85fanwilkes Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 whats long hard has white stuff on the tip and goes in and out very fast? A toothbrush you perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Yo momma's so fat when she was told to haul ass it took her two trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 How do you find the population of cleveland? Roll a quarter down the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 how do you find the richest person in cleveland? the person who picks up the quarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 [quote name='Hooky' date='Mar 31 2005, 11:49 AM']On the subject and off-topic at the same time, on Howard Stern's website, it says that Mitch Hedberg passed away. There's no details and I couldn't find a 2nd source to prove it. Whether he died or not, I'll find some of his one liners. A couple off the top of my head: I know whether or not my shirt is clean if the label says "Dry clean only." I had a parrot that could talk, but he didn't know how to say "I'm hungry.", so he died. [right][post="69933"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Oh man that sucks, nothing on Mitch's website about the validity of it, but I dont know why Stern would put it up if it werent true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Tomorrow is April Fool's, but that's tomorrow, not today. Which would make the prank illegal. If it is one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 [quote name='Hooky' date='Mar 31 2005, 03:17 PM']Tomorrow is April Fool's, but that's tomorrow, not today. Which would make the prank illegal. If it is one. [right][post="70038"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Reported on Comedy Central too... [url="http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml"]http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/centr...tch_hedberg.xml[/url] This sucks, for all that have never seen him I advise you to go get his latest CD/DVD "All Together" its some of the funniest stuff youll hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 It took a while for anyone else to report it. Sad. As a small consolation, maybe Comedy Central will throw a Mitch marathon together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo momma's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones. Yo momma’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me". Yo momma’s so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "OK.". - RIP Rodney Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 You'r so ugly, when you'r were born the doctor slapped your mother! - RIP Rodney (paraphased btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Last night my girlfriend asked me to take her someplace expensive. So I took her to the gas station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 [quote name='Jason' date='Apr 6 2005, 12:00 PM']Last night my girlfriend asked me to take her someplace expensive. So I took her to the gas station. [right][post="72264"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Now a days thats too true. [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/3.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Your girlfriend is so fat that when you take her to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at HER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I saw your Moms walking down the street the other day kicking a can. I said, "What are you doing?" She said, "Moving" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer07 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 One time your Moms went swimming in the ocean... She left a ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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