Guest #22 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 [quote name='oldschooler' date='Mar 27 2005, 09:17 AM']How can you tell it`s Summer in the Tri-State ? Kings Island opens in Ohio and in Kentucky it`s the opening of dating season (family reunions). [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/30.gif[/img] [right][post="67999"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] der.... that's funny [img]http://forum.go-bengals.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/37.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Whats the best thing about having sex with tweny five year olds? there are twenty of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Dey Forever Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 what does mcdonalds and michael jackson have in common?? they both have 40 year old meat stuck between 12 year old buns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 How do you get a Steelers/Browns/Ravens/Bills/UK Fan off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt_Six Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creechnasty Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 A baby seal walks into a club..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 How do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? A Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jza10304 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 What is making love??? What a woman does when a guy is fucking her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Claptonrocks Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 I lost my credit cards the last month....I didnt report them missing because the thief was spending less than my wife did!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Claptonrocks Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Guy goes into a public bathroom to take a whiz and there's this guy in there with one arm trying to unzip his fly to do the same.. He's having problems so he asks the other guy if he could help him with his fly...the man reluctantly uznips his fly for him.. the onearmed guy is now having a problem pulling the horse out of his pants and asks the guy if he could help him pull it out.. the guy reluctantly pulls ole hoss out for him and when he does notices that there's all these lesions and scabs on it... He asks the onearmed guy " What the fuck is the matter with ole hoss?" One armed dude replies " I dont know but I aint touchin it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 [quote name='walshfan' date='Mar 28 2005, 03:28 PM']Guy goes into a public bathroom to take a whiz and there's this guy in there with one arm trying to unzip his fly to do the same.. He's having problems so he asks the other guy if he could help him with his fly...the man reluctantly uznips his fly for him.. the onearmed guy is now having a problem pulling the horse out of his pants and asks the guy if he could help him pull it out.. the guy reluctantly pulls ole hoss out for him and when he does notices that there's all these lesions and scabs on it... He asks the onearmed guy " What the fuck is the matter with ole hoss?" One armed dude replies " I dont know but I aint touchin it!" [right][post="68335"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Interesting one-liner...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodey319 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 [quote name='Beaker' date='Mar 28 2005, 05:05 PM']Interesting one-liner...lol. [right][post="68478"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] you just need to tweak it using commas and semi colons to make it a single sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Mar 28 2005, 04:25 PM']Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! [right][post="68422"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Your momma's so fat, her blood type is [color="red"]Ragu[/color]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 [quote name='CP1' date='Mar 28 2005, 06:01 PM']Your momma's so fat, her blood type is [color="red"]Ragu[/color]! [right][post="68509"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Dey Forever Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 [quote name='Jamie_B' date='Mar 28 2005, 05:05 PM']Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! [right][post="68512"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale said we want your weight not your phone number!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khatmandude Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Why doesn't Columbus have a Pro football team? THen Cleveland would want one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-GoBengals- Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='CP1' date='Mar 29 2005, 10:26 PM']Why doesn't Columbus have a Pro football team? THen Cleveland would want one too! [right][post="69248"][/post][/right][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='CJ4MVP85' date='Mar 29 2005, 07:19 PM']yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale said we want your weight not your phone number!! [right][post="69112"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Yo mama so dirty she slowed down speed stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 What's better than winning the Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being fucking retarded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? Michael Jackson is a fucking child molester.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Bunghole| Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 How do you know when your best friend is a fag? when his dick tastes like shit........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooky Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 [quote name='CP1' date='Mar 28 2005, 06:01 PM']Your momma's so fat, her blood type is [color="red"]Ragu[/color]! [right][post="68509"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote] Your mama's armpits or so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldschooler Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 You`re so ugly ..... Your momma would have to get drunk before she would breast feed you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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