Homer_Rice Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 [url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/1145392897.html"]here.[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBrandon Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 [quote name='Homer_Rice' post='780561' date='Jun 4 2009, 08:46 PM'][url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/1145392897.html"]here.[/url][/quote] That is one crazy, deranged, mentally fucked up individual. Neighbour across the street with a stop watch watching the front door as female in a one piece bikini goes inside, wearing her own shoes and sits into a tub filled with cooked noodles for five minutes minimum while no one is home. Has Hines Ward written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bengal Migration| Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 [quote name='BengalBrandon' post='780565' date='Jun 5 2009, 10:30 AM'] That is one crazy, deranged, mentally fucked up individual. Neighbour across the street with a stop watch watching a [s]female [/s] man [s]in a one piece bikini[/s] go into a tub filled with cooked noodles while no one is home. Has Hines Ward written all over it.[/quote] FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 [quote]I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning. My fucking dog took a shit in the early hours of the morning and then decided to eat it to hide the evidence. The problem is that it makes him sick and then he throws it up. I woke up at 5:45 am to the strong smell of shit-vomit on the carpet. Oh, and he walks around the fucking house burping it up too. So basically he shit-vomit-farts out of his mouth. You fucking dumb dog. You are 3 years old and house broken. Why would you do that? If you take a shit on the carpet just leave it there. It is so much easier to clean up that way. I'm not going to let you in the house today because even if you stop barfing up shit-vomit you still burp it up which makes the house smell like SHIT-VOMIT! Fuck you and then next time another dog is butt-fucking you at the dog park I'm not coming to your rescue.[/quote] [url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html"]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBrandon Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 [quote name='GoBengals' post='780669' date='Jun 5 2009, 04:11 AM'] [url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html"]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html[/url][/quote] :rofl: That was awesome, sounded like something from a comedy act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble In the Jungle Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 [quote name='GoBengals' post='780669' date='Jun 5 2009, 04:11 AM'] [url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html"]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html[/url][/quote] i don't think i ever laughed this hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#22 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 [url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cin/1096567580.html"]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cin/1096567580.html[/url] TJ was the humanzee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jh0720 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 "i've always got my head on a swivel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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