Nati Ice Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [quote][url="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=whitlock/051006&num=0"]ESPN's Page 2[/url] By Jason Whitlock Special to Page 2 [img]http://static.flickr.com/21/26113860_c245fb7dca_m.jpg[/img] [b]You know, this week I expected my e-mail in-box to be overflowing with apologies from humbled Cincinnati Bengals fans. I thought for sure I'd get hundreds of e-mails reading something like this: Dear Jason: Boy, you're right. The Bengals might not be as good as I previously thought. If not for a bogus fumble ruling against David Carr, it's likely the lowly Houston Texans would've rallied to beat us in Cincy. Jason, I'll never doubt your expertise again. You are indeed the greatest football mind in all of sports journalism. Instead, my in-box was filled with celebratory Bengals fans chanting "Who Dey?" after the Bengals got lucky and stole a 16-10 victory over the Texans. Bengals fans are harassing my brother at work. He made the mistake of marrying into a Bengals family and settling in Cincinnati. Hey, look, leave my brother alone. He's just like everybody else in Cincinnati. He doesn't know a damn thing about professional football. When God was passing out football intellect, he was standing in the long line of future Cincinnatians waiting for season passes to Kings Island. When it comes to the NFL, I'm the only Whitlock with an opinion that matters. Here are the 10 NFL truths from Week 4:[/b] You can't help but admire the effort McNabb has put forth, despite his injury. 10. In terms of poise, toughness and creativity in the pocket, Donovan McNabb is in the same class as Tom Brady. My respect for McNabb, already high, elevated in Week 4 after watching him rally the Eagles from a 24-6 deficit against the Chiefs. McNabb, playing with a hernia, sidestepped pressure all afternoon, kept his eyes on his receivers and made plays downfield. McNabb is the league's MVP in the first quarter of the season, followed by Indy pass-rusher Dwight Freeney and San Diego running back LaDainian Tomlinson. 9. The 0-4 Green Bay Packers will win the NFC North. OK, the division might be the worst in the history of the league, but I envision the Packers going 8-4 or 9-3 the rest of the season. The Packers are not as bad as their winless record. Had the Packers huddled and taken their time before their final fourth-down play against the Carolina Panthers, Brett Favre and the Packers would've finished off their rally and upset the Panthers on Monday night. The Packers will win their next three -- vs. Saints, at Vikings, at Bengals -- and finish the season on a five-game winning streak -- at Bears, vs. Lions, at Ravens, vs. Bears and vs. Seahawks. In between those strings of victories, they'll grab a win on "MNF" against the Vikings. Will the Packers still fire Mike Sherman after he leads them to a division crown? Probably. 8. Dick Vermeil and Mike Martz are far more concerned with fielding great offensive football teams than with fielding championship teams. The Chiefs and Rams have enough defensive talent to be competitive. The problem is neither Vermeil nor Martz sets a tone with his ballclub that defense is as important as offense. Vermeil came to Kansas City determined to prove he was the mastermind of St. Louis' Super Bowl offense -- not Martz. The Chiefs have set all sorts of offensive records while winning very little. Meanwhile, Martz probably doesn't know the names of his defensive players. 7. Unlike most NFL gurus, I'm willing to admit a mistake. There was a typographical error in an early edition of this column. Editors of this column mistakenly printed that Kansas City's defense was closer to being fixed than Indy's defense when I meant just the opposite. NFL schedule-makers are in a neck-and-neck battle with Freeney for Indy's defensive player of the year. Baltimore, Jacksonville, Cleveland and Tennessee -- the Colts' first four opponents -- aren't exactly offensive juggernauts. A glance at Indy's future schedule reveals only three offensive challenges all year -- the Rams, the Patriots and the Chargers. 6. The alleged "experts" tabbing the NFC East as the best division in football are wrong. It's actually the third-best division, behind the NFC South and the AFC West. The Redskins and the Cowboys are frauds, and it's too early to jump on the Giants' bandwagon. Meanwhile, the NFC South is home to three Super Bowl contenders -- the Buccaneers, the Falcons and the Panthers. And the Saints have enough talent to beat anybody on any given Sunday. The AFC West probably lacks a true Super Bowl threat as long as Marty Schottenheimer is coaching the Chargers, but you have to respect what the Broncos and Chargers have done the last two weeks. The Chiefs are going to improve as the season wears on. They'll add three players after the bye week who will improve their club -- suspended corner Eric Warfield, and offensive linemen John Welbourn and future Hall of Famer Willie Roaf. And as long as Randy Moss lines up for the Raiders, no one wants to see Oakland on the schedule. Just ask the Cowboys. You'd be smiling to if you got a contract extension with those win-loss records. 