Brew Crew Grrl Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Bored at work and was perusing a Steeler MB poking fun at Carson this way. Figured I'd steal their idea for retaliation So what sones remind you all of Beg Ben... Song below to be played to the tune of Love Stinks by the J. Geils Band Ben throws to him Whines Hard drops it He blames somebody else pissburgh just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This guy they call Big Ben It's gonna make you cry You've had the piss yellows The blacks and the pinks One thing for sure (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah Thrown away to the other side Defense intercepts him once again He just can't hide He'll hear a WHO DEY! His heart will fall His head will hang He's gonna cry I don't care for Big Ben playing All I can say is Ben stinks (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah They've been through Kordell They've been through Maddox One things for sure Ben stinks (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah (Ben stinks) Ben stinks yeah yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 The song that reminds me of Ben is Gay Bar by Electric Six. HINES! I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Let's start a war, start a nuclear war, At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Wow! At the gay bar. Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money? I wanna spend all your money, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. (Pause) I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you, At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Wow! You're a superstar, at the gay bar. You're a superstar, at the gay bar. Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar. You're a superstar, at the gay bar. Superstar. Super, super, superstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammorrisgotmehigh Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 12 Days of Christmas. He helped with getting the 5th of 5 Golden Rings!!!!!!!!! Bengals Version 12 Dwi's 11 Assaults 10 Drug Possesions 9 Failed Drug Tests 8 Domestic Assaults 7 Reckless Drivings 6 Wanton Endagerments 0 Golden Rings 4 Haltime Meltdowns 3 Losses to end your season when 1 win would get you in 2 Super Bowl Losses and 1 Playoff Appearance since 1989 Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 [quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507517' date='Jul 4 2007, 04:47 PM']12 Days of Christmas. He helped with getting the 5th of 5 Golden Rings!!!!!!!!! Bengals Version 12 Dwi's 11 Assaults 10 Drug Possesions 9 Failed Drug Tests 8 Domestic Assaults 7 Reckless Drivings 6 Wanton Endagerments 0 Golden Rings 4 Haltime Meltdowns 3 Losses to end your season when 1 win would get you in 2 Super Bowl Losses and 1 Playoff Appearance since 1989 Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth[/quote] bwhahahahah [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] There is that pittsburgh education 6 - 0 - 4. They dont teach counting in pitsburgh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammorrisgotmehigh Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 [quote name='Jamie_B' post='507537' date='Jul 4 2007, 05:44 PM']bwhahahahah [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] There is that pissburgh education 6 - 0 - 4. They dont teach counting in pitsburgh?? [/quote] Actually it was a joke. If the Bengals had 5 rings like we do I would have used the #5, since you have 0 Super Bowl rings I replaced the 5 with a big fat [size=7]0[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULLY Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 [quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507656' date='Jul 5 2007, 01:52 PM']Actually it was a joke. If the Bengals had 5 rings like we do I would have used the #5, since you have 0 Super Bowl rings I replaced the 5 with a big fat [size=7]0[/size][/quote] Jesus, at least be man enough to admit that you fucked up. MULLY And on top of that it doesn't flow very well. I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oftt4 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 We are the champions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oftt4 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 [quote name='Fulcher_33' post='507658' date='Jul 5 2007, 01:18 AM']Jesus, at least be man enough to admit that you fucked up. MULLY And on top of that it doesn't flow very well. I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you.[/quote] He didnt fuck up, he quite obviously meant to put the 0 there. It was a joke, just not a very well crafted one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schotzee Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 [quote name='oftt4' post='507670' date='Jul 5 2007, 07:48 AM']We are the champions?[/quote] You even question that statement,huh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 [quote name='schotzee' post='507674' date='Jul 5 2007, 08:01 AM']You even question that statement,huh ? [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 [quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507656' date='Jul 5 2007, 12:52 AM']Actually it was a joke. If the Bengals had 5 rings like [b]we do[/b] I would have used the #5, since you have 0 Super Bowl rings I replaced the 5 with a big fat [size=7]0[/size][/quote] which superbowl team did you play for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoDeyForever Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 [quote name='GoBengals' post='507949' date='Jul 6 2007, 03:11 AM']which superbowl team did you play for?[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brew Crew Grrl Posted July 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 [quote name='GoBengals' post='507949' date='Jul 6 2007, 03:11 AM']which superbowl team did you play for?[/quote] Awww.... don't rain on his parade! You see Go, they told him he was playing the Superbowl when in fact it was the Special Olympics. [img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8058/specialolympicsgi9.