~mroby30~ Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 just please put the best one-liner jokes you've heard, i like them because theyre easy to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracenuts Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes A: Nothin, you've already told her twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Q: What do you call an upside down blonde........? A: A brunette with bad breath.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [b]Why do Blondes wear pants ? To keep their ankles warm [/b] [i](Ducks as Beotch throws chair)[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Q:What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A: A pilot you racist fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [b]A man walked into a Bar Ouch [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [quote name='BlackJesus' date='Mar 26 2005, 09:40 PM'][b]A man walked into a Bar Ouch [/b] [right][post="67865"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Why do you never buy a woman a watch? There's a clock on the stove..... [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalBeotch Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it then your car. [i]now where is that chair?[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 How do you tell if a redneck is married? There are tobacco stains on both sides of the truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream? A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [quote name='akiliMVP' date='Mar 26 2005, 09:47 PM']Why do you never buy a woman a watch? There's a clock on the stove..... Â [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//3.gif[/img] [right][post="67871"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 What does a blonde say after sex ? You ALL on the same team ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 What is a woman`s favorite weather forecast ? Expect 6-12 inches over night ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [b]How do you make a dead baby float ? Lift your foot [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 When do the kids at Neverland Ranch know when it's time for bed................. When the big hand, touches the little hand........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [quote name='Beaker' date='Mar 26 2005, 11:29 PM']How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares. [right][post="67907"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlackJesus Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [b]what is better than a naked 3 year old chinese girl ? nothing [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest #22 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 How can you tell that its Spring in the Tri-State? Kentucky is still playing Basketball and UC isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatScratchFever Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 dead baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [quote name='#22' date='Mar 27 2005, 12:12 AM']How can you tell that its Spring in the Tri-State? Kentucky is still playing Basketball and UC isn't [right][post="67949"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] How can you tell it`s Summer in the Tri-State ? Kings Island opens in Ohio and in Kentucky it`s the opening of dating season (family reunions). [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? They both have little boys pants half off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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