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Bored at work and was perusing a Steeler MB poking fun at Carson this way. Figured I'd steal their idea for retaliation :1441: So what sones remind you all of Beg Ben...

Song below to be played to the tune of Love Stinks by the J. Geils Band

Ben throws to him
Whines Hard drops it
He blames somebody else
pissburgh just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This guy they call Big Ben
It's gonna make you cry
You've had the piss yellows
The blacks and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah

Thrown away to the other side
Defense intercepts him once again
He just can't hide He'll hear a WHO DEY!
His heart will fall
His head will hang
He's gonna cry
I don't care for Big Ben playing
All I can say is
Ben stinks

(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah

They've been through Kordell
They've been through Maddox
One things for sure
Ben stinks

(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah
(Ben stinks)
Ben stinks yeah yeah

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The song that reminds me of Ben is Gay Bar by Electric Six. :whistle:

HINES!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

(Pause)

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

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12 Days of Christmas.

He helped with getting the 5th of



5 Golden Rings!!!!!!!!!




Bengals Version

12 Dwi's
11 Assaults
10 Drug Possesions
9 Failed Drug Tests
8 Domestic Assaults
7 Reckless Drivings
6 Wanton Endagerments
0 Golden Rings
4 Haltime Meltdowns
3 Losses to end your season when 1 win would get you in
2 Super Bowl Losses
and
1 Playoff Appearance since 1989


Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth
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[quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507517' date='Jul 4 2007, 04:47 PM']12 Days of Christmas.

He helped with getting the 5th of
5 Golden Rings!!!!!!!!!
Bengals Version

12 Dwi's
11 Assaults
10 Drug Possesions
9 Failed Drug Tests
8 Domestic Assaults
7 Reckless Drivings
6 Wanton Endagerments
0 Golden Rings
4 Haltime Meltdowns
3 Losses to end your season when 1 win would get you in
2 Super Bowl Losses
and
1 Playoff Appearance since 1989
Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth[/quote]



bwhahahahah [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img]:rofl:[img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] There is that pittsburgh education 6 - 0 - 4. They dont teach counting in pitsburgh?? :lol:

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[quote name='Jamie_B' post='507537' date='Jul 4 2007, 05:44 PM']bwhahahahah [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] There is that pissburgh education 6 - 0 - 4. They dont teach counting in pitsburgh?? :lol:[/quote]


Actually it was a joke. If the Bengals had 5 rings like we do I would have used the #5, since you have 0 Super Bowl rings I replaced the 5 with a big fat


[size=7]0[/size]

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[quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507656' date='Jul 5 2007, 01:52 PM']Actually it was a joke. If the Bengals had 5 rings like we do I would have used the #5, since you have 0 Super Bowl rings I replaced the 5 with a big fat
[size=7]0[/size][/quote]


Jesus, at least be man enough to admit that you fucked up.
MULLY
And on top of that it doesn't flow very well. I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you.
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[quote name='Fulcher_33' post='507658' date='Jul 5 2007, 01:18 AM']Jesus, at least be man enough to admit that you fucked up.
MULLY
And on top of that it doesn't flow very well. I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you.[/quote]

He didnt fuck up, he quite obviously meant to put the 0 there. It was a joke, just not a very well crafted one.
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[quote name='oftt4' post='507670' date='Jul 5 2007, 07:48 AM']We are the champions?[/quote]


You even question that statement,huh ? :D

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[quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507656' date='Jul 5 2007, 12:52 AM']Actually it was a joke. If the Bengals had 5 rings like [b]we do[/b] I would have used the #5, since you have 0 Super Bowl rings I replaced the 5 with a big fat
[size=7]0[/size][/quote]


which superbowl team did you play for?
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[quote name='GoBengals' post='507949' date='Jul 6 2007, 03:11 AM']which superbowl team did you play for?[/quote]

:lol:

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[quote name='GoBengals' post='507949' date='Jul 6 2007, 03:11 AM']which superbowl team did you play for?[/quote]
Awww.... don't rain on his parade! You see Go, they told him he was playing the Superbowl when in fact it was the Special Olympics.

