Ben Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: First, they must get approval from the U.N. They must use only an environmentally safe light bulb. Also, the light bulb cannot be changed unless the French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, and Canadians are there to help. Finally, the light bulb must be changed by a minority or woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Those were pretty good ! I have 1 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/15.gif[/img] How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ? none ....they just sit in the dark and bitch about it ! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/40.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 How many Cincinnatians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We prefer you not say "screw" in Cincinnati. How many gay men does it take to screw in a ligt bulb? One, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Q: How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Never mind, we'll drink in the dark. Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen. Q: How many LA cops does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five: One to screw in a new bulb, and four to beat the crap out of the old one. Q: How many Generals does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need lightbulbs again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckWoody Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Q: How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/26.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsCat Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 lmao i like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 [quote name='BuckWoody' date='Mar 9 2005, 01:39 PM']Q: How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/26.gif[/img] [right][post="59198"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natifanatic Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Q: How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 [quote name='oldschooler' date='Mar 8 2005, 11:52 PM'] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Those were pretty good ! I have 1 [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/15.gif[/img] How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ? none ....they just sit in the dark and bitch about it ! [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/40.gif[/img] [right][post="58828"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Somebody better get in here and change this damn lightbulb or I'm gonna beat the living hell outta something...what the hell? Where is everybody, I can't see a fucking thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 [quote name='BengalBeotch' date='Mar 9 2005, 03:13 PM']Somebody better get in here and change this damn lightbulb or I'm gonna beat the living hell outta something...what the hell? Where is everybody, I can't see a fucking thing. [right][post="59236"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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