|Numbers| Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 https://www.bactrack.com/pages/bactrack-consumption-report-which-nfl-fans-drink-most I'm sure we can work on improving this record at least. I'm also certain they don't need a new coach or QB for this issue. I'd like to start a new department within the Bengals organization called the Drink to Forget foundation. Pretty sure this could be a multinational department with representatives from UK/Scotland (Malt Whiskey), Germany (Beer and German moonshine), Japan (they own some really good Kentucky Bourbon distilleries), and a beer consultant from the Czech Republic... Of course we will have US consultants to teach us how to fall asleep in Florida hotel hallways, get stomped on by police horses, throwing mustard covered hotdogs while not spilling your beer, how to properly freeze for an ice luge, how to stay warm in freezing cold temperatures with no clothes, introducing yourself to visiting fans, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Numbers| Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Should anyone here feel they have a special talent that would contribute to the new department please leave your resume or idea below... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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|schotzee| Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, USN Bengal said: I like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LostInDaJungle Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Dean Martin... My Mother, she's amazing. 87 years old and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks it straight from the bottle. I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. The reason I drink is because when I`m sober I think I`m Eddie Fisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USN Bengal Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, LostInDaJungle said: Dean Martin... My Mother, she's amazing. 87 years old and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks it straight from the bottle. I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. The reason I drink is because when I`m sober I think I`m Eddie Fisher. LMMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtoast Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 I don't know why you all like to drink so much. Butt chugging is much faster and more efficient at getting the alcohol into your bloodstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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