamy, worker rights pffft. Or maybe I will join them for one day and then if they're cramping my style, I'll leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Yeah, I do 2 issues per day. And I feel the same way about the UN. I don't want them to impose their laws upon me. I wanna run my country my way. The Stegonians rely upon me to govern them in the best manner possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote]Voting is voluntary and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. [u][b]Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control[/b][/u], thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boomerstan's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the boom. Boomerstan is ranked [u][b]10th in the region[/b][/u] and 54,675th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.[/quote] [s]wtf?[/s] [edit] Nevermind. I'm an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [img]http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/12/30/cow.jpg[/img] This is an outrage.Our citizenship is distraught and demands an official State decree of condemnation. [img]http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9511/beatles/hysteria.jpg[/img] I must warn you Boomer007,it is our intent to call an Emergency session of the Politburo (next Friday), in order to debate the notion of submitting a notice throughout the Go Bengal Region, that a survey will be provided to the citizens of Allewynne, on the matter if an apology from Boomer007 is warranted... [img]http://www.modelillinoisgovernment.org/house.jpg[/img] ... if we can find the keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Lawman' post='332889' date='Sep 7 2006, 11:17 AM'][img]http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/12/30/cow.jpg[/img] This is an outrage.Our citizenship is distraught and demands an official State decree of condemnation. [img]http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9511/beatles/hysteria.jpg[/img] I must warn you Boomer007,it is our intent to call an Emergency session of the Politburo (next Friday), in order to debate the notion of submitting a notice throughout the Go Bengal Region, that a survey will be provided to the citizens of Allewynne, on the matter if an apology from Boomer007 is warranted... [img]http://www.modelillinoisgovernment.org/house.jpg[/img] ... if we can find the keys. [/quote] Sorry Lawman. Your country's arcane spiritual beleifs mean little to the people of the Democratic States of Boomerstan. [img]http://www.stothertandpittrfc.co.uk/gallery/tour0009.jpg[/img] Plus, we gotta pay the bills. [img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DJ87T.01-APVHH2YDL0QW1._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg[/img] MMMMMmmmmm.... Priiiiime Riiiiib. [img]http://www.justinbrothers.com/Images/drooling_homer.gif[/img] Buy Boomerstan Beef®! The BEST in the region®! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote][img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DJ87T.01-APVHH2YDL0QW1._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg[/img][/quote] Eru is above watching and knows all.... Be warned Boomer007, we have connections in high places... [img]http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~dschmi1/images/cows/buzz-cow.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [b]BOOMER007[/b] Our Emergency Session has just concluded and our decision as rendered... [img]http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/soup_nazi.jpg[/img] [b]NO YELLOW-CAKE FOR YOU[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 So who is the Holy Republic of Newbengals? Welcome to our region, stranger. Introduce yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='steggyD' post='333221' date='Sep 7 2006, 06:08 PM']So who is the Holy Republic of Newbengals? Welcome to our region, stranger. Introduce yourself.[/quote] ? = Newbengals = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 UN Category: Capitalist Paradise Regional Influence: Eminence Grise im awesome, and i pwn you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 FLASH: INTELLIGENCE REPORT We have picked up a transmission emitting from the region of Queernation... [img]http://www15.inetba.com/petdefence2/images/Big-ears.gif[/img] The source appears to be a message from that vile nation's propaganda minister... [img]http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/images/baghdad_bob_1.jpg[/img] (Audio garbled) A-u-t-h-e-n-ti-c-a-t-e-d S-o-u-r-c-e-s D-e-c-l-a-r-e-s O-u-r G-l-o-r-io-u-s N-a-t-ion Legitimate V-i-c-t-o-r-s I-n T-h-e L-a-s-t G-r-e-a-t B-a-t-t-l-e. (Audio clears)Tonight you will seea display of our massive arsenal and another Victory for our Glorious Leader. [img]http://www.kristinekeller.com/cowher.jpg[/img] Note: As to date, NO Nation has recognized/ratified this claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 [quote name='Lawman' post='333210' date='Sep 7 2006, 04:48 PM'][b]BOOMER007[/b] Our Emergency Session has just concluded and our decision as rendered... [img]http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/soup_nazi.jpg[/img] [b]NO YELLOW-CAKE FOR YOU[/b][/quote] Oh man, and we love yellow cake too. I guess we'll just have to settle for [i]Boomerstan Cheesecake[/i]® [img]http://www.brooklyncheesecake.com/images/cheesecake_strawberry.jpg[/img] Of course, made with genuine [i]Boomerstan Cheese[/i]® Tastes great after eating a giant sandwich heaping with [i]Boomerstan Roast Beef[/i]® [img]http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/11/roastbeef.jpg[/img] Yum! [i]Boomerstan Beef[/i]® [b]It's the Beefyest![/b]® We do appreciate you continuing to sell us the soda though. Our [i]Boomerstan Tech Geeks[/i]® would never get through those long nights of typing code without your highly caffienated fruity flavored sodas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steggyD Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Woo Hoo ! #1 two days in a row in the region. I have the most cultured citizens bitches. Take that ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Man..i'm kinda a dick as a ruler. I wont let my people have social programs... My crime rate was high, so i bumped up police/military spending. now everyone is pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 [quote name='Ben' post='334138' date='Sep 8 2006, 01:22 PM']Man..i'm kinda a dick as a ruler. I wont let my people have social programs... My crime rate was high, so i bumped up police/military spending. now everyone is pissed[/quote] how did you do that? i can't do anything but vote on issues... or was that an issue that came up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 [quote name='bengalrick' post='334142' date='Sep 8 2006, 01:31 PM']how did you do that? i can't do anything but vote on issues... or was that an issue that came up?[/quote] yeah, the issue came up. as you vote on issues, it affects your nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 [quote name='Ben' post='334146' date='Sep 8 2006, 01:38 PM']yeah, the issue came up. as you vote on issues, it affects your nation[/quote] my congress seems to be figuring out my civil rights... they all revolve around legalizing weed and stuff like that... i banned weed in the workplace today... too many sick days going on and the snack machines are getting raided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 [quote name='bengalrick' post='334148' date='Sep 8 2006, 01:40 PM']my congress seems to be figuring out my civil rights... they all revolve around legalizing weed and stuff like that... i banned weed in the workplace today... too many sick days going on and the snack machines are getting raided [/quote] I had to tell a union rep for the autoindustry and the owners they were not getting any gov't handouts. Then i had to tell some guys that i wasnt going to get rid of taxes all together. Flat tax for all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Damn hippies protested Car usage today. Get a haircut hippies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eva4ben-gal Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I just had to decide whether or not to let people eat my national animal as it is over-populated. Long story short... Jackalope kabobs for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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