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[b]Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer[/b]



Ben got run over by a Grandma
Riding his bike home from WXRZ.
You can say there's no such thing as Martha,
But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.

He was ridin' his Hayabusa,
And left his helmet in the basement.
He didn't see Martha Fleishman,
So he did a face plant in the pavement.

When Fleishman stopped,
Ben was under the back tire.
There were tread marks on his forehead,
And his jaw was in need of some wire.

Ben got run over by a Grandma
Riding his bike home from WXRZ.
You can say there's no such thing as Martha,
But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.

wines hard is on tv crying,
The tears keep rolling down.
He says that Ben is now toothless,
Just like the rest of Steel Town.

Ben was there for spring training,
With all the other losers clad in yellow and black.
We all can't help but wonder:
How many times Chower tea bagged Ben's sack.

Ben got run over by a Grandma
Riding his bike home from WXRZ.
You can say there's no such thing as Martha,
But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.
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[quote name='Captain Awesome' post='508263' date='Jul 7 2007, 03:33 AM'][b]Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer[/b]



Ben got run over by a Grandma
Riding his bike home from WXRZ.
You can say there's no such thing as Martha,
But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.

He was ridin' his Hayabusa,
And left his helmet in the basement.
He didn't see Martha Fleishman,
So he did a face plant in the pavement.

When Fleishman stopped,
Ben was under the back tire.
There were tread marks on his forehead,
And his jaw was in need of some wire.

Ben got run over by a Grandma
Riding his bike home from WXRZ.
You can say there's no such thing as Martha,
But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.

wines hard is on tv crying,
The tears keep rolling down.
He says that Ben is now toothless,
Just like the rest of Steel Town.

Ben was there for spring training,
With all the other losers clad in yellow and black.
We all can't help but wonder:
How many times Chower tea bagged Ben's sack.

Ben got run over by a Grandma
Riding his bike home from WXRZ.
You can say there's no such thing as Martha,
But as for me it's in Marvin, we believe.[/quote]


Have to admit. that made me laugh. Well done.
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[quote name='bammorrisgotmehigh' post='507517' date='Jul 4 2007, 04:47 PM']12 Days of Christmas.

He helped with getting the 5th of
5 Golden Rings!!!!!!!!!
Bengals Version

12 Dwi's
11 Assaults
10 Drug Possesions
9 Failed Drug Tests
8 Domestic Assaults
7 Reckless Drivings
6 Wanton Endagerments
0 Golden Rings
4 Haltime Meltdowns
3 Losses to end your season when 1 win would get you in
2 Super Bowl Losses
and
1 Playoff Appearance since 1989
Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth[/quote]

:D

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[b]THREE 6 MAFIA LYRICS
[i]"Slob On My Knob"[/b][/i]

[Juicy J]
Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something [4x]

My nigga D-Magic
Said he had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, feel up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught, fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time, and never came back
Roll through the hood, waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he saw
Bogus all the time
Never get caught[/center][/quote]
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[center][quote][b]Neal McCoy
[i]"Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On"[/b][/i]


Awww Yah!
Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night
First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye
HEY! HEY!

She left him broke, in his new truck
He don’t smoke, but he lights one up
Temporary fix, for his heartache
He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight
He’s chasing everything in sight
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
But right now his worries are gone
Life looks good, good, good
Billy’s got his beer goggles on
Hey!

Lot of drunks, get real mean
They’ll pick a fight, over anything
Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here
You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight
Now he’s chasing everything in sight
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
Right now his worries are gone
Life looks good, good, good
Billy’s got his beer goggles……. on

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him another girl he hold on tight
He don’t see ugly
Through blood shot eyes
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
But right now his worries are gone
Cause life looks good, good, good
So good, good, good,
Life looks good, good, good
Billy’s got his beer goggles…….on[/quote][/center]
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