Jamie_B Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='Hooky' date='Mar 30 2005, 10:06 AM']Your mama's armpits or so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock. [right][post="69404"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='oldschooler' date='Mar 30 2005, 10:46 AM']You`re so ugly ..... Your momma would have to get drunk before she would breast feed you ! [right][post="69425"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Well, you're so ugly, before masturbating, your hand just pretends to be asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Mar 30 2005, 11:25 AM']Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. [right][post="69430"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Your momma's so stuipid, she studied all night for a urine test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can keep a LIGHT on all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 What`s the difference between pink and purple ? The grip ! [img]http://www.imagemagician.com/images/nebsmak/emotes/dick.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Yo momma so fat, she left the house in high heels...when she came home they were flip flops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='sean' date='Mar 30 2005, 03:15 PM']Yo momma so fat, she left the house in high heels...when she came home they were flip flops. [right][post="69591"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Your momma's so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes OIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='CP1' date='Mar 30 2005, 01:51 PM']Your momma's so stuipid, she studied all night for a urine test [right][post="69545"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Mar 30 2005, 03:49 PM']Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out! [right][post="69626"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Yo mommas so fat, your daddy has to roll over twice to get off of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Whats the difference between like and love? Spit and swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='sean' date='Mar 30 2005, 06:03 PM']Yo mommas so fat, your daddy has to roll over twice to get off of her [right][post="69688"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Yo Mama's so fat that while she was walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Your momma's so fat that when she walks backwards, you hear beep.....beep.....beep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Yo momma`s so fat ....even her clothes have stretch marks ! Yo momma`s so fat........ she fell in love and broke it ! Yo momma`s so fat..... she wakes up in sections ! Yo momma`s so fat ........when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natifanatic Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Your momma's so fat her nickname is DAAAAMN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger What is invisable and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='natifanatic' date='Mar 30 2005, 06:45 PM']Your momma's so fat her nickname is DAAAAMN! [right][post="69708"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!! What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='oldschooler' date='Mar 30 2005, 06:04 PM']Yo momma`s so fat ....even her clothes have stretch marks ! Yo momma`s so fat........ she fell in love and broke it ! Yo momma`s so fat..... she wakes up in sections ! Yo momma`s so fat ........when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! [right][post="69706"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracenuts Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 hey did u guys hear the michael jackson died of food poisoning last week.... he ate a 7 year old weiner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiliMVP Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 [quote name='tracenuts' date='Mar 30 2005, 08:30 PM']hey did u guys hear the michael jackson died of food poisoning last week.... he ate a 7 year old weiner [right][post="69755"][/post][/right][/quote] holy shit [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons//24.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 On the subject and off-topic at the same time, on Howard Stern's website, it says that Mitch Hedberg passed away. There's no details and I couldn't find a 2nd source to prove it. Whether he died or not, I'll find some of his one liners. A couple off the top of my head: I know whether or not my shirt is clean if the label says "Dry clean only." I had a parrot that could talk, but he didn't know how to say "I'm hungry.", so he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natifanatic Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 What do you call an Italian suppository? An in-yo-endo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85fanwilkes Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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