Chris Henrys Dealer Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Lots of good one's: Curtis "My Favourite" Martin Chad "Momma Gonna Eat My Cota Crow" Cota Keyshawn's Johnson Andre "Bad Moon" Rison However, the funniest one's for me were the ones with the old Cleveland / early Baltimore teams. When they had Michael Jackson at Wide Receiver. Anytime he made a catch...it would be: Berman: And the pass is complete to MICHAEL TJ (high pitched voice): "HEE-HEE" Berman: JACKSON! You folks remember this right? It was hilarious. Always had me cracking up. Any other favourites out there? Did he ever have one for any Bengal players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 How about when I punched him in them mouth for saying "Bengals" for the one millionth time and he cried like a little girl. Or was that just in my head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CTBengalsFan Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 TJ you say Hoosh-man-zay-deh, I say Hoosh-man-zah-deh Carlos "Absolut" Cintron drawing a blank on some other good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~mroby30~ Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 I like berman alright, but a little bit of him goes a very long way. I think he just gets annoying after awhile, but i'd have to say my favorite one was chris fuamatu maafala, or something like that, said he's one bad maafala. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 [quote name='Ben' date='Jan 18 2005, 04:31 PM']How about when I punched him in them mouth for saying "Bengals" for the one millionth time and he cried like a little girl. Or was that just in my head? [right][post="36680"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] LMAO LMAO [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Berman sucks, i cant believe anyone likes him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 He does suck as an annoucner and most of his points are pretty assinine.. but he does have some pretty funny nicknames for people like dethla dawn oneal.. heard that way to many times..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Jeromy "everything tastes better on a" Burnitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 [quote name='whodey319' date='Jan 18 2005, 09:07 PM']Berman sucks, i cant believe anyone likes him [right][post="36693"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] His schtick used to be cute but it has become increasingly annoying! He needs to go away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingStripes Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 I like how he does the bus and alstot. I used to love his comments, they were easy to listen, but as I learn more about the game, they are becoming really stupid and he favours alot of teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonePABengalsFan Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Hey This is My first post on here, i used to be on Jungle Talk, but anyway. here is a page i found awhile ago of all of his Bermansims. [color="orange"]http://www.funny2.com/berman.htm[/color] but my favorite all time was on THE ESPYS when someone introduced him as [b]Chris "Chris Berman" Berman[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 [quote name='LonePABengalsFan' date='Jan 18 2005, 08:16 PM']Hey This is My first post on here, i used to be on Jungle Talk, but anyway. here is a page i found awhile ago of all of his Bermansims. [color="orange"]http://www.funny2.com/berman.htm[/color] but my favorite all time was on THE ESPYS when someone introduced him as [b]Chris "Chris Berman" Berman[/b] [right][post="36764"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Great first post! Thanks for the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Roberto remember the alomar is pretty good. The problem with berman is that the nicknames are funny on paper but to do highlites with them sucks so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 [img]http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/brow/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/a-gessnerwithberman.jpg[/img] "You`re my all time favorite QB....wait...you`re not Peyton Manning OR Tom Brady" ? [img]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/other/2000/0804/photo/z_gallery5.jpg[/img] = [img]http://www.kellytadams.com/images/heart_asshat.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillybengal Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 How about Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 I like the "Marshal Marshal Marshal" when hes talking about Faulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 [quote name='BengalsCat' date='Jan 18 2005, 04:14 PM']He does suck as an annoucner and most of his points are pretty assinine.. but he does have some pretty funny nicknames for people like dethla dawn oneal.. heard that way to many times..... [right][post="36704"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Thats the same thing i think about him. he does have so funyn nicknames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASTYNATI Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 [quote name='eskimo' date='Jan 19 2005, 04:44 PM']Thats the same thing i think about him. he does have so funyn nicknames. [right][post="37006"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] the only one i ever remember is JAKE "daylight come and ya gotta" DELHOMME or something like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Yeah that one is pretty good and thats what it is... dayloght come and ya gotta delhomme... yeah what a kneeslapper... ok the first time i heard it i thought it was funny and it has become decreasingly funny in proportion to the times i hear chris snoremans voice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_dish Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 He pisses me off when he wont stop talking about "the Princeton Tigers... I mean, the Cincinnati Bengals...." about our new uniforms. Shut the fuck up you fat slob. And he loves showing his golf highlights, but his swing is shitty as hell. The Bienemy one is funny though, that was an ok movie too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dan_Bengals_FL- Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 I liked Carl "Slim" Pickens. He used to say that a lot. Im surprised they didnt have that on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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