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Captain Awesome Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 [b]Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer[/b] Ben got run over by a Grandma Riding his bike home from WXRZ. You can say there's no such thing as Martha, But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe. He was ridin' his Hayabusa, And left his helmet in the basement. He didn't see Martha Fleishman, So he did a face plant in the pavement. When Fleishman stopped, Ben was under the back tire. There were tread marks on his forehead, And his jaw was in need of some wire. Ben got run over by a Grandma Riding his bike home from WXRZ. You can say there's no such thing as Martha, But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe. wines hard is on tv crying, The tears keep rolling down. He says that Ben is now toothless, Just like the rest of Steel Town. Ben was there for spring training, With all the other losers clad in yellow and black. We all can't help but wonder: How many times Chower tea bagged Ben's sack. Ben got run over by a Grandma Riding his bike home from WXRZ. You can say there's no such thing as Martha, But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 [quote name='BengalBacker' post='508259' date='Jul 7 2007, 03:22 AM'] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammorrisgotmehigh Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 [quote name='Captain Awesome' post='508263' date='Jul 7 2007, 03:33 AM'][b]Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer[/b] Ben got run over by a Grandma Riding his bike home from WXRZ. You can say there's no such thing as Martha, But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe. He was ridin' his Hayabusa, And left his helmet in the basement. He didn't see Martha Fleishman, So he did a face plant in the pavement. When Fleishman stopped, Ben was under the back tire. There were tread marks on his forehead, And his jaw was in need of some wire. Ben got run over by a Grandma Riding his bike home from WXRZ. You can say there's no such thing as Martha, But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe. wines hard is on tv crying, The tears keep rolling down. He says that Ben is now toothless, Just like the rest of Steel Town. Ben was there for spring training, With all the other losers clad in yellow and black. We all can't help but wonder: How many times Chower tea bagged Ben's sack. Ben got run over by a Grandma Riding his bike home from WXRZ. You can say there's no such thing as Martha, But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.[/quote] Have to admit. that made me laugh. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 [quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='508540' date='Jul 8 2007, 12:49 AM']Have to admit. that made me laugh. Well done.[/quote] LOL. Thanks, it only took me about an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie martin Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 [quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507517' date='Jul 4 2007, 04:47 PM']12 Days of Christmas. He helped with getting the 5th of 5 Golden Rings!!!!!!!!! Bengals Version 12 Dwi's 11 Assaults 10 Drug Possesions 9 Failed Drug Tests 8 Domestic Assaults 7 Reckless Drivings 6 Wanton Endagerments 0 Golden Rings 4 Haltime Meltdowns 3 Losses to end your season when 1 win would get you in 2 Super Bowl Losses and 1 Playoff Appearance since 1989 Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 [quote name='frankie martin' post='508684' date='Jul 8 2007, 04:26 PM'][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest CincyInDC Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I can't believe no one's put up this one yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 wasnt this already settled last year? [img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jrod9927/cassettevv9.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 [img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jrod9927/54jk5ch.jpg[/img][quote][center] [b]THREE 6 MAFIA LYRICS [i]"Slob On My Knob"[/b][/i] [Juicy J] Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me, and do your job Lay on the bed, and give me head Don't have to ask, don't have to beg Juicy is my name Sex is my game Let's call the boys, let's run a train Squeeze on my nuts Lick on my butt The natural curly hair, please don't touch First find a mate Second find a place Third find a bag, to hide the ho face Real name rover I said bend over I started to knock, then came the odor Smelled like mush Shouldn't had a woosh Told her to stop, and take a dush While she did that I didn't want the cat So I bounced out and never came back Suck a nigga dick or something [4x] My nigga D-Magic Said he had to have it I said just forget it, it's too craby Know a little freak, in Hollywood Sucks on dick, does it real good She'll give you money, feel up your tummy House full of kids, parents all schummy Once had a down, backyard ground Hit it from the back Enjoy the sound Lay on the cover Always use the rubber Till I got caught, fucking with her mother She blamed it on me We fought in the street She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee Called up the boys Went to her house Charged the whole place Threw the bitch out Police busted in Where the niggas at We left just in time, and never came back Roll through the hood, waving at the freaks Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks Made another stop Police station Saw a few cops Drove by and sprayed them Licensee tag number A nigga said he saw Bogus all the time Never get caught[/center][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nati Ice Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 [img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jrod9927/fourthbenpicture-1.jpg[/img] [center][quote][b]Neal McCoy [i]"Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On"[/b][/i] Awww Yah! Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye HEY! HEY! She left him broke, in his new truck He don’t smoke, but he lights one up Temporary fix, for his heartache He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight He’s chasing everything in sight He’ll fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles on Hey! Lot of drunks, get real mean They’ll pick a fight, over anything Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight Now he’s chasing everything in sight He’ll fall apart when he gets home Right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles……. on He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl he hold on tight He don’t see ugly Through blood shot eyes He’ll fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Cause life looks good, good, good So good, good, good, Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles…….on[/quote][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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