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The Commonwealth of Bengladom
"In Marvin We Trust"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Excellent
Economy:Fragile
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Commonwealth of Bengladom is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry.

Crime is well under control. Bengladom's national animal is the [b]wolverine slaughterer[/b], which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buckeye.
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The Republic of Allewyne
"Equally Free One and All"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Average
Economy:Developing
Political Freedoms:Very Good

Location: the South Pacific Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Allewyne is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allewyne's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bart (short for Barter) .
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[quote name='steggyD' post='331474' date='Sep 5 2006, 05:23 PM']I dunno if you all have control over the regional controls, but if you don't, and you need something changed (such as UN delegate control over our region, which is set to yes right now), just put a request in here. I'll take care of it. Oh yeah, and welcome to the Go Bengals region. Let's kick some worldly ass. I would say to kick the Stealernation region's ass, but they really don't know how to read, so they won't be in on this.

And guys, let's try to be easy on the planet. I have to breathe the same air you all breathe.[/quote]


Yes I dont want the UN to have control over my peeps, adjust that for me.
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The Democratic States of Boomerstan
"Auribus teneo taxideas"

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Go Bengals
Regional Influence: Minnow ([i]<wtf is this?[/i])

The Democratic States of Boomerstan is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Information Technology and Cheese Exports.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boomerstan's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the boom.
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The Republic of CJandRudiJ

"F*ck the stealers"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of CJandRudiJ is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning bengal population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving industries.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CJandRudiJ's national animal is the bengal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the johnson.
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[b]I must appeal to my friends and neighbors today at 11:48 PM EST the imperialist regime of CJandRudiJ attacked my peacefull nation, we will not ideally stand by and allow this. WhoDeybollah has risen in protest and we have decided our best way to fight this is by using rockets obtained from ChrisHenryVille. We declare that this apartheid Zionist nation of CJandRudiJ must not be allowed to continue this oppression. We demand our prisoners of apartheid back from these Zionist's. They do not wish to take this to the level my brothers of WhoDeybollah do. Today marks the scar on which my countrymen will not allow and we will not back down untill our demands that the borders of pre-1948 be reinstated and that CJandRudiJ stop with thier land grab.[/b]
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[img]http://65.109.31.4/images/hezbollah.JPG[/img][img]http://www.isracast.com/images/301105hezbollah.jpg[/img]

[b]It has been noted that the The Democratic States of Boomerstan has provided my small but peacefull nation with the arms we will need to continue to fight these imperialists. Praise be to the nation of Boomerstan.[/b]
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Relax Mon! The Holy Empire of Longorialand would like to take this opportunity to invite delagates from The Rogue Nation of Jamie B and The Republic of CJandRudi to a summit in our beautiful country with the purpose of reaching a peace agreement over copious amounts of hand rolled "cigars" filled with some of our finest "natural resources".
One Love,
His Emperial "High"ness Eva4ben-gal
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[quote name='eva4ben-gal' post='331819' date='Sep 6 2006, 12:09 AM']Relax Mon! The Holy Empire of Longorialand would like to take this opportunity to invite delagates from The Rogue Nation of Jamie B and The Republic of CJandRudi to a summit in our beautiful country with the purpose of reaching a peace agreement over copious amounts of hand rolled "cigars" filled with some of our finest "natural resources".
One Love,
His Emperial "High"ness Eva4ben-gal[/quote]


[img]http://www.freelebanon.org/articles/hezbollah_pic.jpg[/img]

[b]There can be no peace so long as these Zionist's occupy my land. My people will not stand for this oppression. WhoDeybollah is prepared to offer thier lives in protest of this occupation and will be rewarded in the afterlife for their service.[/b]
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='331820' date='Sep 6 2006, 12:15 AM'][img]http://www.freelebanon.org/articles/hezbollah_pic.jpg[/img]

[b]There can be no peace so long as these Zionist's occupy my land. My people will not stand for this oppression. WhoDeybollah is prepared to offer thier lives in protest of this occupation and will be rewarded in the afterlife for their service.[/b][/quote]
Oh well, more for us. What's going on again?
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[b]This is the terror my people have had to endure by the way of these oppressors. [/b]

[img]http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_12921_hezbollah-8-3-2005.jpg[/img]

[b]Tonight my brothers sleep in fear, tommorow we ready ourselves in defence of our nation.[/b]
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Yeah, well my country of CJandRudiJ has received many Nuclear Bombs from the Commonwealth of Stegland and we are not afraid to use them...