5. Matt Millen's contract extension in Detroit might be the most shameful heist since Paulie Walnuts -- to get back in Tony Soprano's good graces -- strangled one of his mother's best friends for her life savings. How do you get a five-year extension after leading the Lions to 6-10, 5-11 and 3-13 seasons? Millen's next score will be throwing head coach Steve Mariucci under a bus for this season's failures. Remember how Tony Soprano took care of "Feech" La Manna, sending him back to prison on a parole violation rather than whacking him? Same thing here. Mariucci knows Millen is out to get him, but "Mooch" has no idea "Big Mill" is killing him with Joey Harrington and underachieving receivers. 4. Washington defensive coordinator Gregg Williams deserves another shot at being a head coach. Williams is responsible for the Redskins' undefeated start. It sure as hell has nothing to do with the 'Skins' offense. Williams would make perfect sense in Kansas City as a replacement for Vermeil, who is likely in his final year. Williams is a native of Excelsior Springs, Mo. 3. If the Dolphins remain warm and somehow win an injury-decimated AFC East, Nick Saban will receive a lot of praise, deservedly so. I, however, will chastise Saban for entering the season with the worst QB situation in the league. Seriously, with the Jets and Patriots ravaged by injuries, the Dolphins could be a legitimate playoff threat with a mediocre quarterback. But there's just no way the Dolphins can win a playoff game with the three-headed QB monster of Gus Frerotte, Sage Rosenfels and A.J. Feeley. Frerotte is completing 51 percent of his passes. That's totally unacceptable in the NFL. Rosenfels is the worst backup in the league. If the Dolphins had Philly third-stringer Mike McMahon, they could pull off a playoff upset. I expect McMahon to save the day in Philly if the Eagles ever have to rest McNabb. [i]2. Let me be the first to apologize to Penn State's Joe Paterno. I thought he was old and washed up, too. Well, he is old. He's just not washed up. I expect the Nittany Lions to knock off Ohio State this weekend.[/i] [b]1. Jaguars 24, Bengals 21.[/b] [i]Jason Whitlock is a regular columnist for The Kansas City Star. His newspaper is celebrating his 10 years as a columnist with the publishing of Jason's first book, "Love Him, Hate Him: 10 Years of Sports, Passion and Kansas City." It's a collection of Jason's most memorable, thought-provoking and funny columns over the past decade. You can purchase the book at TheKansasCityStore.com. [u]Jason can be reached by e-mail at ballstate68@aol.com[/u].[/i][/quote] now this is exactly why the Go-Bengals SWAT Team should have been formed... this guy clearly fucks goats... and i will be sending him as much incest, farm porn and goatse.ca type shit in the near future as humanly possible god i cant wait for Palmer & Co. to destroy Fatwitch's Gang yarrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly McRailnob Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 he is only doing this to get attention. yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckWoody Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Wow. Some folks must have seriously gotten under his skin for him to spew that much venom at Bengals fans in a national column. Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [img]http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/douche.jpg[/img] > [img]http://static.flickr.com/21/26113860_c245fb7dca_m.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Claptonrocks Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 isnt he the stupid fuck that predicted the Bengals would get upset by the Texans???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [quote name='Claptonrocks' date='Oct 6 2005, 01:53 PM']isnt he the stupid fuck that predicted the Bengals would get upset by the Texans???? [right][post="164057"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Very same, and BJ got him really good in this thread... [url="http://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?showtopic=9563&hl=whitlock"]http://forum.go-bengals.com/index.php?show...563&hl=whitlock[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 He also said on PTI(i think that's the one. All of the ESPN shows run together) that Lance Armstrong is over-rated. At first, I was going to say that he's entitled to his opinion, but why does he have to bash Cincinnati as a whole. Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 holy mother of hell... is this fucker serious... he is picking us to lose every week.... then, we don't even lose, and he wants us to admit he was right b/c the texans almost beat us (w/out our center or backup center i may add)... this guy is a freaking idiot... the saying "even a broken clock is right twice a day" would come to mind, but the broken clock is at least right sometimes... this idiot has no football knowledge... i love after he bashes our team (after being wrong for the fourth straight week) that the packers at 0-4 will win the division... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] is this guy serious?!?! they are either the worst or teh second worst team in the NFL... heres his expaination: [i]The Packers will win their next three -- vs. Saints, at Vikings, at Bengals[/i] ok, the saints will stomp them and so will the bengals, and the vikings probably will too [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//30.gif[/img] he doesnt' even mention carson (who is everyone elses pick so far) as an MVP canidate... i absolutely love this line: [i]Unlike most NFL gurus, I'm willing to admit a mistake.