USN Bengal Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [b]Are you too busy too look?[/b] [b][size=5][color="#FF0000"]We'll do it for you![/color][/size][/b] Need something to "hate the man" about? An injustice to rail against? A reason to divert your anxiety about your own perceived inequities? [b][size=5][color="#FF0000"]We'll take care of you!![/color][/size][/b] [b]Introducing Roncos new [color="#FF0000"]"[size=4]Rage Against The Machine[/size]"[/color] daily reminder service... we'll call, e-mail, text, post, and basically annoy the hell out of you for the low, low price of $19.95... but that's not all!!! If you act now, we'll also chip in your own [color="#FF0000"][size=4]real simulated laminated particle board soapbox[/size][/color]!! It comes in three colors brown, light brown, and the most asked for...dark brown!!! [color="#0000FF"][size=4]Here is a sampling of our service; Today is October the 9th, you just finished lambasting Spain, America, God, and your dog about that bastard Columbus... and are feeling good about yourself. What to do today though? Oh bother... you can't think of anything to to shake your pom-poms about! (ding) You have mail! And this is what pops up for you in your in your inbox;[/size][/color] [/b] On this day in history; 1470 Henry VI of England is restored to the throne, having been deposed nine years earlier in 1461. [b][color="#FF0000"]Why do you care if he's restoring his throne?...IT'S TAXPAYER MONEY!!![/color][/b] 1701 Yale College in the United States of America receives its charter. [b][color="#FF0000"]They're setting up college deferrments for all the future draft dodgers!!![/color][/b] 1779 First 'Luddite' riots break out in a lace factory in Loughborough, England, as workers protest against labour-saving machinery which is likely to make them redundant. Similar riots begin at a spinning cotton factory in Manchester. [b][color="#FF0000"]Soccers first hooligans!!! Damn the UK!!![/color][/b] 1804 The city of Hobart is founded in Tasmania - the island off the southern coast of mainland Australia. [b][color="#FF0000"]Hobart? That bastard owe's you money!!![/color][/b] 1888 The official opening of the 555ft white marble Washington Monument - designed by Robert Mills. [b][color="#FF0000"]We're sure that the white marble quarries are located near some endangered species!!![/color][/b] 1899 An ultimatum to the British from Boer leader Paul Kruger prompts the start of the Second Anglo-Boer War in southern Africa. [b][color="#FF0000"]The beginning of apartheid!!![/color][/b] 1905 World famous French actress Sarah Bernhardt suffers a tragic accident while playing 'Floria' in 'Tosca'. Jumping from a parapet, she falls heavily on her right leg because stage hands have forgotten to prepare the mattress for her to land on. Her badly injured leg is later amputated. [b][color="#FF0000"]Stage hands show prejudice and bigotry to one legged women!!![/color][/b] 1911 Britain launches its super-Dreadnaught battleship HMS King George V at Portsmouth. [b][color="#FF0000"]A whale is somewhere close by... GET GREENPEACE IN ON THIS!!![/color][/b] 1924 In Britain, the Irish Free State Bill receives the Royal Assent. [b][color="#FF0000"]This is why the Irish drink, addict enablers!!![/color][/b] 1934 Assassination of Alexander , King of Yugoslavia and the French Foreign Minister Louis Barthou by Croatian terrorists in Marseilles. [b][color="#FF0000"]It was France's fault, Vive Le Kiss My Ass!!![/color][/b] 1948 English football legend Billy Wright first captains the England international team aged 24 - against Northern Ireland. [b][color="#FF0000"]Protestant oppression against a good catholic nation... RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION... GET LAWMANS ANCESTORS BANNED!!![/color][/b] 1961 A volcano erupting on the island of Tristan da Cunha forces Britain to evacuate more than 260 islanders [b][color="#FF0000"]First evidence of global warming!!!!! Blame it on American rock music[/color][/b] 1962 Uganda proclaims its independence from Britain. [b][color="#FF0000"]Idi Amin Dada gets to butcher his own people...hooray!!![/color][/b] 1967 Revolutionary leader Ernesto 'Che' Guevara, the Argentinian-born guerilla fighter, is captured in Bolivia and shot [b][color="#FF0000"]Prejudice against bad haircuts in it's worst form!!![/color][/b] 1968 British prime minister Harold Wilson meets Rhodesian premier Ian Smith aboard HMS Fearless in Gibraltar to discuss Rhodesia's decision to declare UDI -a Universal Declaration of Independence. [b][color="#FF0000"]It's happening at sea... save the whales again... GREENPEACE!!![/color][/b] 1973 American rock 'n roll star Elvis Presley divorces his wife Pricilla in California. [b][color="#FF0000"]He is/was an alien... ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!![/color][/b] 1980 British playwright Harold Pinter marries author Lady Antonia Fraser - the former wife of Conservative MP Sir Hugh Fraser. [b][color="#FF0000"]Antonia is really Anthony... DRAG QUEEN RASCISM!!! HATE CRIME!!![/color][/b] 1990 Hundreds of Chinese queue to buy 'Big Macs' when McDonald's opens its first resturant in China in Shenzhen. [b][color="#FF0000"]Western propaganda served in the form of a hamburger... AMERICAN OPPRESSION!!![/color][/b] 1997 The campaign to ban landmines, a cause made popular by Diana, Princess of Wales before her death, is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. [b][color="#FF0000"]Land mines are people too!!! Land mines have feelings!!! The beginning of the land mine holocaust!!![/color][/b] SNEAK PEEK FOR OCTOBER 10TH!!!! 1911 China's Imperial Dynasty [i]([color="#FF0000"]Wun Hung Lo[/color])[/i] is forced to abdicate and the country is proclaimed a republic by its new leader, Sun Yat-Sen. [b][color="#FF0000"]Porn Prejudice... porn kicked out of China!!![/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoyalFanInGA v2.0 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [quote name='USNBENGAL the Original' post='565770' date='Oct 9 2007, 