Also, I am sure the Republic of Bengal-dom will be more than willing to participate in these battles and help rid the world of you inferior people from JamieB
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For those countries out there that dont know what happened here is the deal...

Our intelligence agencies have intercepted a radio signal from the a terrorist organization in the Rogue Nation of Jamie_B to the Shitty States of Queernation. In this message the head, Jerome fat fuck bettis, of this terror organization known as Kimobollah, conspired in the assisnation of the leader of the Go Bengals region, Go-Bengals. Go has been informed of this and is now in hiding. However, the Republic of CJandRudiJ will not allow for this to go on. We must step forward and eliminate these terrorists from the Rogue Nation of Jamie_B. If Jamie_B is willing to coroporate, and help eliminate the Kimobollah, then their country and innocent people will not be targeted. I urge Jamie_B to step forward and help in the hunt of these terrorists. If you are unwilling to help, I will be forced to use massive nuclear warfare on your entire country.
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Guest steggyD
At first I was curious about my supply of nuclear arms, then I realized that my nation does sell arms. I don't care who buys them, as long as you're paying cash. Go ahead, pay me for my weapons. Buncha drugged-up welfare hippies in my nation, need to support their asses.
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[quote name='CJandRudiJ' post='331838' date='Sep 6 2006, 01:06 AM']For those countries out there that dont know what happened here is the deal...

Our intelligence agencies have intercepted a radio signal from the a terrorist organization in the Rogue Nation of Jamie_B to the Shitty States of Queernation. In this message the head, Jerome fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck bettis, of this terror organization known as Kimobollah, conspired in the assisnation of the leader of the Go Bengals region, Go-Bengals. Go has been informed of this and is now in hiding. However, the Republic of CJandRudiJ will not allow for this to go on. We must step forward and eliminate these terrorists from the Rogue Nation of Jamie_B. If Jamie_B is willing to coroporate, and help eliminate the Kimobollah, then their country and innocent people will not be targeted. I urge Jamie_B to step forward and help in the hunt of these terrorists. If you are unwilling to help, I will be forced to use massive nuclear warfare on your entire country.[/quote]


[img]http://www.checkpoint-online.ch/CheckPoint/Images/N-Hezbollah-1.jpg[/img]

[b]This is the great lie that is perpetrated by their intelligence organization known as Wardsouad. They make this claim with no proof. This lie told by this Zionist regime is for the sole purpose of invading my peaceful country so they can lower the price on cheese, as this is our great export. They realize for prices to stay low in their Pizza Delivery Service industry they must have low Cheese Prices. This stain on my county will not be tolerated. NO BLOOD FOR CHEESE!!!!![/b]
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The Republic of Abandejo
"Leave Us Alone"


UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The North Pacific Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Abandejo is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Retail industries.

Crime is moderate. Abandejo's national animal is the duck-billed platypus and its currency is the palmer.

Abandejo is ranked 2770th in the region and 44,258th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

You have a telegram!
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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='331930' date='Sep 6 2006, 08:28 AM'][img]http://www.checkpoint-online.ch/CheckPoint/Images/N-Hezbollah-1.jpg[/img]

[b]This is the great lie that is perpetrated by their intelligence organization known as Wardsouad. They make this claim with no proof. This lie told by this Zionist regime is for the sole purpose of invading my peaceful country so they can lower the price on cheese, as this is our great export. They realize for prices to stay low in their Pizza Delivery Service industry they must have low Cheese Prices. This stain on my county will not be tolerated. NO BLOOD FOR CHEESE!!!!![/b][/quote]

I dont want your stinky cheese. I will not let this region be taken over by this group none as Benbollah. You have 2 days to begin to make efforts to remove them from your country or we will attack. We will attack your people, infrastructure, and kill all your fucking cows and take away your ability to make cheese. Bitch.
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This insanity must stop. We need to stay united against the growing menace upon the horizon emitting from the area known as Queernation.

To all nations of Go Bengals; I request that you appeal through your religous authorities in effort to apply pressure on resolving this conflict.

I have offered vacation packages to our nations lush resort spots as an incentive.
Disclaimer: We have no roads, all travel is conducted by horseback.
Warning: Any misstreatment or consumption of these preciuos animals will be percieved as an insult.

Please support our nations boycot of White Castle Franchises.

[img]http://www.currentfm.com/images/JoanneandJP_000.jpg[/img]

Would you not agree that these horses are beautiful creatures.
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