[/i] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//20.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] what a fucking liar... then he says this: [i]The alleged "experts" tabbing the NFC East as the best division in football are wrong. It's actually the third-best division, behind the NFC South and the AFC West.[/i] - w/ no mention of the best division in everyone elses mind, the AFC north... then his prediction: [i]1. Jaguars 24, Bengals 21.[/i] ... my german shephard has more credibility by the time he gets to his main point... he is obviously riding on his stupidity, b/c we are noticing him and he will keep hammering on it... then, when we finally lose a game, he will come out and say "i told you so" but fail to mention we will be 9-1 by that point... he might be the biggest tool that i have ever read... wow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 ballstate68@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 This guy is an [b]IDIOT[/b] [quote]10. In terms of poise, toughness and creativity in the pocket, Donovan McNabb is in the same class as Tom Brady. My respect for McNabb, already high, elevated in Week 4 after watching him rally the Eagles from a 24-6 deficit against the Chiefs. McNabb, playing with a hernia, sidestepped pressure all afternoon, kept his eyes on his receivers and made plays downfield. McNabb is the league's MVP in the first quarter of the season, followed by Indy pass-rusher Dwight Freeney and San Diego running back LaDainian Tomlinson.[/quote] McNabb, poised? The same guy who couldn't even attempt a comeback in the superbowl, because he kept vomiting? Carson Palmer isn't an MVP candidate? I hate this bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BengalsOwn Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 I'm sick of McNabb getting a free pass for his superbowl performance. If it weren't for TO shooting off at the mouth all offseason, it would have been addressed. But instead, all because TO hurt Donni's feelings, nobody mentions it. I hope McNabb's guts spill out on the field Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esjbh2 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Oct 6 2005, 01:38 PM']ballstate68@aol.com [right][post="164071"][/post][/right][/quote] What else do you have on him Jaime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [quote name='esjbh2' date='Oct 6 2005, 02:57 PM']What else do you have on him Jaime... Â Â [right][post="164083"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sm00th_kw Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 How do you "get lucky" when you never trail in the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bengalrick Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [quote name='sm00th_kw' date='Oct 6 2005, 04:38 PM']How do you "get lucky" when you never trail in the game? [right][post="164152"][/post][/right][/quote] how obviously knows nothing about "getting lucky"... the only thing he has "been getting lucky" at is random dudes calling him up, looking for some action, courtesy of our very own BJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted October 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 this article is currently at the top of fark.com with the tag of "Jason Whitlock says 0-4 Green Bay will win the NFC. Advised not to drink from Peter's King's coffee cup," more proof that we are not the only ones who think he truly sucks at life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBallerson Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] That's hilarious it made Fark.com. Just goes to show shit only floats so high... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenglsBuksPstons Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 yea i agree with you guys he has no fucking clue i think him and fatwich might be twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Wat a fucking doushe bag. i hope he chokes on a big mac. Damn i hate idiots like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Why is he your biological father badass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadassBengal Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 [quote name='85fanwilkes' date='Oct 6 2005, 06:26 PM']Why is he your biological father badass? [right][post="164188"][/post][/right][/quote] fuck no i just dont wanna start droppin a munch of mf's and n-bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 HAHA ok.......just checkin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Who the hell cares what this guy says. Do you ever hear his name referenced by anyone with clout at all? I had no idea who he was until people started threads about him. It is obvious that he has some disdain for Cincy. Maybe he got thrown out of the Panda Express all you can eat buffet and won't let it go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 [b]I already registered this fat fuck on Gayfriendfinder.com..... and he got over 60 hits, before he personally had to log in and disable his account He is probably wondering which Bengal fan got him all those Gay solicitations (um that would be me, you fat fuck) OK but now he really deserves something better..... someone get me his place of employment.... I am seriously paying for and sending a gay stripper (for real) [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.