11:42 AM']1967 Revolutionary leader Ernesto 'Che' Guevara, the Argentinian-born guerilla fighter, is captured in Bolivia and shot [b][color="#FF0000"]Prejudice against bad haircuts in it's worst form!!![/color][/b][/quote] This one is my favorite. [quote name='USNBENGAL the Original' post='565770' date='Oct 9 2007, 11:42 AM']1911 China's Imperial Dynasty [i]([color="#FF0000"]Wun Hung Lo[/color])[/i] is forced to abdicate and the country is proclaimed a republic by its new leader, Sun Yat-Sen. [b][color="#FF0000"]Porn Prejudice... porn kicked out of China!!![/color][/b][/quote] That just means more Asian porn for me. Where's the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Just reading this makes my blood boil. All this horrible things throughout history, and only Zach de la Roche and Tom Morello are willing to do anything about it! Educate the masses, and magically everything will turn hunky-dory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [quote name='Actium' post='565814' date='Oct 9 2007, 12:40 PM']Educate the masses, and magically everything will turn hunky-dory.[/quote] Not magic, Actium, just hard, often underappreciated work--sometimes with consequences: for example, see the cases of Socrates, Dante, Rabelais, and Thomas More. This is some funny stuff, USN. Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [quote name='Homer_Rice' post='565908' date='Oct 9 2007, 01:26 PM']Not magic, Actium, just hard, often underappreciated work--sometimes with consequences: for example, see the cases of Socrates, Dante, Rabelais, and Thomas More. This is some funny stuff, USN. Keep it up![/quote] "The philosophers have only worked to interpret the world; the point is to change it." The Revolution and its Idea rarely grow from the same tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer_Rice Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [quote name='Actium' post='565919' date='Oct 9 2007, 02:33 PM']"The philosophers have only worked to interpret the world; the point is to change it." The Revolution and its Idea rarely grow from the same tree.[/quote] Marx, Schmarx. Talk about overrated! But the fruit of the plain and the chicken of the sea share hermaphroditic ancestors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actium Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [quote name='Homer_Rice' post='565952' date='Oct 9 2007, 02:14 PM']Marx, Schmarx. Talk about overrated! But the fruit of the plain and the chicken of the sea share hermaphroditic ancestors.[/quote] Now I'm confused. And strangely intrigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Tory Go! Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [quote name='Homer_Rice' post='565952' date='Oct 9 2007, 03:14 PM']Marx, Schmarx. Talk about overrated! But the fruit of the plain and the chicken of the sea [b]share hermaphroditic ancestors[/b].[/quote] Leave Jaime Lee Curtis out of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawman Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [i]Too Funny[/i]!!! [quote]1948 English football legend Billy Wright first captains the England international team aged 24 - against Northern Ireland. Protestant oppression against a good catholic nation... RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION... GET LAWMANS ANCESTORS BANNED!!![/quote] [img]http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/songs/pic/manutd.png[/img] [i](Actual) Manchester United Chants - words to the chants you couldn't understand if listened to it live at a match; in the Kings language.[/i] [color="#000080"]We've won the fuckin'n lot, We've won the fuckin'n lot, And now your going to believe us, And now your going to believe us, We've won the fuckin'n lot.[/color] [color="#006400"]She wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon, She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may, And when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon, She said it's for United, and we're going to Wembley. Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wembley.[/color] [color="#8B0000"]Drink, drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a shit and we don't give a fuck, We're going home with the Cup Winners cup.[/color] [color="#000080"]From the banks of the River Irwell, To the shores of Sicily, We will fight, fight, fight, for United, 'Till we win the Football League, To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (they're shit!) We will fight, fight, fight, for United, 'Till we win the Football League.[/color] [color="#006400"]Drink, drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a fuck, and we don't give a shit, We're going home with the championship[/color] [color="#8B0000"]We're just one of those teams, That you see now and then, We often score six, But we seldom score ten, We beat 'em at home, And we beat 'em away, We kill any b*stards, That get in our way. We are the pride of all Europe, The cock of the North, We hate the Scousers, The Cockneys of course, We are United, Without any doubt, We are the Manchester boys. Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na na - OOOGH ![/color] [color="#000080"]Dwight Yorke Wherever you may be, You are the king of pornographie, And you stuck 2 fingers up the john gregory, Coz you are the king of pornographie.[/color] [color="#006400"]When I was a young lad, Me dad said to me, Are you coming to Maine Road, To watch Man City? I said fuck off dad, Yer just an oud chap, I'd rather go Oud Trafford, And have a good scrap.[/color] [i]Can you imagine these type of chants at a Bengals game; Philly ain't got shit on Manchester United fans.[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Apathy has become my moral sport; acknowledgement of societal ills troubles me not, for I care no more. My own children can die the nuclear death and I will merely shrug and drink another pint. Fuck it. Fuck this world. All is for naught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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