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I really like what I have seen from the defense so far. The secondary seems like it is going to turn out great. I think we will be just fine on D this year. Great game tonight



Next game vs Penn State...Should be a W...I expect us to win by at least 17
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A little humor:

A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools
to try and find the best college for him.
His first stop was at Miami. When he got there, Larry Coker
immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.
This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special
about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at our university. The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000.
Calling Heaven ain't cheap."
The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along.
His next stop was Michigan.
Upon entering Lloyd Carr's office, Coach Carr immediately picked up a
golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.
The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before.Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?"
Lloyd said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750.
Calling Heaven isn't cheap.."
Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.
His last stop was in Columbus, Ohio.
Upon arrival at the office, Coach Tressel picked up a golden telephone,
talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up.
The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to
use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I
should choose. From Florida it was going to cost me $1000. From Michigan they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here in Columbus?"
The coach smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."
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[quote name='Jason' post='344638' date='Sep 19 2006, 09:32 PM']A little humor:

A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools
to try and find the best college for him.
His first stop was at Miami. When he got there, Larry Coker
immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.
This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special
about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at our university. The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000.
Calling Heaven ain't cheap."
The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along.
His next stop was Michigan.
Upon entering Lloyd Carr's office, Coach Carr immediately picked up a
golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.
The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before.Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?"
Lloyd said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750.
Calling Heaven isn't cheap.."
Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.
His last stop was in Columbus, Ohio.
Upon arrival at the office, Coach Tressel picked up a golden telephone,
talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up.
The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to
use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I
should choose. From Florida it was going to cost me $1000. From Michigan they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here in Columbus?"
The coach smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."[/quote]

:lol: Good shit.

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[quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='347187' date='Sep 23 2006, 03:45 PM']OSU D makes a 3 and out on the first possesion of the game but Troy overthrows Teddy and is picked off for the first time this year :([/quote]


The "Little Animal" strikes again.

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[quote name='WhoDeyForever' post='347213' date='Sep 23 2006, 04:26 PM'][img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Where the hell is JoePa going?[/quote]


Trowing some Mud. They said he had the Flu. HAHAHA [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Kochman' post='347255' date='Sep 23 2006, 05:29 PM'][b]D is looking FN sick[/b]. On another note Joe gave his halftime speech from the shitter.[/quote]

yesir...what a stand that was
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